besides posting here anonymously to promote his new book of recipes.

Chris Barnes is the new racism.

someone's going to be out of a job.
someone we all know.

blue said:

i heard he was smoking a cock stuffed with pot while hiding from seth putnam and wearing flip flops.

pam said:

Or the new homophobia, since we all know he's deep in the closet of denial.

Does he really post here anonymously?

probably buying new jesus sandals. his must be worn out.

He was begging for money at the Embalmer show in New Bedford, and dancing with his friends The World's Tallest Jawa and Michael J. Fox.

he should replace is voicebox with one of those vocal machines that throat cancer people use. it would definitely up his game. although its possible that he already did and its just defective. Check the batteries Chris!

the thing i dont get is how can he be so self-diluted that he doesnt hear how bad his voice sounds?

add hearing aids to that list

and being so short that he doesnt have to get on his knees to suck a schlong

oh and...


SSSSSSSSSSSSSNAKES!

There's a pro bowler named Chris Barnes.