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returntothepit >> discuss >> My wifes B-day is 4/1 by powerkok on Apr 1,2007 12:48pm

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post by powerkok

at Apr 1,2007 12:48pm

So I usually dont prank her, concerned it may take away from her bday.
This year, however, I am thinking of frosting her cake with poop or crisco or something.
Then again I am making the cake, so Id really just be fucking myself.

What if I logged on her pillow?
hmmm

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at Apr 1,2007 1:26pm

You could go buy a broom and put a bow on it. Just make sure she figures out it's a joke before she beats you with it.

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post by powerkok

at Apr 1,2007 1:32pm

hahaha...yeah.
Id rather poop her side of the bed.

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post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Apr 1,2007 2:22pm

You could go buy a broom and put a bow on it. Just make sure she figures out it's a joke before she beats you with it.

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post by the_reverend

at Apr 1,2007 2:26pm

toothpaste.

ps: I lol'd at pam's comment.

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post by succubus

at Apr 1,2007 2:30pm

the_reverend said:

toothpaste.

ps: I lol'd at pam's comment.

because that's something you'd do to me!
hah

ps to kok: don't do anything gross!

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at Apr 1,2007 2:32pm

Poo is defintely the funniest thing. Go with poo.

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