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returntothepit >> discuss >> Internal Farting by starmummy on Feb 15,2007 3:24pm
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toggletoggle post by starmummy at Feb 15,2007 3:24pm
Anyone ever do this. When you have to crap but you're too busy and you are in a public place and can't fart freely, so you pinch your asshole to not let one slip out and instead you internally fart. It kind of sounds like a fart but it's coming from your stomach.

Just wondering.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 15,2007 3:25pm
i did that the other day



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 15,2007 3:26pm
i can divert a fart to a burp when necessary... tastes like shit though.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 15,2007 3:27pm
did you know that when you sleep, any gas that is left in your intestines can travel back into your body and escape via your mouth? i was reading about that the other day. and who doesnt fart freely? why is farting taboo? its a natural body function for fucks sake. people need to stop being so uptight and just let the gas pass.



toggletoggle post by starmummy at Feb 15,2007 3:28pm
Yeti said:
did you know that when you sleep, any gas that is left in your intestines can travel back into your body and escape via your mouth? i was reading about that the other day. and who doesnt fart freely? why is farting taboo? its a natural body function for fucks sake. people need to stop being so uptight and just let the gas pass.



There are these things called jobs.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 15,2007 3:29pm
bah, i fart freely at my job. fuck those around me.



toggletoggle post by starmummy at Feb 15,2007 3:31pm
Yeti said:
bah, i fart freely at my job. fuck those around me.


I'll keep that in mind.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Feb 15,2007 4:01pm
Yes, I have done that. It's not a comfortable experience.



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