this guy was weird and he was clutching a bag... so after a while i was like so whats in the bag. and he goes "NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSSINESS". So i pulled over and yelled at him to get out but he left the bag when he did.... ???

you must be lacking something in your life

absolutley

So what was in the bag?

NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS

duh dum tsh!

i like it. its mine. u cant have it.

Is it drugs? haha

is it a head? a cat head?

my precious....

one ring to rule them all

it's porn isn't it?

*whoosh*

I was gonna scold you for picking up a hitcher in this day and age.

ok dad

I know hitching ain't easy, but I'm definitely guilty of passing hitchers all the time when I'm alone. If indeed I already have a passenger I will pick up a hitcher, but make them sit in the front passenger's seat and put my friend in the back just in case they try something then my friend can choke'em out.
Gotta watch yourself out there! Everyones out to get you!
Muahahahaha!

8 minute abs

i have trouble saying no and im always in a rush. so i make it a usual rule not to help hitchikers. cuz otherwwise id end up way out of my way just to help a dood. Same thing with beggars. i dont pay them cash ever. ill offer them food if i feel like it but 9/10 they get mad at you. no i wont help you dig your grave. i dont get paid enough for that.

but what if somebody invents 7 minute abs?

If you pick up women "hitchers" when it's dark outside they'll usually blow you for $20.00, same as downtown.

AUTOPSY_666 said:


...and thus it's revealed why Dwyer claims he gets laid more than anyone on the internet.

the truth revealed

davefromthegrave said:

Ok, someone needs to correct you nutsacks...

The joke was that 8 Minute Abs exists, so this dude came up with SEVEN minute abs because 7 has a holy significance and there's 7 chipmunks and all that shit. Then Ben Stiller says, "But what if someone invents 6 Minute Abs?" and then the dude flips out. He says "You can't get a proper workout in SIX minutes!!!"

For god's sake, know your role!!!!

Since Im bored, I will tell you a true hitching story from WAY back.

My Father, being quite a worldly gentleman back in the 60's and earlier 70's, hitch hiked, from Stormville, NY, to Anaheim, CA, back to Fishkill NY, to San Fran CA, and finally back to Fishkill NY.

In his travels, during a night in 1968, on a stretch of highway in Northern California, he was picked up by 2 men in a 4 door sedan.

He got in the back, and rode a while, with small conversation.
The passenger was doing most of the talking, and out of the blue, the driver blurts out, "Have you heard of the Zodiac Killer?"

My father replies, "yeah"
"Youre riding with him" says the driver.

Complete silence. Not another word was spoken by any of the 3 men.

My father said he was waiting for one of them to break, and say 'just fuckin with ya man' or something, but it never happened.

He told me, that he was clutching his hunting knife, inside his dufflebag, so tightly that it began to hurt after a few minutes, and that he was prepared and ready to cut both of their throats, and kill them, at the first sudden movement.


Who the FUCK does that??
I wonder if that guy knew how close his fucking around came, to getting him killed.
If he was fucking around.
Weird shit.

what happened when they dropped him off? anything?

no, sorry. forgot that part.
They let him off where they agreed to in the first place.
still not a word.

Damn it. What was in the bag?

ur ovaries

One night when I was probably 12, my dad's car broke down in Quincy on our way to Weymouth(not far at all but it was freezing out), and it was nearing 1AM. So my father and I hitched with this guy who had a ton of laundry detergent bottles in his backseat. Dude was completely bald and shirtless while listening to Bob Marley, I think he was high too. On the fore river bridge towards Weymouth, he tried to change lanes and looked to his right for clearance but started to swerve into the oncoming lane. My dad grabbed the wheel back into our lane and told the guy shortly after that he could "drop us off right here". We walked another couple miles fearing that another hitch would get us killed. Fun time.

NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUS_I_NESS!!!!


you got to tell the story in much more detail. I've also heard it with a blowjob twist

adam_was