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returntothepit >> discuss >> Masturbation by succubus on Nov 21,2003 1:26pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 21,2003 1:26pm
I was just in the car a heard 2 songs about masturbation...anyone know of any metal masturbation songs?


oh the songs I heard (I wasn't driving and it wasn't my car):

~She Bop
~Turning Japanese



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 1:35pm
I'm pretty sure Black Sabbath's "Hand of Doom" is about masturbating.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 1:43pm
people will argue that all krisiun songs are metal masterbation.



toggletoggle post by moran   at Nov 21,2003 2:14pm
Dave Brockie Experiance has a masturbation song.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 2:18pm
mr. bungle



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 2:19pm
the_reverend said:
mr. bungle

That's right!



toggletoggle post by moran   at Nov 21,2003 2:41pm
I don't know how I forgot about that one.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 2:55pm
that kids an idoit.



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 3:00pm
Who's an idiot?



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 21,2003 3:17pm
origin is masturbation madness.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Nov 21,2003 3:56pm
Jackyl - Mental Masturbation



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Nov 21,2003 3:56pm edited Nov 21,2003 3:57pm
And I fucking hate everything.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 4:09pm
welcome to your band.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Nov 21,2003 5:53pm
Type O Negative - Christian Woman
there's a few Cradle of Filth songs with Sarah gettin off on them, Queen of Winter Throned rings a bell
Marduk - Fuck Me Jesus, I don't have the lyrics to this but it's a got a girl gettin wild on a crucifix on the cover
I'm not really an expert on Porn Grind but I'm sure these bands have some stuff about it
Abuse
Anal Blast
Cock and Ball Torture
Iscaarum (good stuff from Poland, album called Cunt Hackers)
Last Days of Humanity
who else knows bands like this? I'd like a list for myself.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Nov 21,2003 6:05pm
all shroud of bereavement sings about is wacking it



toggletoggle post by babysbreath   at Nov 21,2003 7:08pm
Nile - "Masturbating the War God"



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 21,2003 8:49pm
DeOdiumMortis said:
And I fucking hate everything.


even masturbation?



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Nov 21,2003 9:18pm
MASTURBATE TO THE SOUND OF THE KNELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Nov 22,2003 8:07am
there's probably an impaled song about masturbation. oh duh, how can i forget, Cannibal Corpse's "I Cum Blood"



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Nov 22,2003 9:36am
Every Rhapsody song ever



toggletoggle post by Dissector at Nov 22,2003 11:22pm
BornSoVile said:
Type O Negative - Christian Woman
there's a few Cradle of Filth songs with Sarah gettin off on them, Queen of Winter Throned rings a bell
Marduk - Fuck Me Jesus, I don't have the lyrics to this but it's a got a girl gettin wild on a crucifix on the cover
I'm not really an expert on Porn Grind but I'm sure these bands have some stuff about it
Abuse
Anal Blast
Cock and Ball Torture
Iscaarum (good stuff from Poland, album called Cunt Hackers)
Last Days of Humanity
who else knows bands like this? I'd like a list for myself.



I don't think Last Days Of Humanity of songs baout masturbating. None of their songs even have real words (I'm not just saying that, read it in an interview) But I'm pretty sure the other bands you mentioned do.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 23,2003 3:56am
does anal blast have a song that is not about yanking it...
or pulling it while a girl bleeds?



toggletoggle post by TomNehek  at Nov 23,2003 12:18pm
Arch Enemy's Sinister Mephisto is about masturbation.



toggletoggle post by moran   at Nov 23,2003 1:03pm
I'm sure Manowar has a song about it.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Nov 23,2003 1:18pm
Manowar's song is probably about giving eachother manly handjobs and playing with eachothers chest hair.



toggletoggle post by moran   at Nov 23,2003 1:29pm
I'm pretty sure its this one:
Every One Of Us Has Heard The Call
Brothers Of True Metal Proud And Standing Tall
We Know The Power Within Us Has Brought Us To This Hall
There’s Magic In The Metal There’s Magic Is Us All

Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers Leave The Hall
Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers Go On Get Out Leave The Hall

Now The World Must Listen To Our Decree
We Don’t Turn Down For Anyone We Do Just What We Please
Got To Make It Louder All Men Play On Ten
If You’re Not Into Metal You Are Not My Friend Yea

Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers Leave The Hall
Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers I Said Leave The Hall

Now The World Must Listen To Our Decree
We Don’t Turn Down For Anyone
We Do Just What We Please
Got To Make It Louder All Men Play On Ten
If You’re Not Into Metal You Are Not My Friend Yea


There’s Metal In The Air Tonight Can You Hear It Call
If You Ain’t Got The Balls To Take It You Can Leave The Hall

Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers Leave The Hall
Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers Leave The Hall



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Nov 23,2003 4:22pm
Gorgasm - Lacerated Masturbation



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 23,2003 7:06pm
manowar sings about wiping up their jizz with their loincloths and/or fuzzy underwear



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 23,2003 10:41pm
antlers666 has a song about masturbation.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 23,2003 10:44pm
yeah, it's called
"I masterbated, is that ok mr. o'riley"



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 23,2003 10:46pm
the_reverend said:
yeah, it's called
"I masterbated, is that ok mr. o'riley"


the no spin zone!



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