School Girl Knife Fight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcdvITLSz5A

"Why are they making me hate metal?" - Peruvian Tony

Its to bad nobody has copyrighted the open chugga chugga, they could be making a killing sueing bands right now.

make em say uggggggggggh

hahaha, that guy with the Les Paul has a cutoff polo shirt. hahahahaaaaa

They should just call themselves Diet Bury your Dead.

When I saw the bandname and song title on the opening card, I was like, "sweet, someone's finally made a joke band parodying metalcore". Then it kept going, and I was like, holy shit, these idiots are actually serious.

Then the video stopped because my connection dropped, and it was the coolest thing to happen in the last 0:46.

i blame all of you for this.

That's legitimate.

I blame Myspace and Fidel Castro.

oh no, this problem started WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY before myspace.

at least blame friendster.

Whatever, babes.

I blame facebook.

i blame earth crisis

I blame all of victory records.

i hope this is a "joke" band.

i blame joke bands

xanonymousx said:

They're all a joke bands until victory offers them a record deal.

I blame Rich Horror.

i guess not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs4bkmuNbLA
i thought it was actually a video of girls frighting wth a knife

i still think dead to fall is a joke band.

RichHorror said:

i blame suicide silence.

I dunno what that is but ok

I still think every band after 1990 is a joke band.

I am before 1990

I am the CEO of 1990

i don't either.

ha, the fat guy with the cutoff polo shirt means it has to be a joke band.

i want to do this to all these bands
http://www.youtube.com/v/amWWsbLI_XE

xanonymousx said:

i would fucking rail the bejeebus outta that broad

isn't that end it all?

thegreatspaldino said:

id prolly come back and hit her with my car

I think she likes it in the fanny

I want to start an actual parody metalcore chug band.

people actually enjoy this garbage? Oh well.

from youtube comments:

"idontcareanymore is the only cool one or any one that agrees with him, huggaz is gay to, listen to what you like fags
and i like this, its talent unlike gay pianio music where you sit on your ass or rap were you make up words and talk about drugs on a record beat, try playing the guitar like this and not messing up, or the drums, vocals or anything"

the comments from the people praising this video are hillarious.

Cecchini said:

yeah... i fucking ripped that guy's comment a new asshole

Too bad nobody cares what you think.....
Hey, someone had to tell you.

chris_from_shit_fuck said:

Yeah, in case you've noticed, death metal and black metal have now joined punk rock in being recombinant crap for morons.

How bout Smore metal?
The real problem is people sub-sub-genre-ing metal.
"I like black metal, I like tan metal, I like mall galleria metal......"
Shut up.

Black metal is distinct from all other forms of metal except where practiced by morons. Maybe we need fewer morons.

anonymousteinberg said:

that should be nominated as the new planetary slogan

I SUPPORT THE MORON HOLOCAUST

Great! We can start with you.

OK, let's go head to head on IQ tests. If my score is higher than yours, you die. Otherwise, I die. Clear?

infoterror said:


yes you are my little negress. you must got some perdy lips

Oy, ze racism... Israeli metal rises while you morons stagnate. Learn yiddish now!

anonymousteinberg said:

y'know, as long as you heebie jeebies keep it kosher and separate your METAL from your CORE, this gentile will take no issues with it

protocol on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Pk_ANxj2I

Kevord said:

Wait, no breakdowns? Now you've gone to far. Metal has gots to got the groove. All blast = poo.

Nu-metal is perfect for those with fallen testosterone levels and a high tolerance for boredom.

thats it... i'm gonna start writing pop music for bitches and money. i dub the new genre: $Core

there is nothing wrong with breakdowns as long as they arent the same "jugga jigga wugga" over and over. well placed breakdowns are awesome.

KeithMutiny said:

Truth.

i come for the wuggas...but stay for the jigga juggas

KeithMutiny said:


As a transplant originally from the x315x scene I must disagree. Yeah EC wasn't the best band ever, but it isn't their fault that we have whitebelt-core bands exploding all over the place. After all, the kids that are playing this shite today were about 11 years old when Earth Crisis broke up.

xanonymousx said:


Me, too! I was expecting lots of lame slapping and hair-pulling.