bush: we can't let them get our nucular secrets
cabinet: well what do you suggest we do?
bush: isn't there nucular information in that "tron" movie? i used to love that back in my "army days" he he he.
cabinet: so you want us to seize all copies of "tron"?
bush: yes, and give em to me so i can watch em. he he he
i am deeply saddened by this. not because Tron is under fire, but because of how retarded things have become. next they are going to pull Jurassic Park because the terrorists are using it as the next step in biological warfare. instead of viruses, they are just going to unleash 50000 velociraptors in New York City.
Homer: I don't know it's weird, did anyone see that movie Tron?
Marge: No
Ned: No
Lovejoy: No
Wiggem: No
Bart: No
Grandpa: No
Lisa: No
Professor Frink: No
Wiggem: Yes...wait I mean no, no.