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returntothepit >> discuss >> I want to bury this broad by xmikex on Sep 25,2006 3:11pm
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 25,2006 3:11pm
bury her alive in cement behind an abortion clinic and unload a dump truck full of unborn babies on top of it. She's 35 pounds of dead weight, a rude stuck up douchebomb, and a social retard the likes of which I've never met. And all her friends are bridge trolls.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...n=user.viewprofile&friendid=8203415

I'm composing a blog about this girl. Give me inspiration.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Sep 25,2006 3:12pm
Let her know that her VAG smells like the inside of a bums asshole.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 25,2006 3:17pm
Is there any particular reason? Or just because she's a feminist? (albeit a seemingly very dim-witted one)



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 25,2006 3:18pm
personally, i prefer pullover, they're usually more diesel in terms of insulation



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 25,2006 3:18pm
how the hell did this end up in this thread? that's weird



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 26,2006 9:14am
SacreligionNLI said:
personally, i prefer pullover, they're usually more diesel in terms of insulation


hmmmm..... interesting take.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 26,2006 9:22am
yeah i dont know how to explain that one



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 26,2006 9:27am
You should track her down and cut up her face.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 26,2006 9:46am
she needs a pullover



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 26,2006 10:44am
dreadkill said:
she needs a pullover


I'd like to pull her entrails over her big ugly forehead.

Seriously here's what happened:

I went to a bar with a bunch of friends. A friend of a friend came and brought this girl with her. She spent the whole night butting into other people's conversations just to pick fights. I tried to crack a joke with her and be a friendly d00d (like you would with say...... a normal person) and I got the attitude of all attitudes from her that ended with her saying I'm lucky she chose not to "mess with me". I shrugged it off because I was having a good time. She also told my friend (who was having a civil conversation with her) that he was an idiot because he never went to college (she went to grad school in Ireland... OOOoooOooo). The night ended with her trying to ignore my drunk friend screaming "fuck you" in her ear for 10 minutes and pointing out that he had scrawled FUCK YOU in the table with arrows pointing to her. She also ordered the yuppiest goofiest drink I've ever seen in my life, under paid for it, and went out of her way to tell the waitress that she wasn't leaving a tip.

I wouldn't give a shit, but I know this girl's type. She thinks she's got yet another story under her belt that she can brag to her friends with about what a bitch she is and how she one-upped a bunch of strangers. Anyone who's read my stuff before knows that I can tell a story too. I hope her fiance reads it and leaves her at the altar.



toggletoggle post by ???????? at Sep 26,2006 11:11am
can someone post a pic of this chick on here. I cant see myspace because my work blocks it.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 26,2006 11:13am



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 26,2006 11:13am



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 26,2006 11:18am
xmikex said:
I went to a bar with a bunch of friends.





toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 26,2006 11:20am




That's a horrifying likeness.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 26,2006 11:25am



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 26,2006 11:27am edited Sep 26,2006 11:28am
I just edited the picture above so that it looks like this other one in her myspace. (This one's not photoshopped)...




toggletoggle post by anonymous at Sep 26,2006 11:43am
So why exactly wouldn't she "mess with you"???



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 26,2006 11:44am
It might distract her from getting a three-pointer.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 26,2006 12:15pm
I gave her the nickname Papercuts. My girlfriend pointed out that if anyone tried to get a blowjob from that girl her skinny lips, and bony face would cut your dick to shreds. Hence therefore: PAPERCUTS.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 26,2006 12:17pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:


WHO CAN OUT DO MIKE???? that's an open challenge



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Sep 26,2006 2:39pm
RichHorror said:
It might distract her from getting a three-pointer.


Hands-down funniest part of this thread

Gheorge Muresan, fuck yah



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 26,2006 2:44pm
It's even funnier because Gheorge Muresan had only 1 three point attempt in his whole career.

and he missed it.



toggletoggle post by cav at Sep 26,2006 3:47pm
dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 26,2006 3:48pm
This girl is what the Mutant Registration Act is all about.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Sep 26,2006 3:52pm
SacreligionNLI said:
personally, i prefer pullover, they're usually more diesel in terms of insulation


ha ha ha, that is weird!

so who is this numb cunt anyways?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Sep 26,2006 3:57pm
if you're lucky, she won't cluck on and on about feminism, and if she really likes you, she'll spare you from being messed with.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Sep 26,2006 3:58pm
and by feminism i mean empowerment through dildos. BOOOOOO!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 26,2006 3:59pm
i like the part about mike's friend writing fuck you on the table with arrows pointing to the girl. that's hilarious.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 26,2006 4:42pm
cav said:
dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart.





toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Sep 26,2006 4:43pm
ha ha ha



toggletoggle post by Allah That at Sep 26,2006 4:56pm
Rag on sleater kinney.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 26,2006 6:04pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
cav said:
dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart.




IT'S A TRAP!



toggletoggle post by Paris Clinton at Sep 26,2006 6:08pm
vote for me.



toggletoggle post by rhys the disciple at Sep 26,2006 7:04pm
some of my finest work




toggletoggle post by Allah That at Sep 26,2006 7:16pm
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toggletoggle post by Allah That at Sep 26,2006 7:16pm
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toggletoggle post by Allah That at Sep 26,2006 7:16pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^FUCK^^^^^^^^^^^^YOU^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 26,2006 7:35pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 26,2006 8:55pm
VEINS



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 26,2006 8:56pm
You guys wanna know what's even funnier? She used to sell dildos.

You can't make that up



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 26,2006 10:00pm
honestly mike, i think it is great that you have to deal with people like this. consider it a blessing, because not many people get to tell hilarious stories about these sort of encounters. keep up the good work. you're baking laughter for the children. tee hee.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 26,2006 10:10pm
xmikex said:
You guys wanna know what's even funnier? She used to sell dildos.

You can't make that up


Are you shitting me?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 26,2006 10:15pm
I just laughed so hard at those pictures.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 26,2006 10:21pm
bitch looks like a chihuahua



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 26,2006 10:23pm
Hey...I would totally sell dildos. That'd be fun.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 26,2006 10:24pm
pam said:
Hey...I would totally smell dildos. That'd be fun.





toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 26,2006 11:41pm
children are our most important natural resource



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Sep 27,2006 12:27am
xmikex said:
I'm composing a blog about this girl. Give me inspiration.


DRAMA ADDICT
WHINE LIKE A PEDOPHILE IN SOLITARY
YOU CRY BUT
YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE THE COLLAPSE OF THE OIL BASED ECONOMY

EUGENICS NOW
R.I.P.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 27,2006 9:00am
SERENITY NOW!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 27,2006 10:46am
keep der race pure practice eugenics!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 30,2006 10:59am
PACHYDERM DELIGHT




toggletoggle post by everpessimistnow  at Oct 30,2006 11:20am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:



i don't think this got the appreciation it deserved.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 30,2006 11:44am
everpessimistnow said:
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:



i don't think this got the appreciation it deserved.


Thanks, my company spent a lot of money paying me for the time I used to make that.



toggletoggle post by everpessimistnow  at Oct 30,2006 11:55am
well it was worth every penny, hahaha.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Oct 30,2006 3:41pm
xmikex said:
PACHYDERM DELIGHT



They look like faggots.



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Oct 30,2006 4:16pm
pam said:
Hey...I would totally sell dildos. That'd be fun.


Although I see nothing wrong with selling dildos, I think I'd pass. There are some people who use 'em that you just don't wanna know about, you know?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 30,2006 11:40pm
xmikex said:
And all her friends are bridge trolls.





toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 30,2006 11:44pm
ConquerTheBaphomet said:
xmikex said:
PACHYDERM DELIGHT




Who're those dudes with her?




toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Oct 30,2006 11:47pm edited Oct 30,2006 11:47pm
explain to her the effects of makeup and how she should never use it because it might increase the chances of her reproducing.



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Oct 31,2006 12:11am
cav said:
dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart.


i actually thought this girl was cute until you pointed that out. now when i look at her she looks like an alien.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Oct 31,2006 7:28am
tbone_r said:
cav said:
dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart.


i actually thought this girl was cute until you pointed that out. now when i look at her she looks like an alien.


I'd still fuck her mouth. Then punch her in it.




toggletoggle post by babyshakernotloggedin at Oct 31,2006 7:48am
some one should let her know theres a ton of people bashing her and her man freinds online then the hilarity of her trying to defend herself on a message board will insue



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Nov 1,2006 3:28pm
THAT IS NOT A FOREARM, IT'S A FIVEARM





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