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returntothepit >> discuss >> Mythbusters+Death Metal+Peas= kewl kewl else. by powerkok on Sep 27,2006 10:51pm
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toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 27,2006 10:51pm
Long story short....they have 6 greenhouses....the one that played death metal 24/7 grew larger and produced more peas than all the rest (classical, nothing, negative vocabulary, positive vocabulary)

Moral of the story:
Death metal pwns.


P.S.
I find myself actually SAYING 'and everything kewl kewl else', out loud, on occassion.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 27,2006 10:52pm
what did they play for death metal?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 27,2006 10:54pm
SIX FEET UNDER and SLIPKNOT, of corpse!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 27,2006 10:54pm
They didnt say or even show a small clip or anything, but they actually said 'death metal', so it was probably Slayer or Rob Zombie.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 27,2006 10:54pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
SIX FEET UNDER and SLIPKNOT, of corpse!


hah beat me to it by seconds!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 27,2006 10:57pm
it was vital remains and you could see the plants growing with each blast beat in dechristianize



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 27,2006 10:58pm edited Sep 27,2006 10:58pm
Because they take 1 song and play it twice and call it a 9 minute epic?




toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 27,2006 10:59pm
that's a true statement

that just seemed as a hilarious visual to me though

good song though



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 27,2006 11:00pm
hahahahaha....the harmonies in the end of that song are so worth it tho.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 27,2006 11:01pm
us 3 are on each other waves man....are either of you stoned too?



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 27,2006 11:01pm
by the end do you mean both middle and end?



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 27,2006 11:02pm
wish i was...i spent a lot of my money on a chicken mcnugget eating contest though



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 27,2006 11:02pm
ya, basically the last 5 minutes...hahahahahaha.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 27,2006 11:03pm
But you crushed the opposition, right?
How many BeakNuggets did you inhale?



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 27,2006 11:04pm
i came in second with 55...i tried to warm up by eating a little bit beforehand but the 2 22oz. killians i had with said warmup might have been my downfall as i wasn't that hungry when i started

the winner got 67



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 27,2006 11:06pm
Fuck.
That is alot of Shitbird.
and Sinew.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 27,2006 11:07pm
the goal was to eat 100 in 90 minutes and after all that i was fairly certain it was physically impossible...i don't know how those crazy asians do it but they can in like 10 or something ridiculous



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 27,2006 11:13pm
that is insane.
Tomorrow, your shitlog is gonna be creepy.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 27,2006 11:14pm
nah we did this on friday, which is where about a 3rd of my check went because the bastards who competed with me didn't contribute a dime *shakes fist*



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 27,2006 11:16pm
At least you were stoned then?



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 27,2006 11:18pm
that's a given...none of us would have made it that far if it weren't for the pot



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 27,2006 11:25pm
I am drinking too much whiskey since I had a bad day, I should break out the pipe and toke up too.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 27,2006 11:26pm
always a good decision



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 28,2006 11:05am
powerkok said:
Shitbird


Someone's been watching The Wire.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 28,2006 11:07am
powerkok said:
Long story short....they have 6 greenhouses....the one that played death metal 24/7 grew larger and produced more peas than all the rest (classical, nothing, negative vocabulary, positive vocabulary)

Moral of the story:
Death metal pwns.


P.S.
I find myself actually SAYING 'and everything kewl kewl else', out loud, on occassion.


This myth bothered me. In order to mimic the myth that talking to plants helps them grow, they recorded themselves talking and played it in the greenhouse all day. That is stupid considering another big myth is that talking to your plants makes them grow better because you are blowing carbon dioxide all over them.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 28,2006 11:11am
either way, i think we can all agree that they have the best job in the world



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 28,2006 11:38am
SacreligionNLI said:
either way, i think we can all agree that they have the best job in the world


You could have a job sucking off hobo cocks all day and it would still be the best job in the world as long as you worked with Kari Byron.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 28,2006 11:44am
If I was a pea plant, and the singer of Vital Remains told me to grow.... I'd better fucking grow.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 28,2006 12:08pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
You could have a job sucking off hobo cocks all day and it would still be the best job in the world as long as you worked with Kari Byron.


i was thinking more along the lines of blowing up and destroying shit all day while building crazy contraptions...but yes that is an added bonus



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 28,2006 3:36pm
sacreligion said:
i came in second with 55...i tried to warm up by eating a little bit beforehand but the 2 22oz. killians i had with said warmup might have been my downfall as i wasn't that hungry when i started

the winner got 67


you can make any excuse you want. you were done long before 55, but continued to stuff them in. beer would have made your stomach work faster, thats what carbonated liquid does. its impossible, i firmly believe that. Chris only did 67, and he is a remorseless eating machine.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 28,2006 4:17pm
it's no excuse, it's sound logic

heavy beer fills you up more than a regular carbonated beverage



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 29,2006 10:47am
its not sound, beer whets your appetite, especially heavier ones. Guiness mostly.



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