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New site? Maybe some day.
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In light of the "fattest girl you banged" or whatever it was that inspired this thread. just wondering if everyone here is a fat lazy hunk of shit or not. i am laid off and the pounds are just piling up for me. Anyhow, If your fattest girl was say 200 what did you weigh in relation to the bangee?
the last time I checked I weighed myself on tour in a truck stop in May and was 225 now, I weigh (fresh off the scale) 217 and remember, I have to have a large fuel tank fo my massive love machine lol. So, I don't understand how I lost weight, christ I have been outta work for a month, all I do is sit home and eat! So glad I am not out laying brick in this horriblw weather! |
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i weigh around 195 i think |
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No way! Really? You have huh?
You were always a bone rack. How tall are ya?
I think I'm 6'1 or 2 and we are about the same height I think.
We are getting old man! LOL |
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Ha ha ha, someone got you with that too huh? LOL
Wish I could find the one Mark made of me. |
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i am incapable of gaining weight. i have hovered at 170 for about 8 years now. |
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That's it? you are pretty tall Yeti. What's up with the side shit man? |
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155... but in that respect, I'm probably one of the skinniest mofo's here!
LMAO! |
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Horror_tang is the fattest, I believe. At the Skybar the other night he had hit 400 lbs. |
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sinistas said:
Damn!
No way!!!!
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My last weigh in was 173. Thank you creatine. |
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DreamingInExile said: 155... but in that respect, I'm probably one of the skinniest mofo's here!
LMAO! |
Mark, My 1 year old weighs more than you. you are lying, is that number including the wheelbarrow of wet bricks?
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dyingmuse said:
Ha ha ha, someone got you with that too huh? LOL
Wish I could find the one Mark made of me. |
well....now i feel like a fool. I made that myself. I got bored one day and just felt like messing around in photoshop. Someone told me that i should buy a daisyrock (which i still might do just for the hell of it) so i made that pic. |
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RichHorror said:
Come on now, you wouldn't fit on stage at that weight lol. |
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I left college at 155... and slowly went up to 180 something. I started going to the gym and went up to 200, but I haven't had time to go more than 2x per week lately so I'm back down to 190. |
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I said Horror_Tang, not me. It's not even super noticeable on him because he's the tallest thing ever.
Me = 6'3", 255 lbs. |
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dertoxia said: dyingmuse said:
Ha ha ha, someone got you with that too huh? LOL
Wish I could find the one Mark made of me. |
well....now i feel like a fool. I made that myself. I got bored one day and just felt like messing around in photoshop. Someone told me that i should buy a daisyrock (which i still might do just for the hell of it) so i made that pic. |
That's an amazing pic man, don't feel like a fool. You are a Photoshop master, I can't use that shit at all.
Those are hillarious looking, but I wonder how they play?
Ha ha ha, ok Mark, it's official, you have to find the one you made of me.
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RichHorror said: I said Horror_Tang, not me. It's not even super noticeable on him because he's the tallest thing ever.
Me = 6'3", 255 lbs. |
ha ha ha, Yeah our old keyboardist was pushing 4+ but he was like 7 feet tall, and you couldn't notice him either. Definitely not the guy you want to piss off though lol. |
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the_reverend said: I left college at 155... and slowly went up to 180 something. I started going to the gym and went up to 200, but I haven't had time to go more than 2x per week lately so I'm back down to 190. |
i left college in 2003 at 140 lbs, went up to 160 within a couple years, then 180, then back to 160, now i'm 200. so i'm roughly 4 years, i've gained 60 lbs. |
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200 aint bad at all though really. |
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Soon Ken will be as fat as the women he has sex with. |
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holy shit!!!! how do i stop the damn email reply notices? I just looked at the email and there are like freaking 50000 |
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RichHorror said: Soon Ken will be as fat as the women he has sex with. |
i fuck women of all shapes, sizes, colors, and religious persuasions, not just fat chicks, and i'm already fatter than them. |
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No you aren't. Jabberwocky is fatter than you. |
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LOL
Large chicks need lovin' too!
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dreadkill said: RichHorror said:Soon Ken will be as fat as the women he has sex with. |
i fuck women of all shapes, sizes, colors, and religious persuasions, not just fat chicks, and i'm already fatter than them. |
If Ken can't do it, no one can! |
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ok so where are the obscene photos, I would have thought they would be here by now! |
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I think I might be the smallest...? I dont know, Mike Graffeo might have me beat!
Meg too, she's pretty small. |
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It says fattest, not skinniest waif. Moron. |
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RichHorror said: It says fattest, not skinniest waif. Moron. |
I felt left out : ( |
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Your face smells like garbage and I hate you.
Get fat you fucking jerkface. |
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Ha ha ha
I encourage everyone to take part in the festive weigh gloating.
Even if you are a fucking human sail lol. We can't exile anyone from all the fun.
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sinistas said:
i WAS 345 back in april... i went down to 330... wwent back up to almost 344... now im back down to 330. my traps are getting so huge though... shoulder shrugs are AMAZING. |
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dyingmuse said: ok so where are the obscene photos, I would have thought they would be here by now! |
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dyingmuse said: Ha ha ha
I encourage everyone to take part in the festive weigh gloating.
Even if you are a fucking human sail lol. We can't exile anyone from all the fun.
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rich is a meeniepantz :( |
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You look like a terrorist and no one will ever love you. |
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that is the scariest picture of all time |
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RichHorror said: You look like a terrorist and no one will ever love you. |
i don't want love. i just want my beard stroked |
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ha ha ha! That's awesome!
This picture should say at the bottom
"I eat children" or something. LOL
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I think I fixed that shit. |
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I do, of the negro persuasion. |
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We got a lot of 170's here huh? |
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340? wow, you don't look it. Too much doom for ya, lol! It ain't like the old grind or deathmetal where you get the blood pumping lol. I think that's my problem anyway lol |
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215
I usually go down to 200-205 in the warmer months
winter booze factor |
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I just checked; about 220lbs and I'm about 6'3". But I just came back from vacation at my grandmother's and she feeds me like crazy so I think I've gained a little. By the way, does anyone else hate stretch marks? Some people get the fat ones going sideways, but I get the tall ones going vertically. Discuss. |
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ha! I got 2 pounds on ya! |
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the worst stretch marks are the ones you get when you lift and gain muscle fast... those are annoying. |
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i do hate the strech marks lol. I don't think I have them ...yet. |
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i was 180, then i got diabetes and went down to 155, now i'm back to 180 |
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i hate stretch marks. the stretch marks in my left armpit look like a vagina. |
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6'4" 245lbs. I gained 10lbs since I quit smoking. |
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220 but i weighed like 230-ish over the summer so i guess i'm losing weight somehow |
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5'10" 240 lbs
Gained almost 30 lbs since I mangled my foot at work. |
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you are all disgusting fatbodies.
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Yeti said: you are all disgusting fatbodies.
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you'll get fatter when you're as old as us |
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you know, thats what i've always been told, but i'll be 26 in a month, and well, no fatness. |
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I eat so much junk, I don't know how I'm not twice the size I am. If I keep it up I know I'll be huge when I'm older.
As for now, I'm a fat kid living in a 5'3" 104lb frame. |
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hahaha i have the same issue, i'm a fat guy caught in a skinny guys body. to me, vegetables and fruits are empty filler. i could put cookies where those are going. |
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starmummy said:
yeah....you just keep telling yourself that |
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6'2" and somewhere between 265-280
yea fat |
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Granny_Monster said: I think I might be the smallest...? I dont know, Mike Graffeo might have me beat!
Meg too, she's pretty small. |
I'm 5 ft 6 and I go between 140-150 pounds frequently. |
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When I was like 150 something a couple years back I went into the studio to do some vocals on the Back of tha Neck (yeah yeah) full length. I don't know how I pulled it off but I sounded like a fucking 300 pound gargantuan beast. It sounded almost exactly like One Second Thought pictured here:
The BOTN cd will never ever come out, and my ultra-fat vocals will never be heard |
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"After-dinner mint, Sir?"
"Fuck off."
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135, fuck you guys make me feel even more like a beanpole |
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I think this thread is BS unless we start talkiing body fat %. Example... I am built just like spaulding only a little shorter so he beats me in weight, but I bet our body fat % is around the same. |
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I don't like this thread...I'm 156 now. I like beer better than being thin. |
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where the hell is blue for this thread. |
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Blue's sideburns weigh more than all of us. |
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pam said: Blue's sideburns weigh more than all of us. |
i was more worried about his amazing swoop then his sideburns |
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W3 nli said: pam said:Blue's sideburns weigh more than all of us. |
i was more worried about his amazing swoop then his sideburns |
hahaha the swoop or the product that provides said swoop? |
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FuckIsMySignature said: "After-dinner mint, Sir?"
"Fuck off."
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Hahahaha, I remember the first time I saw this, I think I was ten years old and I had been hanging out with one of my friends and a couple other people for his birthday all day. Over the course of said day, I'd consumed an entire king size bag of Skittles at the movie theater and some dinner on top of it. When I saw this, I followed suit and puked right after. |
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I don't feel so fat and shitty at 6'2 and 220 lbs. after reading some of the responses here. |
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I am 6'1" 210 lbs, I wanna get under 200 again. |
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6ft. 225
looking to get back to 200lbs by the summer. |
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RichHorror said:
He does not lie. 6'5" 400 pounds. I could eat more than most of you weigh. |
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Oh, and the blood pressure is about 124/60 and cholesterol is perfect. |
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W3 nli said:
you are just reflecting because you weigh 90 lbs. it's ok though, one day you'll grow up. |
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shouldnt you be looking in a mirror sally and telling the other girls how over weight you are.
get a clue, youre all queer fucking talking about your weight and how you wanna be a certain size by this time of year.
gaybait all of you. |
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W3 nli said: shouldnt you be looking in a mirror sally and telling the other girls how over weight you are.
get a clue, youre all queer fucking talking about your weight and how you wanna be a certain size by this time of year.
gaybait all of you. |
fix your teeth asshole |
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horror_tang said:
you dont wanna do that ive got black poop. |
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Messerschmitt said: W3 nli said:shouldnt you be looking in a mirror sally and telling the other girls how over weight you are.
get a clue, youre all queer fucking talking about your weight and how you wanna be a certain size by this time of year.
gaybait all of you. |
fix your teeth asshole |
im sorry sally, all i heard was blah blah blah do my hips look to big.
shouldnt you be in the kitchen making Jeff something to eat. |
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you look funny
i hate you |
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Messerschmitt said:
got a job, i work in a porn store.
any other brilliant attempts at being a smart ass youd like to go for sally.
i mean where is your man, he should have taught you when to shut the fuck up. |
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W3 nli said: horror_tang said:
you dont wanna do that ive got black poop. |
With grits??? |
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Messerschmitt said: you look funny
i hate you |
aww its ok, im sure you'll grow up into a wonderful young lady and you and the other girls can sit around and talk about how fat you are. |
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what are you fucking lazy? brush your teeth once in a while or you could just keep fucking your hand? i dunno? i guess it's up to you? |
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horror_tang said: W3 nli said:horror_tang said:
you dont wanna do that ive got black poop. |
With grits??? |
no grits today, just corn. |
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Messerschmitt said: what are you fucking lazy? brush your teeth once in a while or you could just keep fucking your hand? i dunno? i guess it's up to you? |
you still trying to be funny, sally why arent you in the kitchen.
theres no pots here, theres no dishes.
go on now, scoot. |
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Damn, I know this is a bashing of Sean, but it hits so close to home. |
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maybe you should try veneers? if you can't get laid at a porn shop, you should probably look into getting your teeth fixed you fucking frog ass cock sucker. |
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Messerschmitt said: maybe you should try veneers? if you can't get laid at a porn shop, you should probably look into getting your teeth fixed you fucking frog ass cock sucker. |
haha oh lil lady youre a brave internet warrior.
didnt you learn to shut the fuck up when you told keith you were gonna fuck him up and then just sat in the corner the whole show and didnt say one word to any of us.
just cause you can put together semi sentences and big words like ass, cock, and suck doesnt mean you know shit about me.
so please keep running your mouth, you truely are king of the internet forums. |
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I have to go. My eyes are welling up with tears. Damn you, you insensitive insensitivitite. |
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horror_tang said: I have to go. My eyes are welling up with tears. Damn you, you insensitive insensitivitite. |
aww you complete me jeff. |
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W3 nli said: Messerschmitt said:maybe you should try veneers? if you can't get laid at a porn shop, you should probably look into getting your teeth fixed you fucking frog ass cock sucker. |
haha oh lil lady youre a brave internet warrior.
didnt you learn to shut the fuck up when you told keith you were gonna fuck him up and then just sat in the corner the whole show and didnt say one word to any of us.
just cause you can put together semi sentences and big words like ass, cock, and suck doesnt mean you know shit about me.
so please keep running your mouth, you truely are king of the internet forums. |
actually i didn't go to that show. and i didn't just threaten jew nose. i threatened you to. if you want to bring shit, than bring it. i know from experience "things have changed" in this world. my ass probably would have been hauled off to jail so i'm not that dumb. i'll fight both of you at the same time. i really don't give a fuck. all you do is whore your shitty ass band even though you guys suck much nuts. you're fucking annoying and your music is to. shut the fuck up and break up. you're not doing anything for the scene. you and your buddy are the most annoying fucktards on rttp.
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haha
oh noes you dont like le throwing shrapnel.
tell you what dood man, meet me after school 3 o'clock.
haha fucking faggot. |
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FuckIsMySignature said: "After-dinner mint, Sir?"
"Fuck off."
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WAFER THIN |
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I'm 6'2 1/2 and I weigh 160 pounds. |
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Yea, Nick, you're a scrawny dude but you pack one helluva screaming voice. |
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dyingmuse said: LOL
Large chicks need lovin' too!
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but they gotta pay
in light....I am 6'3 and 175....too much work and school not enough food. |
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I win the prize for smallest male poster on this board I guess... |
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holy fuckin shit that pic is awesome...i smell a new Dropdead CD cover...! |
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hahaha, yeah! I know just looking at it makes me want to drop dead. |
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Ha ha ha, i still get a kick outta that pic, seriously! |
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Weighing machines are racist. |
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i own this thread...
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195 yesterday... I think it was the entire box of ceral I ate. |
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5'9 and 180 lbs..but thats only cause i shift into "fat bastard"mode in the winter.smummer time,i'm ususally 173-175 lbs. |
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DRUM ROLL PLEASE....
135-140 (IT VARIES) |
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and I'm like 6'1/6'2....no wonder people think I'm on heroin |
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im about 6' 195lbs right now. |
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keith and I are about the same height/weight... it's like we are brother from parents who were brother+sister |
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well, you are from new hampshire, but i promise you, i am not. |
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deadlikemurf said:
I think I have everyone beat on this board. 6'5" 400 lbs. |
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I could live inside of you almost three whole times |
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4-5 meals a day, still only like 180 |
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I used to weigh 195 during my pepsi addiction phase but then I decided I need to stop drinking soda and start drinking water. Because of that I lost 25lbs while still eating fast food all the time. |
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