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New site? Maybe some day.
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Long story short....they have 6 greenhouses....the one that played death metal 24/7 grew larger and produced more peas than all the rest (classical, nothing, negative vocabulary, positive vocabulary)
Moral of the story:
Death metal pwns.
P.S.
I find myself actually SAYING 'and everything kewl kewl else', out loud, on occassion. |
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what did they play for death metal? |
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SIX FEET UNDER and SLIPKNOT, of corpse!
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They didnt say or even show a small clip or anything, but they actually said 'death metal', so it was probably Slayer or Rob Zombie. |
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AUTOPSY_666 said: SIX FEET UNDER and SLIPKNOT, of corpse!
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hah beat me to it by seconds! |
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it was vital remains and you could see the plants growing with each blast beat in dechristianize |
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Because they take 1 song and play it twice and call it a 9 minute epic?
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that's a true statement
that just seemed as a hilarious visual to me though
good song though |
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hahahahaha....the harmonies in the end of that song are so worth it tho.
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us 3 are on each other waves man....are either of you stoned too? |
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by the end do you mean both middle and end? |
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wish i was...i spent a lot of my money on a chicken mcnugget eating contest though |
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ya, basically the last 5 minutes...hahahahahaha. |
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But you crushed the opposition, right?
How many BeakNuggets did you inhale? |
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i came in second with 55...i tried to warm up by eating a little bit beforehand but the 2 22oz. killians i had with said warmup might have been my downfall as i wasn't that hungry when i started
the winner got 67 |
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Fuck.
That is alot of Shitbird.
and Sinew. |
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the goal was to eat 100 in 90 minutes and after all that i was fairly certain it was physically impossible...i don't know how those crazy asians do it but they can in like 10 or something ridiculous |
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that is insane.
Tomorrow, your shitlog is gonna be creepy. |
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nah we did this on friday, which is where about a 3rd of my check went because the bastards who competed with me didn't contribute a dime *shakes fist* |
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At least you were stoned then? |
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that's a given...none of us would have made it that far if it weren't for the pot |
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I am drinking too much whiskey since I had a bad day, I should break out the pipe and toke up too.
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powerkok said:
Someone's been watching The Wire. |
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powerkok said: Long story short....they have 6 greenhouses....the one that played death metal 24/7 grew larger and produced more peas than all the rest (classical, nothing, negative vocabulary, positive vocabulary)
Moral of the story:
Death metal pwns.
P.S.
I find myself actually SAYING 'and everything kewl kewl else', out loud, on occassion. |
This myth bothered me. In order to mimic the myth that talking to plants helps them grow, they recorded themselves talking and played it in the greenhouse all day. That is stupid considering another big myth is that talking to your plants makes them grow better because you are blowing carbon dioxide all over them. |
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either way, i think we can all agree that they have the best job in the world |
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SacreligionNLI said: either way, i think we can all agree that they have the best job in the world |
You could have a job sucking off hobo cocks all day and it would still be the best job in the world as long as you worked with Kari Byron. |
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If I was a pea plant, and the singer of Vital Remains told me to grow.... I'd better fucking grow. |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: You could have a job sucking off hobo cocks all day and it would still be the best job in the world as long as you worked with Kari Byron. |
i was thinking more along the lines of blowing up and destroying shit all day while building crazy contraptions...but yes that is an added bonus |
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sacreligion said: i came in second with 55...i tried to warm up by eating a little bit beforehand but the 2 22oz. killians i had with said warmup might have been my downfall as i wasn't that hungry when i started
the winner got 67 |
you can make any excuse you want. you were done long before 55, but continued to stuff them in. beer would have made your stomach work faster, thats what carbonated liquid does. its impossible, i firmly believe that. Chris only did 67, and he is a remorseless eating machine. |
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it's no excuse, it's sound logic
heavy beer fills you up more than a regular carbonated beverage |
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its not sound, beer whets your appetite, especially heavier ones. Guiness mostly. |
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