I'm already an intermediate player but I want to take it to the next level. Who could teach me or direct me to someone who can. I have confidence in my abilities and now want to take it to the next level

you didnt learn to fuck off so what makes you think you can learn to play guitar?

I'm sorry...I couldn't hear you. I have an ear infuction....Next

i'm sorry i didnt type loud enough ... numbnuts

I'm sorry-What's your signature? You like to fuck little boys. I sure heard that you sick fuck...........Next

i can teach how to do wicked sick drop D power chords and how to master 4/4 chugalugs. melody is overrated anyway. its all about the chuggroove. follow the drums and being really angsty. angst is the deepest emotion one can convey on the dropped D ibanez. they actually have that model. look it up. limp bizkit and disturbed use them. they sound wicked sic to the max.

I'm thinking more advanced techniques like the whole neoclassical thing. Nobodies really doin that now and I already have the drop d techniques down but thanks for inquiring

yo momma wears combat boots

Your mom no longer gets laid. She is like a pile of dirty jello......Next

passerby said:

nobody? what rock are you living under?

let's name a few:

Rhapsody
Stratovarius
Necrophagist (just listen to the solos)
Sleep Terror (although there's a lot of Jazz influence in the guitar work)
Children of Bodom - Listen to EVERYTHING from the first 3 albums, he even rips off classical composers
Shroud of Bereavement - yes, we are classified as Neo-Classical, because of the fact that our music goes through movements like Classical music does
Wuthering Heights
Wintersun

that's just to name a few...

enjoy your ignorance

i'm crying into my beefaroni... seriously, where is a truant agent when you need one? anyone?

neoclassical? is that something neo-nazis listen to? LOL!

seriously d00d... if you want to play sic musick and get underage chicks to go to your shows and blow you... you gotta be down with tha sicness in the grooves man.

Spaldino@werk said:

/me takes notes.

doesnt anyone on this board understand that if you ignore something it eventually goes away?

Cecchini @ UML said:

It did work with BML ... or maybe she got killed. Either way she's gone.

bml what? big mustard loins? that sounds hot actually... to the drawing board!

bald mountain lions

FuckIsMySignature said:

hush, don't mutter the forbidden name here... or she may return to haunt our dreams in the form of a Necrid Mr. Ed

i just checked out Wintersun from that list above ^^ These guys most certainly rule. Like rhapsody without the gayness.

yeah, Wintersun's awsome, and to think he rips it up on a Fender Telecaster...

wow. a telecaster? even better.

indeed, I was blown away when Kyle (Neverpurified) told me that he played a Tele.

mail me $400 and I'll mail you hand written tabs of We Are 138.

passerby said:


"infection"

aaron_michael said:

Nah, it's supposed to be a joke. Ear in-fuck-tion. But he still spelled it wrong.

u guys should have just used him for his money instead of making fun of him...

Why are all you people like this?

dude you said you would pay.... i dont even play guitar

xmikex said:

bargain basement prices at that, someone would be a fool not to take this deal.

ive all ready bought 4 copies

sxealex nli said:

I thought about that but I dont think my bank would take monopoly money deposit.

daaaaaaaaaag

For an extra $50 I'll throw in the lyrics. In fact, I'll even give you the first two "We Are 138.... We are 138...." free.

You havea gaping anal hole xmikex. Fuckis mysignature told me so.

You havea gaping anal hole xmikex. Fuckis mysignature told me so.

apparently i told him twice.

passerby said:

must be an alluring trait you look for in all of your pursuits.
I hope you find the right guy someday, I really do, since all your lonesome posting is doing is irritating the regulars.

generic negative comment

let powerkok teach you how to play with his dick

Spaldino@werk said:


i agree! The guy from limp bizkit is so sic he shot adrenaline into his pupils to make them grow!

xmikex said:

You're apparently clueless. I'm not that bad at spelling.

You guys are dicks. But funny dicks..

I wouldn't go so far as to say that you're good at spelling

Honestly, Rich Horror would probably be your best bet. I hear he does not charge an outrageous amount of money and will help you get the sound you deserve. He's always posting on he board. Just get in touch with him.

I can teach you how to play in micro-tones.
But you need a 48-fret guitar first.

he should learn how to shred on a chapman stick, therefore negating his messageboard gayness

You should drink gasoline and swallow a match or better yet hang yourself and put it on youtube for my viewing pleasures.

fiesty.

oh, how original...

look, I'm so upset because some interweb n00b told me to kill myself on teh internets. I'm so emo, I'm going to cut myself now. then I'm going to post a blog on livejournal telling everyone I'm emo and I cut myself and I'm going to bleed to death.

/sarcasm

.............

listen up you little turd burglar... you know what, this isn't even worth my time to write comeback after comeback.

I hereby ammend my comment about negating your gayness... once a queer messageboard troll, always a queer messageboard troll

(no offense directed towards the REAL Troll, Troll know's what's up...)

FuckIsMySignature said:

nahhh. it means I have TWO gaping anal holes. why else would he do that? I mean you've have to be some kind of MORON to consistantly double post like that.

Some Kinda Mooooooroooonnnnn... i mean moooooonsterrrr.

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

time for aaron to limit number of posts to 1 every 6~8 seconds if you're not logged in, maybe one post per minute for nli

How this thread got more views and posts than my saved by the bell thread i'll never know. It kind of shows that most people just want to rag on me rather than enjoy my entertaining threads

yes, all we want to do is rag on you. if you can survive the harassment for long enough, maybe you'll end up being accepted.

but, seeing since you haven't even bothered to create an account I have a feeling that you'll end up just like the heinous Necrid Mr. Ed (aka BML).

at least she had the balls to creat an account and let it be known who she really was. even then noone cared or liked her, so maybe you shouldn't even bother.

unless you have something meaningful to contribute to this messageboard, or society in general, you should probably just kill yourself... maybe even by drinking gasoline and swallowing a match!

oh snap!

JUMP DA FACK UP AND GIT DOOOWN WIT DA SICNEZZ!!!

DreamingInExile said:


I second that but might I add an ... OOOO AH AH AH! (in annoying monkey voice)

passerby said:

nail on the head

FuckIsMySignature said:

no, it's not monkey, it's "Rabid Orangutan"

the_reverend said:

that sports car is all about anal, but(t) it seems it's counterpart really wasn't into it...

...weak

I hope this kid leaves before he starts comparing himself to Jesus, like the last one.

WOW... that sucks... that Z06 must have been hauling some serious ass.

14 year old street teamer anyone?