armed military men in bullet proof vests at the subway... everything is owned by jews and closed saturday.

New York's alright if you're a queer.

JEW York.

the subway cops carry m-16s and ride around in these little golf carts. They couldn't actually catch anyone in those things, but if they did, man, they would shoot the crap out of you.

cross dressers run around here like it's ok, wtf! either cut the dick or dress like a dude.

What happened to living free?

the_reverend said:

Hahahahahaha. Amazing. When did the Rev become so funny.

He hired a comedy writer.

speaking of cross dressing, there was just a dude that looked like rich horror if rich wore starter gear and worked out more that his nightly jerk. just cause you are doing it into a woman's shoe doesn't mean you are exercising.

I just take that as you making fun of my mother.

hm.. ok norman, is your last name bates? remind me never to get rocking chairs for you.

wtf

Aaron has decided to not like me as a hobby.

rich hobby?

Rich Hobbyrocker.

rock'n the hobbies

Rich..he looked NOTHING like you...we were crossing the street and aaron went"look it's rich horror!" "not at all" was my reply..then he agreed. I got my glasses, aaron still needs to get his.

Aaron's in love with me.

Ok....so I am now peeing (I'm turning into aaron peeing and typing) anyhow....I'm in the toilet in filene's basement..and the 2 girls next to me are talking and one farted a little and went "oops I'm sorry, they should turn the music up in the bathroom" ....her friend just sais "whatever, don't worry abt it...but it made me and the other people in the toilet lol for real..hah!

Wow, that's hot.

I hope she committed suicide out of shame.

ahhhh where's that clip of the chicks farting in each others face and getting off? priceless.

new yorks alright if you like saxophones

Girls.... fart?

By the way, most of NYC smells like fucking piss.

thank you very much adam sandler.

Whhhhaaaaattttt????!!!

Jew Hampshire over Jew York anyday Rev.

Jewoven of Jewanything