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returntothepit >> discuss >> what do you want for Xmas? by succubus on Dec 12,2006 12:49pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 12,2006 12:49pm
i want a live koala bear!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Dec 12,2006 12:50pm
14.3 million dollars



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Dec 12,2006 12:52pm
80GB iPod
New video card for my gaming PC
new car stereo
more guitar equipment
Wii (with zelda)
Final Fantasy 3 for DS
Need for Speed Carbon for PS2



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2006 12:54pm
a penguin



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 12,2006 12:55pm
To kill Christ all over again.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 12,2006 12:55pm
drugs



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 12,2006 1:02pm
19" lcd monitor
a futon
and a tv with built in dvd/vhs player.



toggletoggle post by the rooster at Dec 12,2006 1:02pm
breast implants



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Dec 12,2006 1:07pm
An iPod, 30 or 80 GB

A digital camera

... I've fallen behind in the electronic world and I'm trying to catch up.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 12,2006 1:08pm
I want this



But Im getting this

(thats shit)



toggletoggle post by crackhead at Dec 12,2006 1:10pm
that guitar looks like shit. git another gun.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 12,2006 1:14pm
I think those guitars look pretty cool actually. I just think Deans play/are built like dookie.

The washburn dime sigs are even worse



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2006 1:15pm
i want some new pants, a decent tv, and work ethic



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 12,2006 1:15pm
How dare you....I have enough guns.
Well...maybe not....is 6 enough??
Maybe I SHOULD get another one.

Ok fine, Im getting this instead.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 12,2006 1:16pm
You should get a nerf gun.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 12,2006 1:17pm
*goes to gunbroker.com



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 12,2006 1:18pm
nope, no nerfs on there.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 12,2006 1:19pm
But they have these....



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 12,2006 1:20pm
same thing, just paint the rounds orange.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Dec 12,2006 1:21pm



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Dec 12,2006 1:22pm
it's only 4 grand kok....


buy 2 and give me one HAHAHA



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 12,2006 1:23pm
dreadkill said:
a penguin


you greedy bastard, you already have one perfectly good evil penguin. you just want aaalll the penguins don't you?!

i want:
-remote car starter/alarm combo
-new tv since mine is only 13" and my sight is slipping away haha
-boss eq and tuner pedals
-blowjobs. this is the only gift i know i'm getting.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2006 1:28pm
i want a real live penguin to do my bidding. i will train him with nunchucks so he can be like the penguin immortalized in your illustration. i still need to get that framed so i can hang it up in my apartment.



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Dec 12,2006 1:40pm
A new liver would be grand.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 12,2006 1:43pm
dreadkill said:
i want a real live penguin to do my bidding. i will train him with nunchucks so he can be like the penguin immortalized in your illustration. i still need to get that framed so i can hang it up in my apartment.


when i have the time, i'm going to portraitize you in the form of a penguin.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 12,2006 1:44pm
nah only a grand...the Bush above, is a g, but you can get em for about 650-750



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Dec 12,2006 1:52pm
a new fuckin car.....



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2006 1:54pm
MarkFuckingRichards said:
dreadkill said:
i want a real live penguin to do my bidding. i will train him with nunchucks so he can be like the penguin immortalized in your illustration. i still need to get that framed so i can hang it up in my apartment.


when i have the time, i'm going to portraitize you in the form of a penguin.


that would be incredible



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Dec 12,2006 2:00pm
Mushrooms



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Dec 12,2006 2:02pm
HailAtWork said:
Mushrooms



What a surprise






toggletoggle post by SellOUTd0od at Dec 12,2006 2:02pm edited Dec 12,2006 2:03pm
I Want One Of These To Carry My Shit To Shows



toggletoggle post by SellOUTd0od at Dec 12,2006 2:05pm edited Dec 12,2006 2:05pm
I'd Proball End Up With This, If I Got That.



toggletoggle post by SellOUTd0od at Dec 12,2006 2:06pm
It's All About Outsmarting The System



toggletoggle post by Spaldino@werk at Dec 12,2006 2:12pm
96 Buick Roadmaster Estate wagon
twin turbo kit for said station wagon
beefed up 4L80E or T56 viper tranny for the wagon
long stretch of open road



toggletoggle post by Spaldino@werk at Dec 12,2006 2:16pm
oh, i forgot the Eaton posi rear end with a 3.73 rear gear...



toggletoggle post by Black_Metal_Lady at Dec 12,2006 2:20pm
I want a frozen condom covered in John Dwyer's sperm so I can impregnante myself with it. I want to give birth to the heir to the throne the almighty Maine Metal Scene! LOL!! Go listen to Stuck Mojo. Don't be razist!



toggletoggle post by RTTP_SWAT_TEAM at Dec 12,2006 2:22pm
Black_Metal_Lady said:
I want a frozen condom covered in John Dwyer's sperm so I can impregnante myself with it. I want to give birth to the heir to the throne the almighty Maine Metal Scene! LOL!! Go listen to Stuck Mojo. Don't be razist!



IMPOSTER!! GET IN TEH PADDYWAGON!! TEH PUNISHMENT 4 YOUR CRIMEZ WILL BE ANAL PENETRATION!!!



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Dec 12,2006 2:23pm
Spaldino@werk said:
96 Buick Roadmaster Estate wagon
twin turbo kit for said station wagon
beefed up 4L80E or T56 viper tranny for the wagon
long stretch of open road

12 seconds1/4 mile garunteed.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino@werk at Dec 12,2006 2:28pm
you can get 12's with those wagons with only 345 rwhp with 4.10s and a shift kit. that will be atleast 700 rwhp... i would be looking at 10's



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Dec 12,2006 2:32pm
Spaldino@werk said:
you can get 12's with those wagons with only 345 rwhp with 4.10s and a shift kit. that will be atleast 700 rwhp... i would be looking at 10's

Close enough.Wagons=awesome quick street cars.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino@werk at Dec 12,2006 2:46pm
only when they're GM wagons with LT1's or subaru wagons with the 2.0 turbo or 2.5 turbo... even a ford fairmont with a 5.0.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis nli at Dec 12,2006 2:46pm
1,000 gift card to Quiznos



toggletoggle post by Spaldino@werk at Dec 12,2006 2:48pm
Aegathis nli said:
1,000 gift card to Quiznos


sign me up!



toggletoggle post by nickyhelliot  at Dec 12,2006 3:11pm
A roland SP 404



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 12,2006 3:16pm
CaptainCleanoff said:
HailAtWork said:
Mushrooms



What a surprise





what a bullshit picture. how dare they disgrace the almighty Vader with a photo of that douche.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 12,2006 3:50pm
$1000 at quiznos?
at least you didn't say a $1000 LV purse

there are plenty other things I'd spend $1000 on



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 12,2006 3:58pm
I want an iPod, new boots, and new books.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 12,2006 4:56pm
A gun with one bullet.
A case of Mickey's Fine Lamt Liquor.
A case of Xanax.
Lots of cocaine.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2006 4:57pm
jesus kid owes you drugs



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 12,2006 4:58pm
Wow, no shit.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 12,2006 6:25pm
koala!!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2006 6:27pm
succubus said:
koala!!


they are mean little critters.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 12,2006 7:24pm
i still want one ! =)



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2006 7:24pm
it will bite your fingers off



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Dec 12,2006 7:44pm




I Want This!!



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Dec 12,2006 7:52pm
i wouldn't mind a nice new guitar, or some new recording equipment...
but christmas is all about giving right?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 12,2006 8:10pm
Dwellingsickness said:




I Want This!!


A couple of mounted 50 cals and a Lexan cockpit, would make that thing perfect!!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 12,2006 8:18pm
Just a good time. I'm not talking about sex. Just a good time would enough.



toggletoggle post by DeRtOxIa   at Dec 12,2006 8:23pm
I'm hopin' for a Creative Labs 30GB Zen Vision:M and a new stereo for my car with an aux input....fuck those FM transmitters. Oh yeah and I want a TV tuner card for my computer.



toggletoggle post by DeRtOxIa   at Dec 12,2006 8:30pm
oh yeah and i want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Dec 12,2006 8:41pm
You'll shoot yer eye out!!!



toggletoggle post by DeRtOxIa   at Dec 12,2006 9:05pm
oh fudge



toggletoggle post by Execution_Style at Dec 12,2006 11:18pm
I want to swing from meathooks like dead cow. Moo.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 12,2006 11:34pm
I had a red ryder.

I got my older daughter an iPod Nano today.
Shes gonna poop herself on xmas.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 12,2006 11:36pm
CaptainCleanoff said:


heeeeeeYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Dec 12,2006 11:37pm
i wanna get my dick sucked off



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 21,2006 7:21pm
koala!



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Dec 21,2006 7:38pm



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 21,2006 7:39pm
HAH!



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Dec 21,2006 7:43pm




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