Secretly gay?

I've been dating this shikse for two months, she's a nice Irish-Swedish girl with huge tits, and every time I see her half-Aryan face I just want to grab that big rubbery ass and fuck it until her eyes turn red. I can imagine the delicious vinegar-compost odor of her ordure on my cock and it turns me. I lie awake next to her sometimes, wondering if a quick enema of olive oil and my cock in her ass would disturb her... probably not because only goy girls make Jewish girls look like virgins.

But does ass-worship and butt-rending desires mean I'm a fag? I don't even know what Judaism says about fags. Probably you have to become Christian.

You're a fag either way. Pull a Kurt Cobain.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

nicely done :gold clap:

*golf

Wanting anal gets you the gas chamber.

i_am_not_me said:

HAHA, you are very Holocaust sensitive.

Oh, I know.

It still made me laugh, insensitive or not.

Kudos to you and your kin.

You met a girl, yeah fucking right. How anyone would want to listen to you speak for longer than two minutes is way over my head.
The truth is, this guy cut a hole in his old Garfield doll and is fucking it.
The answer to your question... Yes, you are gay. And no, no one cares, except for me... Too much comedic value.

I think you care for a different reason. Want to come over and we can re-string your guitar? Wax your porsche? Plug in your USB hub?