for this too

yo xmikex...enough of this shit already.

I doubt this is mike

i'd treat these post as bots.

ok.. I guess when I just spam blocked the person's ip, they didn't get the hint.
now, I've abuse blocked it so go fuck yourself.

To be frank, you'll have to teach yourself how to be funny. No one can do it for you. The process is mostly trial and error, plus lots of observing other people's comical successes and mistakes. To excel at humor is a lifetime job, not something you can conquer in an hour or two.