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returntothepit >> discuss >> Showtime's: Dexter by powerkok on Oct 3,2006 2:24pm
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toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 3,2006 2:24pm
Just saw the pilot.
Pretty cool show, anyone else see this yet?
Micheal C. Hall (from HBO's Six Feet Under) is a blood splatter analysist, that moonlights as a serial killer.
I like.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Oct 3,2006 2:38pm
Dexter is the name of my cat.



toggletoggle post by Notorious_D.U.G. at Oct 9,2006 7:06pm
This show is fucking awesome! I watched 3 episodes this weekend on the Showtime free preview. Now I'm pissed that I don't get Showtime anymore. I knew i'd like the show but now I'm totally gay for it. True story.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 9,2006 8:47pm
well he played a REALLY REALLY gay guy in SFU



toggletoggle post by Notorious_D.U.G. at Oct 9,2006 10:26pm
never liked that show.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 9,2006 11:49pm
too gay, right?



toggletoggle post by Notorious_D.U.G. at Oct 10,2006 6:14am
hardyharhar. you got me pegged kid. bravo. no. The premise did nothing for me.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 1,2007 11:45am
This show rules.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Dec 1,2007 11:52am
seconded
i have season 1 and 3 episodes from season 2 on my server if intersted



toggletoggle post by Fuck_Logging_In_NLI at Dec 1,2007 11:59am
sucks.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 1,2007 12:38pm
i love this show... only got to see the first two episodes of this season so far though.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Dec 1,2007 1:11pm
Jon and I literally just finished watching the first season. So awesome.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Dec 1,2007 7:08pm
Great show.
And I'd fuck Dex's sister silly.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Dec 1,2007 9:02pm
yea she is bangin... but that chick from rehab was better



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Dec 1,2007 9:02pm
not rehab... aa



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 2,2007 10:36am
na



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Dec 2,2007 10:55am
sxealex said:
seconded
i have season 1 and 3 episodes from season 2 on my server if intersted


yes!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 2,2007 10:58am edited Dec 2,2007 11:00am



toggletoggle post by iamadouche at Dec 2,2007 2:04pm
when my room mate brought home the dexter season one box set i was glued to the screen. it fucked me all up. i seriously considered a long term serial killing plan. i've always hated most of the sheeple around me with their fat kids and their busy lives. dexter brought me into focus. i'm glad i haven't killed(humans) yet because i'm sure i'll try to do it right when i do. unless it's one of those"" sorry i ran over your little kid .. he just jumped out in front of the car"" or "" i hate you so much you fucking bitch why did i ever stick my dick in you{choke choke gurgle gurgle....[deathe rattle]}""... and i would tear that sister UP YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmm mmm that some stupid chick booty!!!!



toggletoggle post by iamadouche at Dec 2,2007 2:06pm
i told my boss that i might serial kill one day



toggletoggle post by iamadouche at Dec 2,2007 2:06pm
six feet under.........gay



toggletoggle post by iamadouche at Dec 2,2007 2:11pm
i would fuck his sister so hard, like i'm trying to break my own penis off inside of her.



toggletoggle post by iamadouche at Dec 2,2007 2:16pm
i had a girl friend who liked to get choked during sex, her "saftey word" was"banana". and we would also troll for 3-ways with hot bi-chicks. mmm mmm the good old days. a friend of mine was tagging this chic from hampton beach who liked closed fisted punches to the face!!!!!! FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by iamadouche at Dec 2,2007 2:17pm
hooker addiction



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 2,2007 4:43pm
Why is everyone infatuated with Dexter's sister? I hope her and her fucked up, crooked, bird-lipped, retard-mouth die.



toggletoggle post by lazandynli at Dec 2,2007 5:50pm
Great show. And I believe the chick that plays his sister was also the chick who played Emily Rose in "The Exorcism of Emily Rose".



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 2,2007 6:30pm
dexter's sister and that lila broad are both hideous. i don't like them at all.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Dec 2,2007 7:46pm
She was in Emily Rose.
She is good looking in a real way.
She's a girl you could see walking around any day and think you'd have a serious chance with her.
Plus, she has a lil crazy in her eyes that screams, "I'm a messed up whore behind closed doors"



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 2,2007 7:48pm
she is gorse



toggletoggle post by iamadouche-nli at Dec 3,2007 12:54am
messed p crazy chic secret sex fiend eyes awww yeah.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 3,2007 9:23am
Yeah, she's not real hot, but she looks like she would be up for a vicious scrogging.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 3,2007 4:18pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
Why is everyone infatuated with Dexter's sister? I hope her and her fucked up, crooked, bird-lipped, retard-mouth die.


She talks out of one side of her mouth...it's weird.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 3,2007 4:20pm
to each their own, i guess.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 3,2007 5:04pm
ahaha vicious scrogging is now permanently part of my vocabulary



toggletoggle post by iamadouche at Dec 4,2007 1:08pm
vicious scrog! yeah!



toggletoggle post by iamadouche at Dec 4,2007 1:10pm
not hot in "marry you" hot. just a good olde hate fuck!



toggletoggle post by iamadouche at Dec 4,2007 1:11pm
"sex fight" your wife or girlfriend.
"hate fuck" some bitch.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 4,2007 1:21pm
My parents would be proud that my BA in English is utilized only to coin snazzy off-color catch phrases such as "vicious scrogging".



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 18,2007 3:07am
Just saw the season 2 finale. Fucking awesome.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 18,2007 3:32am
i enjoyed the ending. this season wasn't as good as the first, but was still really awesome and better than pretty much everything else on tv.



toggletoggle post by timma at Oct 25,2010 9:23am
Just started watching this show last night thanks to my fancy new Netflix account. Seems pretty good so far.

I can't tell if Dexter's sister is hot, or just oddly attractive.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 25,2010 10:03am
she's only hot from certain angles. otherwise she looks like a skeleton.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 25,2010 10:03am
thats not say i wouldnt....


... jump her bones.




YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 25,2010 10:15am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
she's only hot from certain angles. otherwise she looks like a skeleton.


She needs to get some fucking lips. Making out with her must be like making out with a frying pan.



toggletoggle post by timma at Oct 25,2010 10:49am
Hahaha, awesome.

I dunno, she's got this weird thing going on with here eyes. It's like a non-Asian Lucy Liu lazy eye but not kinda thing.

She should've just stayed in the whore outfit for the entire series, and we wouldn't even be having this conversation.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 25,2010 11:10am



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 25,2010 11:13am
i'm pretty sure he's actually married to her in real life too.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 25,2010 11:28am edited Oct 25,2010 11:29am
Yup, they're married




toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Oct 25,2010 12:15pm
best non-comedy show on tv imo



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 25,2010 1:59pm
oscarct said[orig][quote]
best show on tv is The Wire


Fixed.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 25,2010 2:01pm
her shoulders piss me off too. and no tits.



toggletoggle post by soap opera's are gay at Oct 25,2010 2:06pm
you're all gay.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 25,2010 2:07pm
your arrested



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 25,2010 2:10pm
I got into this for a few episodes until I figured out that this was a nu-metal soap opera.



toggletoggle post by timma at Oct 25,2010 2:10pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
her shoulders piss me off too. and no tits.


Ah, that must be it...I agree. Well played.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 25,2010 2:14pm
David Fisher FTW.




toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 25,2010 2:14pm edited Oct 25,2010 2:14pm
that show, on the other hand, rules.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Oct 25,2010 3:42pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
oscarct said[orig][quote]
best show on tv is The Wire


Fixed.


Besto show on tv that I have actually watched..dexter...

I have the wire coming through netflix..



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Oct 25,2010 3:46pm
this season is probably the worst yet, but nothing could top last season. lithgow took that show to another plane of amazingness.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 25,2010 3:55pm
Backed. Lithgow plays an excellent creep.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 25,2010 4:02pm
DreadKill said[orig][quote]
this season is probably the worst yet, but nothing could top last season. lithgow took that show to another plane of amazingness.


JLA ftw.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Oct 26,2010 2:16pm
It's ok so far but it's taking too long to take off. Next week should provide some good entertainment.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 26,2010 2:38pm
julia stiles gives me boner timez



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Sep 20,2011 1:21pm
Just finished the first season... seems like I'm late to the party, good show though. Was really hoping that his sister would die in the first season, and people tell me that she still isn't dead :(



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Sep 20,2011 1:29pm
His sister sucks. The first season is by far the best... IMHO its all downhill from there. I haven\'t watched past season 3 or so...



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Sep 20,2011 1:32pm
She reminds me of so many cumtwats I know. I don't like to be degrading to women but fuck. If she was my sister, I'd be a total sociopath too (instead of partial)



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 20,2011 1:32pm
First four seasons were great IMO. In fact, the way season 4 ended was genius.

Last season, not so much



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 20,2011 1:37pm
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
First four seasons were great IMO. In fact, the way season 4 ended was genius.

Last season, not so much


season 4 was one of the best seasons of TV ever. season 5 was a huge letdown and momentum killer. they need to end this series soon instead of dragging it out and making it shitty.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 20,2011 1:38pm
only JLA is real



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 20,2011 1:40pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
only JLA is real

JLA = Bova



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Oct 31,2011 8:53pm
did he kill rita or did trinity?

sorry im new(ish) to this show and trying to catch up...



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 31,2011 8:57pm edited Oct 31,2011 8:58pm
I just started watching season 5 tonight. Season 4 was really good, but it made me realize how unnecessary Angel's role is. If you deleted him from the show, it wouldn't really affect anything. Still unsure about the Rita death. The neighbor is currently a suspect.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Oct 31,2011 9:13pm
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
did he kill rita or did trinity?

sorry im new(ish) to this show and trying to catch up...
Trinity killed Rita. It was his final fuck you yo Dexter.



toggletoggle post by mikefrommaine at Oct 31,2011 11:06pm
So how do people feel about the new season? I think it's an improvement over the last couple, even though i enjoyed those, too. I like how there's multiple plot angles going on and it isn't afraid to be a little more out there.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Oct 31,2011 11:21pm




In the latest episode the tech tells Masuka that he has installed a porn scrubber. My wife said " you know what Masuka's computer without porn is? A typewriter"








toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 31,2011 11:32pm



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Nov 1,2011 7:47am
NO TALKING ABOUT SEASON 6 YET...

I'm only 1/2 thru season 5.



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan  at Nov 1,2011 10:36am
Awesome season so far. I'm waiting for all these separate plotlines to come crashing together sooner or later. Also waiting on/hoping for Deb to be offed, but I think I'm gonna be fucked there.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 14,2012 11:40am edited Feb 14,2012 11:43am
I just got caught up with this show and finished the 6th season last night. Next season should be interesting since Deb and Dex are now awkwardly divorced IRL, and the sexual tension just came to a pinnacle in the script. In interviews, they said it hasn't been weird since they're usually not in the same scene together, but I sincerely hope they end up incestually hatefucking over the corpse of Tom Hanks' son in 7x01.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Feb 14,2012 11:48am
Deb will be killed off next season. I can see it coming a mile away.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 14,2012 11:49am
I wouldn't doubt that the upcoming season will be the last. Honestly, where do you go after Deb finds out what Dexter is?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 14,2012 12:02pm
Yeah, she's too prude to be cool with him being a serial killer. Or maybe she goes batshit insane after realizing that the only men she loves are killers. I can see it going a bunch of different ways, but they all involve her getting written out of the script. Really pissed that Batista didn't get killed in the housefire though. He contributes NOTHING to the show.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Feb 14,2012 12:13pm
i read somewhere that there are definitely 2 more seasons...i dont know where the fuck they can go with this.

Unless Deb starts helping him kill people.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 12:14pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]

Unless Deb starts helping him kill people.

I've never seen this show but this was my guess from reading the last few posts.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 14,2012 12:16pm
...except that they've stuck by Deb being all about the worth of life. While I think that would be pretty interesting, it would completely go against the story they've already laid out.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Feb 14,2012 12:16pm
no one contributes anything to the show except Dexter, Deb (kinda) and Masuka.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 14,2012 1:34pm
JLA or GTFO



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 14,2012 1:56pm
JLA FO LYFE



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 17,2012 3:00pm
This is so retarded:



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 17,2012 3:00pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
This is so retarded:
Agreed, that was probably the most foolish thing they've ever done on that show.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 17,2012 3:02pm


Y U NO APOCAPLYPSE??!!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 17,2012 3:09pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]

I say he dead

Y U NO APOCAPLYPSE??!!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 10,2012 12:57pm
Anyone watching the new season? I'm so pissed that Deb and Dex haven't fucked yet.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Oct 10,2012 12:59pm
i saw the season premier...

is this gonna be the final season? i hope so.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Oct 10,2012 1:00pm
I think they're signed on for two seasons. Have enjoyed this season so far.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 10,2012 1:26pm
I started the last season (the one that just came out on Netflix). Jumped the shark IMO, won't be watching more.



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan  at Oct 10,2012 7:07pm
It's been alright so far. Still holding out hope that the aforementioned Deb/Dex fucking will take place sooner rather than later.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 10,2012 9:12pm
The John lithgow's Ass season was one of my favorite seasons of any show ever, but the last two seasons have been lackluster. The new season is a little better but doesn't compare to the first four seasons. I really wish they had decided to end it this season instead of dragging its sorry ass through an eighth season.



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Oct 11,2012 10:12am
This season premier pretty much blows. I feel like at some point this show just got really boring.



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