listening to Blind Guardian.












I guess it's a step up from Fallout Boy...

This thread failed to deliver.

It's a step in a more tolerable direction.

RichHorror said:

hahahahahahaha

RichHorror said:

Agreed I was looking forward to seeing "masterbating with the ibod".

I demand a recount.

fucking brilliant hahha

Man, this thread is a gyp!
I got the KY out fer nothin'!
*sigh*

It's official, Ben Farley is a cocktease.

RichHorror said:


I coulda told you that, with his uploading "new" exploding christ tracks, but we'll never be able to see them live again. Curses.

That band sucked anyways. I'm glad they're dead.

RichHorror said:

where is the n00dz

I demand Ben make love to his sister.

Again.

I gotta admit, I was expecting this to go in a completely different direction too

haha that was the point. I love the fact that in 4 hours this thread got more looks than any of the threads I've made for my tunes have had in a week.

P.S. John Dwyer is still a fat, balding old man who thinks his massive cd collection and honorary NYDM membership card can get him some internet pussy.

Totally.

I love being old, bald and fat.

It's ok, Dwyer. I understand it's a lifestyle choice, just like being gay or being into fucking dead animals. I'm not judging you, just stating the facts.

While we're at it, check this out. I think it'll help in your quest for e-poon:

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4401

That's for skinny queers like you.

Believe me, I don't need that.

mine is 16 and has come to metal shows with me and lately with aaron where they both got shots
haha

you have a little sister... is she hot?! like OMG?!~

Words to live by,from that article....


“If you kill the pig first you don't have to lure it into the oven.”

My 11 year old sister's 2 favorite bands are Glass Casket and Animosity.

My 13 year old sister is in love with Bow Wow. I want to extinguish her on a daily basis for it.

My niece 14, and nephew 10, listen to Eminem

My 16 year old sister listens to shitty alternative rock and I also believe some pretentious indie fags. She hates everything I listen to in my car. Bummer.

Here's my imaginary breakdown of who's looking at this thread:

48% Dwyer checking to see if I've responded to one of his oh-so-witty comebacks

22% Dwyer checking to see if anyone spelled the word "sister" wrong so he can go into spell-check mode.

30% The rest of you fucking pervs hoping to read a Penthouse Forums style account of me walking in on my little sister.

HA!

AUTOPSY_666 said:

*AHEM*

"To the Internet White Knight nothing is more enticing than the thought of a distressed female. If they remove the cause of the distress, they reason, they can then engage in sexual intercourse with the female in question. It doesn't matter if one party is in New York and the other is in California: The Internet White Knight firmly believes he could trip, fall 3,000 horizontal miles, and land dick-first in a pile of chubby Internet pussy. "


Also, if I were ONE O' THEM THAR GOD DAMN QUEERS I don't think I'd be surfing the interweb for pussy.

I'll let you have your spelling corrections. I'm gonna start correcting your logic.

1% xmikex in monday morning mode trying to think of something smartass to say, and failing.

seriously, though...400+ views?

my 11 year old son can't stop listening to Amon Amarth lately. I got him the 3 disc DVD of of them and that is all he watches. He also listens to all kinds of death metal, grind, gore. Good kid! I am glad my son does not listen to all the faggy shit his friends do.

RichHorror said:

I agree, I had my erection ready and everything.