Giallo Grind (2:25:28 AM): Do you smell the toilet paper after you wipe?
Cowmaximus (2:26:01 AM): ...
Cowmaximus (2:26:09 AM): Where did your parents go wrong?
Cowmaximus (2:26:12 AM): Seriously.
Giallo Grind (2:26:55 AM): I have no idea
Cowmaximus (2:27:09 AM): I don't. And no one else does, either.
Cowmaximus (2:27:19 AM): You should never be touched by a woman ever again.
Giallo Grind (2:27:33 AM): I can't be alone on this...
Giallo Grind (2:27:40 AM): I don't smell every wipe, usually just the first
Cowmaximus (2:27:56 AM): Yes. You are alone.
Giallo Grind (2:27:57 AM): and sometimes the last to see if there has been any difference in stench from when I start til when I ended
Cowmaximus (2:28:23 AM): I now agree with your dad kicking you out.
Giallo Grind (2:28:37 AM): Just because I sniff used toilet paper?
Giallo Grind (2:28:41 AM): Ok yeah, I see where you're coming from
Cowmaximus (2:28:43 AM): Who does that?
Cowmaximus (2:28:45 AM): NO ONE.
Giallo Grind (2:28:50 AM): I didn't realize how bad it was until I just read taht outloud
Giallo Grind (2:28:55 AM): I need help...
Cowmaximus (2:29:16 AM): I... wow.
Giallo Grind (2:30:29 AM): I'm sorry
Giallo Grind (2:30:32 AM): I understand if you don't love me anymore
Cowmaximus (2:31:22 AM): What makes you want to do that?
Giallo Grind (2:31:30 AM): Curiosity really
Cowmaximus (2:32:33 AM): Of what?
Giallo Grind (2:32:40 AM): Oh what my shit smells like
Cowmaximus (2:32:43 AM): IT SMELLS BAD
Cowmaximus (2:32:50 AM): THERE
Cowmaximus (2:32:58 AM): RIDDLE SOLVED