I've been thinking about buying an album from these guys. I have heard a couple songs from The Somberlain but I want to get "Storm Of The Lights Bane". Is it any good?

Yes. It's essential.

Get both Somberlain and SotLB. This is not negotiable.

Noted. Thank you.

Yeah dude don't even hesitate. SotLB is one of the greatest melodic death albums ever.. actually it probably is the greatest.

Where Dead Angels Lie. Reason enough.

You should already own Storm of the lights Bane. It's an essential album in any metal heads collection.

The only place I've seen it is Bullmoose. So, now that I know it is there, I will be picking it up and telling you guys about it.

Cheers.

yes, Storm of the Light's Bane is ESSENTIAL, as well as The Somberlain (which is equally as incredible)

Reinkaos is a good album, but VERY different then the first two.

http://www.dissection.nu/disc/storm.htm

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

Ha ha!
Thanks, that's sweet, but a majority of us are already very familiar with the album.

Most of us have owned it for 11 years. (elitist comment for today)

I'm glad he died.

RichHorror said:

Me too

HeavensJail said:

you have no right to a dissection album

your a faggot

makes no sense

sorry his testicles arent grim and frostbitten enough for a kvlt and evil Dissection cd. there was a kid in high school that thought he was the most brutal and metal person alive. i would be at lunch and someone would ask me what i was listening to and i said "dissection" and everyone's face was all like "he didnt just say what i think he just said..." then that kid just gave me this cold, northern, snow-covered grimace and like... looked at me condescending-like. kid was a fucking clownshoe. biggest pussy, retard ever.

i had a slipknot shirt on (my mom bought it for me, i was 15) and i mentioned i was listening to Incantation and the kid flipped out "how could you listen to Incantation when you're wearing a slipknot shirt?! you're a poser!" kid would have shit himself if i told him i liked the Beatles and the Tempations too.

all in all... this elitist black metal bullshit attitude is childish. what are you? 12? Dissection isnt even that black metal. they arent tearing up waves in the northern most fjord with their +2 ice surfboard of kvltness, so give it a rest.

im gonna give the gayest and dorkiest 14 year old kids i can find the whole Dissection discography for CHRISTmas. how Tr00 is that?

I don't know why someone would think they are 'the most brutal and metal person alive' for owning a Dissection CD, or why anyone would WANT to think that, ever, about themselves, since it's retarded posturing. It's fucking music.

That said, the first two Dissection albums are excellent and worth owning.

It IS just music. I happen to like what Dissection has done for music. I don't give a crap about image or if it makes me kvlt or not.

Elitist attitudes are seriously a waste of time. I can listen to whatever band I want to, CNV, and there is nothing you can say or do about it.

he can do something about it... he can cross his arms and look really really mean about it. im talking like SUPER pissed.

I should put on my shorts that I shit in when I'm scared.

i think CNV was saying that it makes no sense for CTB to own a dissection album because they are clearly very anti-christian. either way, i don't agree, don't give a fuck, and i'm going to take a shot in the dark and say CNV was quite possibly drunk.

I think CTB should kill himself.

I think

CTB is a Christian? Then it would be kind of hypocritical to support Satanic metal would it not?

Yes. But I don't think you should necessarily avoid a band because of their lyrical content or personal beliefs. Then again I also think grown adults believing in God is parallel to grown adults believing in Santa Claus.

I guess noone's a real Christian anyways these days, so it doesn't matter.

pam said:

I support this statement 101%

Some people just love to hold onto that little bit of christianity just in case there is a God. It's a little sad and pathetic.

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

Yeah well I despise rapists and murderers but listen to and love violent brutal death metal with fucked up lyrics so who gives a shit?

I also love Guns n Roses but don't do hard drugs and fuck sluts.

What's your point?

That's why I'm working on becoming a Jedi.Star wars makes more sence then the bible. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwiOuI_NUt4

Anthony nli said:

You're very hostile today, do you need a hug?

My girlfriend's flight is delayed many hours and I had to cancel our hotel reservations...

you can use my bedroom for half of the price.

haha I have a nice big bed here in my room but thanks, I was mainly psyched for some hot tub/sauna goodness and those huge mirrors they have in hotel rooms

Anthony nli said:

Merry fuckin xmas, huh? Sorry to hear it.

Thanks, it's not the end of the world, but it's definitely disappointing

Yeah that blows.

thegreatspaldino said:


Thank you for this.

Music is music and the elitist black metal scene attitude is just as stupid and childish as any other elistist scene attitude. Just cause someone paints there face every weekend and sings about northern winds and norse gods doesn't mean they're any less ridiculous than other trend jumpers. I hate dumb elitism.

Black Metal kids that take themselves that seriously are alive solely to be laughed at.

pam said:

I agree.

How can you paint your face like a panda and be serious about anything?

I think most people on here's deal with CTB is pretty gay. He's a young kid enthusiastic about music. He's Christian, but who cares? Satan is as big a faggot as Jesus. Have a good time not fucking girls in your mother's basement.

and here i thought you hated everything (in)humanly possible... awwwww he DOES care! ^_^

FUCK, i JUST TYPED OUT SOMETHING HUGE AND IT'S NOW GONE.

basically, who gives a shit. tr00 christian, tr00 pagan, tr00 atheist, tr00 j00, tr00 wicken. who gves a shit. music is music. RH hit it on the head, CTB is a young kid and is enthusiastic about musics. musics that people on here support and make. you want to shit all over someone or influence their musical tastes? I would rather try to steer them in the "right direction". if in the end the youngest christ child grows up to be in deicide or the littlest atheist guitar player finds god and starts selling washing machines on myspace, who gives a shit.

and if anyone is talking tr00ness in regards to xtians, go out there and do some burnt offerings to your [gG]{1}od(s){1}. then who gives a shit.

about 5 years ago, I was walking through the NH mall with a skinless hoodie on, Metal Josh was wastes and stopped me talking for like an hour. he was all about "saving" the kids with slipknot shirts cause they are in to loud music so they came be saved.

Also, this is a scene where almost everyone doesn't give a fuck and doesn't support shit. This is a kid who is psyched about finding new bands and then SPENDING MONEY on those bands. Bands with merch and people running labels/distros take note.

Where can I find these myspace washing machines? I need a new one and a dryer.

dont you mean... "and a DWYER"? i could have sworn that is what you typed.

thegreatspaldino said:

No I don't want an old appliance.

There is absolutely nothing I could ever say in my defense about anything. I love brutal death metal, black metal, and whatever kind of metal that appeals to me. It's stupid and ignorant to actually believe that just because I believe in Jesus, all of a sudden there are bands I'm not "allowed" to listen to by elitist pricks. Who the hell are you to tell anyone Christian or not what they can and can't fucking listen to? You have no idea how much this shit pisses me off. I expect to come on this message board and have an intellectual discussion about music and a band like Dissection. But it seems the focus is off the original topic and has moved onto how "unworthy" I am to listen to Dissection.

I bought a Vile album the other day. Does this make me a hypocrite? NO. I can't believe that any one of you would think I am hypocritical because I enjoy a band's music. I could care less about the lyrics if they're bashing something I may particularly believe in but that doesn't mean I have to shit on them for it and not listen to the music.

To be honest, yea, there are a lot of crappy Christian bands out there. I listen to it but there isn't a wide selection to choose from. So, I have to look into the secular world to find my metal pleasure. There is NOTHING wrong with that.

I'm only going to say this once. STOP SHITTING ON ME AND MY BELIEFS. If you don't agree, that's fine but don't sit there and fucking bash me for an entire thread. I'm pretty fed up with this bullshit.

I believe that picture of jesus and the ghostbuster dudes is funny.

CTB- Don't let everyone here get to you so much. Do your thing, you can't stop people on here from shitting on you or whatever, but you can stop them from getting to you. You're only going to exacerbate the situation by flipping out, ya know?

Noted...

Hahaha, Mark Richards was right

I was drunker than ah fiddlahs bitch last night

I still think Dissection is far too grim and true for you

hahahaha

ConquerTheBaphomet, you really shouldn't flip out. Like Pam said, there's nothing you can do about awkward elitist opinions, especially on the internet when lots of people will say things they'd never dare say to your face. That said, this thread has not been people bashing you the whole time. The only person who bashed you was CNV, then about 10 others rose to your defense, including myself, most or all of whom are atheists to the best of my knowledge, so don't think just cause you're christian you're on your own. Get used to elistist bullshit if you're gonna spend time on internet forums, because humans are shitty, and when they are hiding behind the walls of modern technology, they lose all inhibitions.

Thank you, retzam.

I have respect for those who are open-minded.

Listen to what you want, FUCK everyone elses opinions. Everyone is different . You should make up your own mind. Download a few songs from somewhere and if you like the CD go out and buy it, Works for me all the time

I'm not Christian and I would never follow some judaic-offshoot religion, but Trouble is still sick!

double post.

below.

Anthony nli said:

That you should start raping and murdering, doing hard drugs and fucking sluts?

CTB: Who bashed your religion? I'm not seeing that.

DrinkHardThrashHard said:


CNV did, not specifically in this thread, but he was calling the kid a faggot because he's christian.

You can just assume someone's bashing his religion. People on Rttp will always attack if they smell blood.

Alright, I thought he was talking about me, when I did no such thing.