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returntothepit >> discuss >> So who bought the K-Fed album? by anonymous on Nov 1,2006 6:52am
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toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 1,2006 6:52am
I can't buy it yet, but I put it on my wish list at amazon.com. It's toping the charts at #3,742, so it must be amazing!

Track listing:
1. World Is Mine
2. America's Most Hated
3. Snap
4. Lose Control
5. Dance with a Pimp - Kevin Federline,
6. Privilege
7. Crazy - Kevin Federline, Britney Spears
8. League of My Own
9. Playing with Fire
10. Caught Up
11. Kept on Talkin'
12. Middle Finger [Hidden Track]

here are a couple of the reviews so you can see what I mean:

"7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

This album cured my club foot and my Parkinson's
November 1, 2006
Reviewer: nashBridges (Hippity Hoppityville) - See all my reviews
It's a miracle! K-Fed is so talented that after a single listen my club foot righted itself and my shaking from second stage parkinson's was reduced to just a small tremble! Kevin Federline is truly the second coming of Christ. Buy this album!"

Wow! huh?

"7 of 18 people found the following review helpful:

Only once in a lifetime does a musical star shine so bright,
November 1, 2006
Reviewer: J. Chevalier (Smithville, MO) - See all my reviews

Today I went out and bought this album. My CD player in my car thanked me as soon as I inserted the cd. I turned the stereo up to full blast, and all the people were staring at me and thinking "Dang, that guy is pimpin" I am so blessed to be living in the era of Federline. My grandpa had Lawrence Welk, my dad had the Beatles, and I have Federline."

http://www.amazon.com/Playing-Fire-Kevin-F...104-0980891-8341505?ie=UTF8&s=music










toggletoggle post by NateTheWAR at Nov 1,2006 8:13am
This asshole is the second coming of Vanilla Ice



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 1,2006 8:46am
NateTheWAR said:
This asshole is the second coming of Vanilla Ice



I have way more respect for Vanilla Ice.




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 1,2006 10:39am
NateTheWAR said:
This asshole is the second coming of Vanilla Ice


no way man, Ice was the man back in the day and everyone knows it. FedEx is the running joke of America.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Nov 1,2006 6:42pm





I was slacking and missed this thread.......sorry



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 1,2006 10:58pm
What a bunch of CRAP!!! You people must like Enimem too right? Kfed is a LOSER!!! Dont support rapCRAP people. Its the Anti-Metal..



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 1,2006 10:59pm
FuckIsMySignature said:
NateTheWAR said:
This asshole is the second coming of Vanilla Ice



I have way more respect for Vanilla Ice.




At least Vanilla Ice was white and sounded white when he rapped lol!!!



toggletoggle post by V-Ice at Nov 1,2006 11:25pm
at least I had a hit!



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Nov 2,2006 9:09am



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 2,2006 9:20am
James Lipton is my hero.



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz in nyc at Nov 2,2006 9:49am
Yeah, the K Fed album came out through SonyBMG. I'm so proud.



toggletoggle post by Egon at Nov 2,2006 5:28pm
Buy it? Shit I preordered it. I should be getting my K-Fed CD and signed 8 x 10 any day now (I opted for the cheapest slowest mail possible).



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Nov 2,2006 5:33pm
sony what they hell...
lets see if 'k-fed' got any record sales from being on the wwf.
john cena has better 'rhymes' then this knuncklehead



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Nov 2,2006 5:36pm
anonymous said:
What a bunch of CRAP!!! You people must like Enimem too right? Kfed is a LOSER!!! Dont support rapCRAP people. Its the Anti-Metal..


its really not the anti-metal if the 'gang bangers' don't like it....



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Nov 2,2006 6:30pm
Yeah, we have the John Cena record, too...



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Nov 2,2006 7:20pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUwxyNwOeeI

but the cena record wasn't put out by sony... there is a difference



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Nov 7,2006 5:44pm



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 7,2006 5:51pm
Keith Mutiny not only bought this, but did backing tracks on, 'Do my gay ass'.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 7,2006 6:01pm
Could he possibly try to sound more like EMINEM?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 7,2006 6:03pm
You seriously didnt listen to that tripe, did you?????



toggletoggle post by anonymousteinberg at Nov 8,2006 11:40pm
K-Fed is pure black metal \m/



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 8,2006 11:50pm
the reviews on this piece of shit are cracking me the fuck up.

check this out, taken straight from the amazon link:

This former back-up dancer
Now known as Mr. Spears
Has brought us the worst album
To be released in years

Though he thinks he's Eminem
He's more Vanilla Ice
And after you've heard this one once
You wouldn't hear it twice

Just listen to the lyrics
And see if you agree
These are the worst songs ever "sung"
In all of history

The first single is "Lose Control"
A track that should be tossed
I would suggest this album
Be avoided at all cost

Maybe next year on April 1
(You'll get two for a buck)
Buy \'em for an All Fool's joke
and watch your pals upchuck



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Nov 9,2006 9:42am edited Nov 9,2006 9:43am
That cracked you up?



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Nov 9,2006 10:32am edited Nov 9,2006 10:32am
I thought the whole point was that the album was going to be so terrible that everyone will buy it up out of irony and K-Fed will make money.

I haven't believed this guy was serious once (would have made it even more funny if he was).



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Nov 9,2006 11:22am
DrinkHardThrashHard said:
I thought the whole point was that the album was going to be so terrible that everyone will buy it up out of irony and K-Fed will make money.

I haven't believed this guy was serious once (would have made it even more funny if he was).


You don't think he's taking himself seriously? I do... for my own amusement, I like to think that some people out there are just THAT lame. It helps me sleep at night to know that there's always someone like K-Fed to laugh at while he thinks he's making it big riding on some washed up pop-tart's coat tails.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 9,2006 11:39am
I garauntee you this becomes the new music-to-like-to-be-ironic of the douchebag nation.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Nov 9,2006 11:54am
Granny_Monster said:
DrinkHardThrashHard said:
I thought the whole point was that the album was going to be so terrible that everyone will buy it up out of irony and K-Fed will make money.

I haven't believed this guy was serious once (would have made it even more funny if he was).


You don't think he's taking himself seriously? I do... for my own amusement, I like to think that some people out there are just THAT lame. It helps me sleep at night to know that there's always someone like K-Fed to laugh at while he thinks he's making it big riding on some washed up pop-tart's coat tails.


I still think he's doing it on purpose. Just watch the eyes whenever he does a K-Fed appearance or whatever. I'm not saying he isn't really lame, but he's cashing in on being lame. Obviously he wouldn't have even scored a deal if it wasn't an irony money train.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 9,2006 12:49pm
i dont know man, i really think he is that delusional. i guarantee he was given the deal for that reason, but i am willing to bet he truly believes that he is the greatest thing out now.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Nov 9,2006 12:49pm
What's even funnier is that due to a soundscan error Ron Artest's album sold a grand total of one copies



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Nov 9,2006 12:50pm



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