As you may know, you can order an iPod from the Apple Store with a custom, laser-engraved message. However, not everything gets engraved. Apple has been rejecting some messages for editorial reasons.








The following is a collection of engravings that were actually rejected by Apple, and some that probably should have been. Enjoy!

10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside* ~Anonymous
Not to be used as a suppository.* ~Umbralkin
I cost more than three hookers.* ~Umbralkin
When my battery dies, so will you.* ~Umbralkin
Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain.* ~Anonymous
iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible. * ~Jimmy4Kim
Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters* ~Anonymous
Cocaine and razor blade not included.* ~Carl
Lick My Shiny Metal Ass* ~Anonymous

karma is a bitch* ~Anonymous
Bad Mother Fucker* (settled with "Bad Mother Fucka) ~Ben
Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In.* ~wiredgargoyle
I play with myself.* ~ leonardom
Steal this? Will self destruct when used.* ~Anonymous
iMasturbate five times a day* ~rjones
F uck Osama.* ~Anonymous
Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time* ~Mike P.
I cost more per ounce than cocaine.* ~dgcole
This iPod will self destruct in 1 year.* ~dale
Practice safe sex... Go FU*K yourself!* ~whocares590
Controls on reverse side, you STUPID FCUK!* ~Christiaan


THE FOLLOWING WERE NOT REJECTED, BUT STILL VERY CLEVER and/or FUNNY

"One time at band camp." ~JLOVE
I don't need good taste, I've got selection.~Umbralkin
"To all the Chinese children who made my iPod, Thanks!" ~ Plaid Speed
George Bush Hates Black People ~Kayne West
I Don't Do Windows ~Anonymous
Trapped in iPod factory. Please send help ~Pheenix
Me vs. RIAA: Exhibit A ~ukealii50
My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon ~commongiga
Steal At Your Own Risk. Bomb Installed ~Nick A.
Tom Cruise is a couch humping homo ~Anonymous
I may be small and white but at least I've got a big disk! ~Jesse S.
Don't fsck with me or: $find / -name u | /dev/null
People will pay more to be entertained than educated. ~DulceDLeche16
WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set
10,000 reasons to ignore my wife
If only women's buttons were this easy to push.
This iPod makes up for my small hard disk.
Once you go small and white... ~Anonymous
98% Liberace-free
Harmful If Swallowed
Dear [insert name], Thanks for the iPod idea. Steve Jobs ~IFC1
I'm so trendy look at my white headphones! ~sjs
Size Does Matter ~Anonymous
Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside ~wiredgargoyle
Contents Under Pressure from RIAA ~wiredgargoyle
CDs are for amish people! ~mustachioman
Quarter free jukebox ~mustachioman
I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man?
My iPod can beat up your honor roll student

Some solid stuff there. I always wondered if they had a limit to that shit.

its funny that someone had "warning: contains yanni box set" as i DO own the yanni box set.