I think Saturday Night Live is barely funny. But this is the best thing since the Narnia Rap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

Funniest SNL thing in years.

repost

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=36554

and you didn't even label it a video

eh

I did search "dick box" to make sure. Oh well. I don't need to impress anyone.

See i'm wise enough to know when to get means givin',
and I got just the one.
Somethin' to show you,
that you are second to none.

He has an eyepatch over his sunglasses, on scene.
That's awesome.

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Its My dick in a Box Lyrics:

Hey, girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down, and listen.

Girl you know we been together, such a long, long time
(Such a long time...)
And now I'm ready, to lay it on the line

Well, you know it's Christmas
And my heart is open wide
Gonna give you somethin' so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind...)
A gift real special
So take off the top
Take a look inside

It's my dick in a box.

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
I wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special, girl

It's my dick in a box.

My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box.
(Oooooo-Oooohhhh)
My dick in a box, girl

See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin'
And I got just the one
Somethin' to show you that you are second to none

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps
One-
Cut a hole in a box
Two-
Put your junk in that box
Three-
Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it.

It's my dick in a box.
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box.
(Oooooo-Oooohhhh)
My dick in a box, girl

Christmas:
dick in a box
Hannukah:
dick in a box
Kwanzaa:
dick in a box

Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Mayday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Back stage at the CMA's, a dick in a box
Yeah, a well well well well...
My dick in a box... dick in a box...

AUTOPSY_666 said:

If you are posting about your dick in a box, it must be an awful small box.

They don't call me "Long John" for nothing.

No, they call you "Long John" because you have a long list of shit titles to choose from and you like fish.