I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK
YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED
SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE!
NO SOLICITORS
KEEP OFF THE GRASS
HAVE A NICE DAY
HI MOM!
GOT A MATCH?
I'M DOWN HERE!
IT'S DARK DOWN HERE.
COULD YOU TURN UP THE HEAT?
WHO SHUT OFF THE LIGHTS?
I CAN'T BREATHE.
WHO'S GOT THE DEET?
DON'T CALL ME CHICKEN.
DON'T CALL ME LOSER.
TRY TO GET MY MONEY NOW.
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES.
DO NOT DISTURB.
I WAS DARED.
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
AM I DIVORCED NOW?
DO I DETECT RADON?
BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT I'D DO IT!
PLEASE CURB YOUR PETS.
911 WAS A LITTLE LATE.
THIS ISN'T THE CASKET I ORDERED.
THANKS DEAR.
RETURN MAIL TO SENDER.
I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT.
VANDALS WILL BE PROSECUTED.
KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?
THE BUCK STOPS HERE.
MY CELL PHONE IS...
IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN.
NO MORE PHONE CALLS PLEASE.
THANKS FOR NOTHING.
HAVE FUN WITH MY STUFF.
NO DIGGING.
I ONLY WISH I'D DONE THIS SOONER.
NO BIG DEAL.
NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ME.
THANKS FOR THE PARTY!
GO AWAY!
I REALLY HATE WORMS.
IS MY CREDIT OK NOW?
YOU'RE STANDING ON ME.
WOW, THAT SMARTS!!
See how much fun your epitaph can be? There's normally a per character carving fee plus the shorter your epitaph, the larger the text can be.
the thing i wanna know is, if you try to commit suicide by one of the methods in the book and it doesnt work but instead you end up living a life of horrible disfigurement... can you sue the writer?
post by Troll at Apr 17,2007 6:36pm edited Apr 17,2007 6:37pm
Whoremastery said:
Troll said:
all of em
Why? How did your financial planner piss you off?
Hahaha! Yea what am I thinking?!?! I guess I'd just check off "Life" Hahaha!