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returntothepit >> discuss >> self-induced lobotomy huh by litacore on Oct 31,2003 11:11am
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toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 31,2003 11:11am
this for real or did he just find Jesus or something?

IMPALED
following a complete self-administered lobotomy, guitarist / vocalist
Andrew LaBarre has been forced to take leave from his duties in the
hallowed halls of St. Julien's Hospital, bringing his tenure in Impaled to
an abrupt end

GUITARIST / VOCALIST wanted – Impaled seeks a suitable replacement for Andrew LaBarre - all applicants must be adept in the art of soloing,
willing to travel to a great number of symposiums and be able to pick
music up quickly – contact: impaled@impaled.info



toggletoggle post by University of Joe McNamara at Oct 31,2003 11:12am
i hope to God it's real.
that would be hilarious



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 31,2003 11:22am
yeah i got that email too....

w t f ?



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Oct 31,2003 11:24am
What is he a fuckin' idiot??



toggletoggle post by University of Joe McNamara at Oct 31,2003 11:25am
Hoser said:
What is he a fuckin' idiot??


that depends, does he have poop in his ass?



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Oct 31,2003 11:25am
probably a humorous reason to cover up the real reason why he left i'd say.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 31,2003 11:27am
probably just heroin withdrawl or some shit, i dunno. self-lobomotizing is a bigger challenge than the pentatonic scale.



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