A Latino man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Latino there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The Latino man turned around and stood up. He then said: "listen PENDEJO ....when I was born, I was brown, " "When I grew up, I was brown, " "When I'm sick, I'm brown, " "When I go in the sun, I'm brown, " "When I'm cold, I'm brown, " "When I die, I'll be brown ." But you PENDEJO...." "When you're born, you're pink, " "When you grow up, you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun, you turn red, " "When you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "COME MIERDA, CULERO!! "GRINGO CABRON!!!" "Latinos came to America first, you RACIST MOTHERFUCKER!".

Sanchez, I told you to mow my lawn! Get back out there you wetback and stop trying to fuck my daughter, she's 7 for chrissakes!

That's a stupid joke. I didn't find it funny at all. Now please go to your homeland where you won't be called colored. Spic.

Hoser said:
just because i found it funny that doesnt mean im a spic red neck

but it does mean you're a retard.

why because i found it funny?

no, because you're retarded.

dude dont get mad at me because the joke is funny, if you get offended by it thats your problem

don't get retarded because your joke isn't funny, retard.

It wasn't funny at all. It was another example of the multi-culturalistic elitism that has spawned in our country. More MTV bred fodder for young minds to absorb. It's ok that you're young and stupid. Consider this a lesson learned. Free of charge, by the way.

We're not offended......we're outraged.

Outraged by the fact that what you posted as a joke turned out to be not funny. In fact, I laugh harder when I realize that I'm the victim of a sour chick fart. AND, chicks farts can get pretty sour. BUT, you wouldn't know that.....you still share a bathroom with your Dad.

I wouldn't call it an example of multi-cultural elitism. That stuff has some basis in reality. This is just some dumb chiodos trying and failing to repeat some joke that he heard somewhere else.

Ya!!! St00pid chiodos!!

I just realized how badly I wish Brujeria would come play in this area.

You know, even with all those colors, at least I'll never be black.

Ok, that was uncalled for.

OLE!!!
Picante
Maniposa.

davefromthegrave said: it is motherfucker so

davefromthegrave said:what the fuck is a chiodo anyway? are you mexican?

This joke is wrong because dead beaners turn purple too.
And hispanics are more likely to shit in their pants after death than any other race.

ok I made the second part up, but I imagine its true.

it is true

Awesome!

refried beans

I dunno I thought the joke was pretty funny. Especially this part...

Supreme said:

and p.s. I've got nothing against latinos. You're being an ignoramus.

sorry, I don't speak Latinish.