February 23, 2007

Dreaded Silence - http://www.myspace.com/dreadedsilence
It Will End In Pure Horror - http://www.myspace.com/itwillendinpurehorror
The Accursed - http://www.myspace.com/theaccursed
Cythraul - http://www.myspace.com/cythraul
@ The Skybar - 518 Somerville Ave. - Somerville, MA
8 pm - $7 - 21+

This is for Ken's birthday. Gentlemen, he's single.

yay

Ken you are a fag. You are a Sally.

Jeff is a Gertrude. I am a Pollyanna.

Richard is of Nottingham.

I already called Pollyanna. No take backsies.

Damn you with your technicality. There can only be one.

i heard that cythraul is playing.ths will be i think the 5th show? those guys are getting better and better playin live.those have not checked this fucks out do, any one who loves blackmetal.

The last time I heard about them playing I wasn't able to make it, but I've heard nothing but good.

cythrauls drummer is the man! badass drummer live check this dude out if you can

Yeah, DMS brings the goodness.

Bump for birthday beatings.

Beatings off.

good old deathmetal steve! i am cythrauls roadie and those dudes and dudet rule! i am such a lazy fuck!

bumples

I want some Pringles now.

my friend is working on an invention that will revolutionize pringles.

How can you possibly improve on perfection?

We're playing a song from the EP we haven't dug out in a while at this. And hopefully a new track as well.

surprise buttsex

everyone needs to come to this.

We will have chinese food at this.

I hope the skybar doesn't throw us out at midnight again.

we will party at rich's place if they kick us out.

There will be another from-off-the-screen tackle,
because it's always hilarious.
Who's my next victim?

Ken gets my vote!

who are you, atreu77, and why do you want chris to hurt me at my birthday show?

My birthday present to Ken is NOT tackling him at his birthday show.
Maybe in honor of him and Rich, I'll take down some random broad.

I am not a random broad, ass. i'll give ken a penguin

I'm not tackling you, that's why I said random.

theaccurseddrummer said:

that would be awesome

atreu77 said:

a penguin would be the best birthday present ever. i still don't know who you are.

kelly

i knew it was someone i know.

you founded me out

Yeah, right after you announced who you were.

shut up, asshat

If you really knew Ken you'd know he only wants boners for his birthday.

pretty sure Loki wouldn't approve of such a gift coming from me. a penguin would be much better

Boners no exception. But you can have a pass Kelly cause Loki made Ken vomit in Ralphs diner's bathroom and that's always encouraged.

loki is a good friend. he makes sure his buddies are drunk.

Kevord said:

that was the most foul fucking stuff i have smelled in my life! what the fuck did you eat? a rotting corpse?

how did you smell it? did you go in the men's room?

trust me. it wafted thru the entire upstairs bar

awesome. i'm the best.

Kens a vomit terrorist. He dropped a puke bomb in the bathroom then screwed out of there.

you are! where are you watching the Pats bury the Colts?

i wish i never trimmed my beard. i want to grow it longer again so i can look more like a vomit terrorist.

hahaha! that really is the funniest thing i have heard today.

atreu77 said:

i think i'm watching it up in the boston area. i have yet to confirm who will be around to watch it and where.

well if shit falls thru, give us a call

i'll see you guys on saturday at the bullpen

It's called e-mail. Look into it.

you live on the internet

I am the internet you pussy.

LULZ!

Football is stupid, beer is better.

I like my cock sucked but not football. If it isn't hockey or shoot fighting it is for faggots and stupid women.

i like hockey and shoot fighting, but i also like football and baseball.

By the time you read this, you are already half a queer.

no, i'm normal. 2 straight sports and 2 gay sports cancel each other out. i'm regular.

I'm the Lawnmower Man.

This Fridee. Come and get drunk with GillisKen.

Do what "Captain Insano" does to the bad guys.

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He poked me in my eye.
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Captain Insano shows no mercy.

We dropped off this show, in case other members of IWEIPH look at this and freak out that they didn't take the night off from work.

I'm starting to see a habit develop here. IWEIPH seems to cancel when booked with bands that have gay members in them. Rich you are a homophobe.

Those charges were never proven.

Oh yeah, that's right. Joey Numbers made sure of that.

Who can tell why people suddenly decide not to testify? Not me.

We were at the beach.
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Everybody had matching towels.
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And there they saw a rock.
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But it wasn't a rock.
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3 bands now? Bunk. They'll throw us out by midnight.

IWEIPH drops off more shows than any band ever.

Rich is a rockstar...He can do that

Damn him and his fame.

It's state mandated that hardcore bands have to drop off almost all of their shows. It's either this or we rot in jail.

Are you still going Rich?

Also, apparently every band ever has only dropped off of one show, since this makes a grand total of two for us.

pam said:

Nope. I was notified that it was Joe NC's birthday, and since he hates two out of the three bands playing, I doubt the plans include this show.

You're telling me you have only dropped off 2 shows ever?

RichHorror said:

That is gay.

In four years we have droped off of three. One was last year after Christmas because I had strep throat and Mike had ODed. The 18th because Tyler's job fucked him over. And this show because Suzi will be in California working a Comic Book Convention.

Awesome to know that Joe hates us. haha

No. He hates The Accursed due to the million times he's loudly proclaimed it on this board and in public. And I am sure he will hate Cythraul, due to them being black metal and employing a woman.

Joe and Ken are somehow related, so he could never hate Dreaded Silence.

The Accursed hate him too, feeling's mutual.

I love The Accursed, which is equal to 12 million fans.

Feeling is also mutual there. I'm pretty sure they would disband if you no longer loved them.

That just reminded me of being the reason that Biohazard broke up. I really wish I remember the whole story behind it.

Well...thank you.

RichHorror said:

joe was born out of my ass 5 days before i turned 1, then i never saw him again until a few years ago.

Woots, this is tonight. Ken's gonna be drunkers.

Ken was all fucked up. The soundguy at the skybar is a big douche.

The soundguy was mad IWEIPH wasn't playing.

RichHorror said:

So was everybody else.

i should have gone to this.

Kevord said:

Good. You can all get fucked and die.

We pretty much did during the Accursed's set.

My favorite part of the night was Ken telling someone that he would fight them and have sex with them at the same time.

I'm pretty sure that pperson was Loki.

My favorite part of the show was not going to it.

RichHorror said:

Well, at least you did not sit at a table and listen to people talk for two hours about what they wanted to do and then in fact just went home. Glad I made the trip.

I laugh at your pain.

Ken called me niggerface and said he hated me, jon, my child, and my whole family.

CHRIS! We need the off-screen tackle video online, stat!

I'll put the pictures up eventually. When I feel like it.

DS should cover Skrewdriver's 'Nigger I Hate Your Face'.

pam said:

i'm the best person ever.

Pictures.

Bump for Chris...make with the video!