Do you guys know any unique baby names? I am being rather serious, not talking names like tampondiarhea.

Chiodos!

My brother and his wife just had a baby girl they named Julia early this morning.
My old lady is hell bent on naming any of her kids extremely unique names, I'll send her in this direction.

ruddiga

shaniqwa

i always wanted to name a daughter rulf

another good name is eggbert. we need more people named eggbert in the world.

hung_to_bleed said:


my exact dilema right now.

I thaught Nicko because of maiden
Logan because of wolverine
Ezekial, means strength of gods
Loki
Aragon (yeah yeah yeah shut up)

but no matter what U say she does not like. She does like Tristan which I hate, and she loves Lennon which is what we named our cat. I can't see naming a child after a fucking cat!

name him quorthon

take your last name into consideration. whatever first name you pick should sound good with your last name,

take the last name mcgoo, for instance. naming the kid benjamin mcgoo would sound weird. flipper mcgoo, however, would be perfect.

i've always said I'm going to name my kid Charlie. Charlie Farley.

None of this Charles business. Charlie Farley.

hahaha good advice!

my friend said he'd give me $100,000 dollars for each kid if i named them willis and phyllis gillis.

also, be careful with your last name. my parents stuck me with the hyphenated last name Copeland-Will. Doesn't sound bad at all, in fact it rolls right off the tongue, however no one knows how to spell it and some of my friends are convinced that my first name is Will. Fucking retards.

As for first names, make sure the name is not going to get the kid beat up OR make sure its such a heinous name that the kid will be the toughest bastard around.

dreadkill said:

YOU DO KNOW YOUR NAME IS GOING TO BE JULIA GHOULIA!

also, make sure the sound at the end of the kid's first name doesn't make it run together with the beginning of the last name. i'd never name my kid greg gillis because the Gs would make it seem like his name was gre gillis or greg illis or even gregillis.

dreadkill said:


kinda like chris traper - aka christ raper

Nine

or

Soda

Joshtruction said:


whatever is established - it must be built on compromise. That's how I see it. I'm still going to send her this way when I talk to her, she has got a shit ton of completely original names. Ezekial is kind of strange for a kid born in the 21st century - but, the idea that it means strength of gods it pretty cool.

hung_to_bleed said:

yeah, that too

dreadkill said:

thats a very good point!

is your last name truction?

you could give them names based on cities in new england. like if you had a boy and a girl you could name them everett and chelsea.

or uxbridge and new bedford

or brockton and chicopee

I was emailing a guy who's last name was (and I'm completely serious here) raper.
giggles aplenty

dreadkill said:


I live in NB and love it, but would never name my kid New Bedford haha.



My last name is Conrad if that helps any of you on your name spree any.

DrewBlood@Work said:

what an interesting idea. only acceptable if you exclude lowell from such a list - that place is a fucking cock hole.

connie conrad

conan conrad

Chapaquttic Springfield Conrad
Warwick Rochester Conrad <hardest name to pronounce
Webster Gloucester Conrad
Worcester New Haven Conrad
Portsmouth Roxbury Conrad
Biddeford Cranston Conrad
Dennis Brewster Conrad
Laconia Peabody Conrad
Norwalk Lebanon Conrad

dreadkill said:

haha, that made bits of burrito fly out of my nose.

glad to be of service.

even chiodo knows,
no store burrito in your nose.

you should write jingles for cereal commercials. i could see the toucan from froot loops saying that.

one of my friend's names is Jacob Olee.

Jake Gabolee?
No.
Jacob Olee

ko-we conrad

dreadkill said:

oh no!!!!! hahaha.


Conan made me laugh a ton. Too bad I'd never have the balls to name him Conan. Oh yeah, it's a boy ;)

conan would be the best

This is the worst place to come for serious suggestions. However I think you should really consider naming him after the legendary Rich Horror of New Bedford.

yeah Pam I know it is. I figured by some chance someone might say something great. If not I was 100% sure I would at least get something I could laugh out of control at. Such as Conan.

Conan is an excellent name.

i am an excellent name suggestor

Leroy

I like Rock Conrad. It sounds bodacious.

the ck in rock and the c in conrad would run together. rock is a cool name.

Rusty Studds

dreadkill said:

It's supposed to run together. say it outloud.

Austin Danger Conrad

roosevelt colvin

i can't believe someone asked this question on this board..

nice seinfeld ref John

AUTOPSY_666 said:

George wanted to name his kid Seven, not Nine.

sean connery conrad

hunterhunter said:

i like this one

Jones (could be either boy or girl)

or something like Orange Oats if you want to be like all the 'famous' people in hollywood.

cooter conrad

and the most interesting baby name of all....................Reverend, I mean who would name a kid Reverend?

Darnoc Conrad

lexington steele conrad

ShitWizard has always been one of my favorite baby names..

the Ghost of Olneyville said:

i totally understand why.

Yeah, unique names are fun when you're the parent, but for the kid who grows up having his name mutilated into Jason, Jenson, Jetson or Jasmine by every teacher, friends' parents, family members, or hosts taking reservations at restaurants it isn't fun at all.

banjo pussywhistle

Bruce - After Batman, the Hulk and Dickenson

name it fluffy.

I've always liked the name Spencer. Or Jordan.

Coincedentally, there is another forum that I frequent that has a thread similar to this. A member there stated that she was talking to a woman in a bank, and that woman named her baby a word that she had seen in a magazine. The word was "Syphillus". She couldn't read too well, she thought the word was pretty, and pronounced it a little differently.

Jermaine Jackson named his son Jermajesty... The greatest name in the history of all nomenclature.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

hahaahahhaahaha, I was closing out of this thread but caught this in the corner of my eye. I then said to myself "did Mark Richards just say Banjo Pussywhistle?".

He sure as hell did. haha

Josh how about Ezra

And josh u need to e-mail me with those pix and just so I can talk to u about Turbine

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

i don't mess around.

1. Why isn't there some sort of law in place to stop Josh Conrad from having a kid?

2. All the best people in the world I know have regular-ass names. Just don't name it Mike. Everyone is named Mike.

3. What's wrong with Ross.... Ross Conrad?

xmikex said:

Only total scumbags are named Ross. I approve.

matt also tends to be a scumbag name

JIHAD was quiet a popular name about 20 years ago when nobody knew what it meant.
THere's a lot of black people with that name.
There's a Basketball player called MAJESTIC MAPPS, and he has a brother (also in NBA) called SCIENTIFIC MAPPS. no joke.
I also DMX's son's name TAKOMA, and Toni Braxton's son DENIM.
Black people's names are the coolest! SHAKILL??
for girls, some russian names might be nice.. Masha, Galya, Milla, Vera.

Kevord said:

conrad is a name from the bible. i only know this b/c it's my friends little brothers name. so you might want to re think that one

no man should ever name their son something like Tristan, Corey, Chad, or Jessie. its just not right. i would name my son something like Amarth or Gorgoroth. something with power.

ariavette said:

Conrad is this guy's last name, so... there's really no avoiding it.

Only Metal Warriors are named

ROSSTROCITY

Did the Rock Conrad joke go over everyones head?

Ross is the man. he is moving back up here for good. That has me pumped, but I am in no way going to name my son after him. All I need is the kids first words to be "What the fuck?!?!"

Granny_Monster said:

oh .. ok ..
well it's not a bad sounding name.. i just dont like it because of where it came from

ariavette said:

well I got no choice in the matter with my last name. I know my name came from germany, but I am not sure where it originated ;)

i think Shithead is a nice strong sounding name.

and also, just to ad to the bible name thinger... The names were obviously around BEFORE the bible in order for the names to be in there so no reason to hate a name because a person in a silly book has the same name.

Hating a name cause it's in the bible is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. lot's of names are in the bible. Who gives a shit.

i'm changing my name to Kvlt.

oh shit, you know Aaron was the brother of Moses? Should I take that into consideration?

i always wanted to name a child "cunt"

There was a huge book of "Magical Baby Names" where I used to work. A bunch of them were lame but there were some cool ones.

Ulf (wolf)
Kveldulf (night wolf)
Cuchulain (pronounced co hoo lan, crazy irish warrior)
Varg (wolf)
Ulfar
Oller (norse god of winter)


I'm going to end up naming my sons rediculous norse names, and my daughters celtic names.

Joshtruction said:

fair enough

Here's a few off the top of my head...

Draven
Colin
Damien
Cole
Isaac
Jayden
Colton
Landon
Mattheo (pronounced Ma-tayo)
Clayton

EURNONYMOUS

how about Josef Conrad? Like the guy who wrote Heart of Darkness

don't dismiss directional names like Lefty. Lefty Truction just rolls off the tongue.

Max Power

Punching Bag Jr.

...oh, or "Hey You Get Me A Beer".

mike hunt

Zack Morris?

I met a guy the other day that named his kids Dakota and Montana.

Funny, I've met a Dakota and Dallas.
Odd.

Im thinking Count Grishnak or maybe Balzac after that guy from Gwar, my ex and I joked once that if she can name the girl Buffy, then I can name the boy Inferno.