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returntothepit >> discuss >> Blackthrone is the best black metal band ever by BobNOMAAMRooney on Nov 26,2006 5:52am
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toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Nov 26,2006 5:53am edited Nov 26,2006 5:56am
How can you argue against these lyrics:

The world is becoming a very black
Prepare for our next attack
When you come with your panzers
We rise and shoot with panzerfausts
Then you die!

Black forces of evil!
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone
Infernal hordes of Satan!
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone

You can't live after we have killed you
Because you are then very necro and dead
Your panzer is to be broken after we've
risen with our panzerfausts

Dark evil Inferno men!
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone

Our defence-line is so thick
With the power of evil we attack and kill
You cannot do anything because we always have
our panzerfaust division Blackthrone ready

Dark evil Inferno men!
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone
Hellish outlaws from Satan's side
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone

Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone
Fistfucking the face of you
666 times in a day
Our defence-line is so thick
With the power of evil we attack and kill
Your tanks will be broken always

and

Every time this year. People live in fear. Horrible voices they hear. Funeral death is near. From the darkness he comes. Every human runs. Slaying priests and nuns. This town is haunted by Hans Gruber. Evil eyes. Vampire teeth. Long filthy moustache. Hairy feet. When the fog is covering the streets. You shall all shit on your sheets. You shall all be put to death by the Funeral Death.

We'll goatbomb the earth to create a pole-shift. Where the north-pole shall be relocated in the mountain of Heinäpää. We'll make you cry urine just because we can. We'll rewrite the bible and fill it with totalitarian goatcore propaganda. Blackthrone generation rise. We're taking back the scene. Heard enough of your bullshit. Now your face is going to take a hit from my fist. All you posers talking shit. You will be dealt with. You better watch your backs. Because you never know when Blackthrone attacks. Evil men with evil will. Going out for a kill. After all these years. Blackthrone rules. Every poser fears. Today and tomorrow. Blackthrone bullets the blue sky. Today and tomorrow. Blackthrone Never Die.



HAIL OUR LORD



toggletoggle post by annnonymous at Nov 26,2006 6:41am
What's amazing is that the same Finnish buttfags who've been on their "anti-Blackthrone / anti-Suffering Jesus" rampage were fawning over that dork Joel "Tres Cool" Grind and Toxic Holocaust. So much for their "elitist" credibility.



toggletoggle post by GoatOfCatalyst at Nov 26,2006 11:22am
I have NO clue what the fuck this is referring to.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Nov 27,2006 6:30am
SKY IS BLACK (AND SATAN)



toggletoggle post by annnonymous at Nov 27,2006 7:07am
GoatOfCatalyst said:
I have NO clue what the fuck this is referring to.


What a shocker. Stay away from Metal.



toggletoggle post by GoatOfCatalyst at Nov 27,2006 7:43am
annnonymous said:
GoatOfCatalyst said:
I have NO clue what the fuck this is referring to.


What a shocker. Stay away from Metal.


I'LL FUCK YOUR MOUTH!!!



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Nov 27,2006 11:12am
What the hell is wrong with Toxic Holocaust all of the sudden?



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Nov 27,2006 11:20am
"You can't live after we have killed you"

HAHAHAHA!!



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