April 15, 2007

DEATH. TAXES. TEQUILA. VOLUME 2:

Watchmaker - http://www.myspace.com/watchmaker
It Will End In Pure Horror - http://www.myspace.com/itwillendinpurehorror
Animal Rampage - http://www.myspace.com/animalrampage

@ The Skybar - 518 Somerville Ave. - Somerville, MA
7 pm - $7 - 21+

Flyer to come shortly. This should be disgusting in the best way possible.

Thank god I didn't make the flyer yet. haha

I made poopies.

why so happy fo no flyer?

Because he would have to make a new one, due to our name change.

At least the username is accurate.

Harsh, nigga.

It's my belief that Brian Livoti should do guest vocals on 'Kill Rasputin' at this here event.

Whoa, that'd be disgusting.

I did it terribly the last time I saw them.

This would be the other 4/15 show. You now have something to do whether you like it fast or slow. Other shows besides this one and the Rwake show at AS220 are shitty and gay.

this guy knows.

Brian would be sick on Kill Rasputin

It must take place.

up for drugs, taxes, more drugs and even more drugs.

papa ginos high is a goodtime.

This show will be my most cohesive booking experiment to date, methinks.

that second picture looks like Nick is checking Rich's underparts for goods

Definitely a great, diverse show. Free your mind and your ass will follow

animal_rampage said:

george clinton is so raping your lil sister for that one.

animal_rampage said:

It's usually a safe bet that there's something good down there.

I thought you were going to cancel this one and kill my theory. You still cancel on the gays.

Tell me what people in bands are gay so I can have them killed. I uh... mean congratulate them on their brave life choice.

There's that gay G.I. Joe looking guy in Dreaded Silence, that wanna be gay porn star singer from the Accursed, all the New Bedford bands... Give me some more time and I will get back to you on this matter.

Thank God I moved away from New Bedford. I never knew of this gay virus in its streets.

I might have to bring back the mighty Darwin Hammer and start smashing the unfit to live masses. Oh and I need some trash bags too. It literally looks like everyone just throws there garbage out of the windows. It brings my mind back to the Middle Ages.

Alms for the poor Sir?

Jeff pleasures himself to Jon Helme getting railed by dudes. Film at 11.

Oh yeah, bumpage.

Last IWEIPH show at the Skybar ever.

And we will make it count.

RichHorror said:

Ditto. But for AR. More news to come.

Yikes.

you misspelled kikes, Rich

Dammit.

This gig is insane. My face will explode when I witness Watchmaker thru that Skybar PA.

The Skybar will also explode.

Yes, it will, with sloppy carlsons abounding.

less than two weeks.

Beautiful.

not sure why that dude freaks me out so much

It might be the huge donger he has for a nose.

100% there

Doing a Google search for "dicknose" is one of the happiest moments of my life.

dicknose was my favorite insult when i was 6

RichHorror said:

Well yeah, but I think the jizz dripping disturbs me more

A disturbing show deserves a disturbing flyer.

oooooo wah ah ah ah, down wit da sicness!

we're actually planning on covering that...and some doobie bros tunes

i wish all three bands could play at once

that would be insane.

i wish all 3 bands could play at once, covering a medley of disturbed and doobie bruddiz.

I think all three bands should play at once, and whoever finishes first wins a pastry of their choosing.

RichHorror said:

agreed

I hope you meant pasties...like what strippers use to keep they tassles on

No, he definitely meant pastry. I get one just for booking this.

Mmm, pastry.

RichHorror said:

We're (read "I'm") baking again?

yay, more granny cakes!

Those cupcakes were the shit.

Granny_Monster said:

You will bake and I will supervise. And by that I mean listen to music in my bedroom with the door closed.

lawl

LULZ

One week. Get excited.

No, you get excited.

Oh, I'm excited alright.

A lot of innocent people are going to get killed. It's going to be pretty neat.

yes, it will.

I hope they're women that are killed.

neato

I'm going to have them play the new Dissector full length before we go on, whether Dissecter likes it or not.

I don't like that idea one bit.

I don't like your dago face.

Actually, I think that would be a good idea. Do it.

Of course it's a good idea. I thought of it.

i dont care what you do rich. i will be shitfaced

Me too. I will most likely forget to do it.

and thus the system works itself out

I hope I die of alcohol poisoning.

imagine if we all died of alcohol poisoning at the same time? would that make us cool?

Yes.

And I get to miss the carnage. Pre-op the next day at the hospital. Finally I am getting my dead siamese twin removed.

I will salute your lack of a twin with wings and Peebs.

They have wings?

there's a place opening across the street, but I meant before the show. sorry, haha

The chinese place next door is pretty amazing too.

Unreal Rangoons

RichHorror said:

Im down

rangoons rule

metal rules

booze rules

tits ass vajayjay rule

Bootsy Collins rules.

Feet rules.

Sinistas said:

excellent

Ken, give Pam a ride to this show.

i want to go to wings over, but my gut is saying no.

RichHorror said:

RichHorror said:

Wisdom

no love for Bootsy?
no hate for Bootsy?
This Bootsy indifference is eating me alive.

i have the love. Enough for everyone else.

RichHorror said:

Yes, please.

It's the right and moral thing to do.

holy crap, 2 days.

I'm excited. And hungover.

Rich, we baking?

I am baking brewdoggies in my belly.

Aaron should come to this show.

Everybody should.

DO NOT bring sparking wiggles

No sparkling wiggles in here.

but there were so many at that party

Get a job, sparkling wiggles!

Damn straight.

No cupcakes at this either.

I guess it going to be a monsoon on sunday. Fucking great!

At least we still have each other.

Ill watch your band if you watch mine

The good part about no one coming to the show is the bar's less likely to run out of PBR.

If you don't go to this shit, you're a trick ass busta.

Streetlights. People.

Wings.

all this talk about wings, I better be eating wings tonight or I will do nothing but play feedback all night long! Actually you freaks would probably like that. Fine then I will play nothing but Weezer songs all night long!

apparently the place is open.

The lack of snow on the ground pleases me.

I would rather walk in snow then rain
but I'll be there with three others in tow
yeah!

I was going to go see rwake, but the snow/ice in NH is terrible so I went 10 minutes down the road to a tight-pants metalcore show and it was cancelled. now, it looks like I'm drinking and cleaning.

the_reverend said:

FROWNZ

Thanks to those of you who actually showed up. If you didn't, you missed IWEIPH covering The Trooper, Animal Rampage's sax player doing laps around the Skybar in the middle of a song for no reason whatsoever, and the complete awesomeness of Watchmaker. Definitely a great show.

My highlight: Mike shoving me then whining about how I hurt his hand.

And Ken saving my life.

Oh, and this was my first time seeing Animal Rampage. Fun times. I approve.

We covered The Trooper... as in the Iron Maiden song? Wow. I wish I remembered this show.

Yes, Iron Maiden. You even got "scream for me somerville!" yelled back at you.

I remember Animal Rampage, and then the next thing I knew I was lying in my bed with beer cans and broken glass everywhere.

Granny_Monster said:


Oh no no no. You didn't hurt my wrist, I hurt it myself cuz I smacked it off the table. Stop taking credit for my own stupidity.

good time

Kelly has it backwards. Mike beats women, not the other way around.

mike beats off.

Also true.

pshh mike only pushes women. a real guinnea would punch them in the face.

A true guinea wouldn't dye his hair so many faggy colors either.

i liked suzy's new look

She really learned her way around a bass guitar once she got that penis.

hahaha

i was such an asshole last night

I don't remember, so you should recount it here.

i made many disparaging comments about women and italians.

You fit right in, then.

i also made negative remarks about homosexuals. i was a regular don eemooos last night.

Those are all things deserving of your hatred.

It made me sad that Rick's attempt to trip that asshole running around didn't work.

Joe/NotCommon said:

something came over me. i felt like doing the Irish Jig for some reason.

Rich Horror's banter was brilliant I must say.

what was the Gang Green cover?

alcohol

Seeing Mark sober for more than five minutes was something I never thought I'd see in my lifetime.