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returntothepit >> discuss >> Favorite pick up line? by atthehaunted on Jan 24,2007 10:42am
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toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 24,2007 10:42am
That (whatever she's wearing) is becoming on u, but if I was on u i'd be cumming too. Or.......... Nice shoes, wanna fuck?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 24,2007 10:42am
i have candy and puppies, get in the van.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 24,2007 10:43am
is that a keg in your pants?

cause i'd like to tap that ass.



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 24,2007 10:44am
Is there a mirror in ur pocket because I can see myself in ur pants



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 24,2007 10:46am
I HAVE A GUN.



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 24,2007 10:46am
and then u whip it out into her hand?



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 24,2007 10:47am
douchebag says what?



toggletoggle post by Clinically Deadnli at Jan 24,2007 10:47am
Best thread of the week.

"is that a keg in your pants?

cause i'd like to tap that ass. "





Hilarious, ill have to use that on my girlfriend



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 24,2007 10:48am
atthehaunted said:
and then u whip it out into her hand?


Then I force her onto the stained mattress.



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 24,2007 10:51am
man I have to try that one. Girls usually laugh when I put it in there hand



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 24,2007 10:51am
you must be tired

cause you've been running through my mind all day long *says with jive*



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 24,2007 10:52am
Messerschmitt said:
you must be tired

cause you've been running through my mind all day long *says with jive*


stop running bitch!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 24,2007 10:57am
Wanna get a pizza and fuck?




toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Jan 24,2007 10:57am
As usual, Rich Horror wins this thread



toggletoggle post by HostileTakeover   at Jan 24,2007 10:58am
YOUR GONNA GET RAPED!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 24,2007 11:00am
the last pick up line rich tried was "put the lotion in the basket". I believe they made a movie about it.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 24,2007 11:01am
I look pretty in a sundress.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 24,2007 11:03am



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 24,2007 11:03am
do you gotcha periods?



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 24,2007 11:07am
I didn't realize this was a game



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 24,2007 11:12am



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 24,2007 11:13am
I'm a mammologist and I give free check ups



toggletoggle post by JDDomination   at Jan 24,2007 11:16am
"excuse me maam, Does this rag smell like Chloroform?"
never fails



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 24,2007 11:18am
Me Caveman, u slave.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 24,2007 11:57am
"you like pills and handcuffs?"



toggletoggle post by kelly at Jan 24,2007 12:01pm
Once a guy said to me "nice boots. wanna fuck?"






we're now married



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Jan 24,2007 12:05pm
Is that your boyfriend?..If not, wanna fuck?



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 24,2007 12:08pm
kelly that one was said................read above



toggletoggle post by kelly at Jan 24,2007 12:31pm
that's fine, but that's what my husband used



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 24,2007 12:43pm
no doubt girl scout



toggletoggle post by awol  at Jan 24,2007 1:45pm
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 24,2007 1:48pm
If I was a necropheliac, you'd be dead!

and

I must be a pirate because I'm digging that chest.



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 24,2007 2:19pm
Pure classic -The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.




toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 24,2007 2:20pm
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.




toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Feb 1,2007 12:36pm
YOU HAVE THE WHITEST TEETH I'VE EVER COME ACROSS



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Feb 1,2007 12:46pm
I'm a marine biologist, and I am studying crabs. May I study yours?



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at Feb 1,2007 1:24pm
Now! Need much boom-boom! Aarrggghhhh!!!



toggletoggle post by diamond_dave  at Feb 1,2007 1:43pm edited Feb 1,2007 1:43pm
this one actually worked (granted the lady and i were both well inebriated): "yo, you're fuckin hot." it works best when spoken with a severe drunken slur.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Feb 1,2007 2:27pm
You want a job?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 1,2007 3:12pm
do you swallow, spit or paint?



toggletoggle post by tylerl  at Feb 1,2007 3:36pm
is your dress felt? would you like it to be?



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Feb 1,2007 3:42pm
Nice bum, where ya from?



toggletoggle post by hung_to_bleed   at Feb 1,2007 3:44pm
Damn, you're hotter than a chili fart.



toggletoggle post by hung_to_bleed   at Feb 1,2007 3:46pm
I would have introduced myself to you earlier but from across the room it looked like you had a gunt.



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