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New site? Maybe some day.
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this was an e-mail sent to me from a friend who's teaching 7-year-olds in Korea
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<br>>cool things that the kids i teach have done lately:
<br>>-called me all of the following:
<br>> osama bin laden's mother
<br>> baby gorilla
<br>> african (a real insult here)
<br>> dinosaur ears (?)
<br>> osama bin laden's girlfriend
<br>> giant baby
<br>>-told me that i eat all of the following:
<br>> osama bin laden's dung
<br>> my own dung
<br>> voldemort's dung
<br>>(they don't know the word "crap" or anything)
<br>>-mashed a brown crayon on the floor and called it
<br>>"dung"
<br>>-made me a card that said "teacher, i'm harry. today
<br>>is lost day, and i'm lost day too. love, harry."
<br>>-when asked to draw a picture of our school they
<br>>instead drew:
<br>> a thousand monsters
<br>> a huge fire
<br>> a picture of the american flag and the japanese
<br>>flags on fire that said "japan american fuck die"
<br>> a picture of me with horns
<br>>-asked me how old i was and believed me when i said i
<br>>was 56 and i had been married five times and i eat
<br>>children
<br>>-believed that my name was really jason
<br>>-and the number one thing they did this week was one
<br>>boy who made a valentine card. on the front was a big
<br>>pink heart. you opened it up and there was a huge
<br>>picture of a middle finger and a caption reading
<br>"FUCK YOU!"
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Killer..
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<br>Hey dino ears, eat my gorrila dung. |
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<a href="http://www.log.dial.pipex.com/playground" target="_blank">http://www.log.dial.pipex.com/playground</a>/ is a dictionary of playground insults. Mostly American-English-Aussie, not Korean though. |
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I'm bumping this cause I just read it to my brother and his girlfriend |
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haha, where did you say she taught again? Canada? |
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canada? joe, don't be silly. they can't even speak english up there. |
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My uncle loves to attack asian people for being yellow. |
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the_reverend said: canada? joe, don't be silly. they can't even speak english up there. |
that from someone who can't spell |
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"how do u spell the name of the country to the north of us?"
"C eh N eh D eh" |
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lynneaus said: "how do u spell the name of the country to the north of us?"
"C eh N eh D eh" |
make fun all you want...yer still dating one...
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Guineas do not count as Canadians. Either do frogs. |
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either do?
man ur canadian is showing |
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Joe/NotCommon said: Guineas do not count as Canadians. Either do frogs. |
you are correct
but i prefer being called a "WHOP"
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lynneaus said: either do?
man ur canadian is showing |
i'm going to smack your ass silly tonight when i get to the palladium!
what time will you be there?
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i gotta be there at six...
hey im french canadian but i dont let on to people.... i mask my heritage well |
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i'll probably get there a little after you...i want a good parking spot!
lol
i'm going to run out at lunch and get Thai food for me and get something for the "cool chick"
:p |
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succubus, its WOP not WHOP. With Out Papers |
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Hey Carina..... (sorry i couldnt help it... take it out of the context of where its from and its hilarious lol )
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doo wop
ditty
ditty dum
ditty dum |
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actually whop / wop comes from Guapparia (italian mob) you pronounce is WHOP A RIA
but yer not the first person to tell me about it meaning without papers |
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This thread went from Korea, to Canada, to Carina's ethnically challenged background. |
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I'm guessing it's either going to go to
a) masturbation
2) ass fucking
c) joe being an ass
d) d00dz the razor was sic?! |
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I smell horrible, I should take a shower. |
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the_reverend said: I'm guessing it's either going to go to
a) masturbation
2) ass fucking
c) joe being an ass
d) d00dz the razor was sic?! |
why not all of the above?
a) i love watching you touching yourself aaron
2) haven't done it in a while
c) yes that last comment was worthy of me calling him an ass
d) that's what i hear
funny how it's a 2 C D
heh
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I should follow Pagan Megan around like a puppy, and then have her kick me in the balls and cut my eyes out. |
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megan is a hottie!
i'm sure you'll enjoy it |
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HAHAHAHAHA, cut your eyes out? Thats awesome
Thanks sucubus
ha
this board is endless amusement for the dull work hours |
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I really need to go shower, I think I shit myself while I was asleep. |
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look at the subject shift now : koreans, to canadians to eyeball removal, what's next |
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2) a while? ok.. I guess 4 days is a "while"
(ps the numbering/lettering was a joke) |
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the_reverend said: 2) a while? ok.. I guess 4 days is a "while"
(ps the numbering/lettering was a joke) |
you think people are going to start believing us?
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Joe/NotCommon said: I should follow Pagan Megan around like a puppy, and then have her kick me in the balls and cut my eyes out. |
I always knew you wanted to look like that bad actor in event horizon.
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He is a good actor, that was just a gay movie. |
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riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... let's look at his movies shall we?
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
jurassic park III (aka straight to video)
so forth and so on. |
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He is Sam Neill....into the mouth of madness! |
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Allow me bring this thread back to its true and intended meaning: the defamation of Italians...
1) they wear their shirts half-unbuttoned, as though their love of The Old Country were directly proportionate to the amount of chest on display
2) they slick their hair back with fine spaghetti sauce
3) the letters "G" and "U" appear nowhere in the words "mozzarella" "ricotta" or "manicotti"
feel free to add on |
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... and let's not forget the unrelenting braggadocio |
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i think you are mixing up WANNA BE's
those born in the US that call themselves ITalian but can't speak it.
and i have no idea what you mean about G and U |
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sam neill is on the science channel (227) talking about aliens...
he sucks |
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Koreans will be forced to do special labor in camps without toilets. They will have to break rocks with toothpicks covered in the juices of Bob Hope. He is a special envoy to our Lord. He will turn you to the truth of the good books like magazines. |
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well at least we know who "Wet Blanket" is now |
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i really have no idea why... but i just read all of that. |
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I will shit on your face, with a special concentration on your eyes. Jesus will stand by me as you enter a world of shit. You may find peace in the reacharound. |
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this was an e-mail sent to me from a friend who's teaching 7-year-olds in Korea cool things that the kids i teach have done lately:
-called me all of the following: osama bin laden's mother baby gorilla african (a real insult here), dinosaur ears (?), osama bin laden's girlfriend, giant baby
-told me that i eat all of the following: osama bin laden's dung my own dung voldemort's dung (they don't know the word "crap" or anything)
-mashed a brown crayon on the floor and called it "dung" -made me a card that said "teacher, i'm harry. today is lost day, and i'm lost day too. love, harry."
-when asked to draw a picture of our school they instead drew: a thousand monsters a huge fire a picture of the american flag and the japanese flags on fire that said "japan american fuck die" a picture of me with horns
-asked me how old i was and believed me when i said i was 56 and i had been married five times and i eat children
-believed that my name was really jason
-and the number one thing they did this week was one boy who made a valentine card. on the front was a big pink heart. you opened it up and there was a huge picture of a middle finger and a caption reading "FUCK YOU!"
this is lulz |
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see the problem is that they must construct additional pylons |
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I prefer Supply Depots or Colonies over pylons. |
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