What do you think of them?

Last weekend the bf and i went to the ATM a few times in hopes of getting some...but no luck.

and tonight...i went to the ATM and poof ALL new $20 and serial numbers were sequential.

I had friends who got real good at counterfitting bills using certificate paper, a scanner and a printer. We'd break 5's, 10's and 20's in dark and busy bars and get real cash back. Evidently they (were married) and made a bad drug deal using bills with all the same numbers. The new bills make think of them. I'd show up at their apt and there would be piles of fake bills all over the place like dirty laundry. It was fucking unreal.

I saw one the other day.
they look queer

They arent as cool looking as I thought. I heard them being described as peach, so I am picturing a bill that is completely peace, not a green bill that looks like someone spilled tea in the middle.

It'd be better if you said "someone spilled pee in the middle."

looks more like a drag queen wiped their face on it.

*insert disappointment here*
my bank had only those only $20 bills that only work 1/2 as well.

the_reverend said:

Pardon?

um.. obviously, the new bills don't work as well as the old bills.
duh! otherwise the "new bills" would just be called "bills" and not "new bills"
it's like how when something is bigger than something else or the version # on it is higher, that is is obviously better.
case:
aol 8.0 < aol 9.0 < aol 10.0
os 8 < os 9 < OSX
win95 < win98 < winme < winxp

where did you go to school?
definitely not in a new and improved school.

aol 8.0 = aol 9.0 = aol 10.0 =
os 8 < os 9 < OSX <
win95 < win98 < winme > winxp <

the_reverend said:

Oh, I am sorry, I was thrown off by your satanic sentence of death. It had 3 "only"s in it! I believe one was meant to be "old".

Rev's a hardcore only addict.

no, I can stop only time I want.

Face it. You've got a problem. You're a duck. Don't question it. Just accept it and move on.

what's that sticking out of that thing that looks like a banana?

DeOdiumMortis said:

the reverend:

Best fucking quote ever! Personally though, I think my satanic sentence of death comment was pretty good too. Here is a template guys:

Satanic [insert word here] of [one of following words: death, rape, sodomy, blasphemy]

Rev, you should put that up there with Link, Image, Email, etc. Call it "Ret's template". It would fucking kick ass and take over the world and sodomize the virgin mary...

i'm special, i finally saw a new bill today at work...

i was in canada for two weeks.... i only saw them on the news.... :(

retzam said:


Seriously Rev, do it man! Do it for like 2 days or something to see how many people use it! Haha, yeah, look at me everyone, telling the Rev what to do. Someone shoot me.

PS: Seriously man!

bendover

yeah so...already counterfeiting them

http://money.cnn.com/2003/10/29/pf/debt/co...nterfeit_20_found/index.htm?cnn=yes

and in Brockton, MA


go Massssss

the_reverend said:

If you make the template I will bendover all you want.

the new 20's are a step closer to electronic money(they're a joke they look gay like canadian money) and total social control... bend over rover and let uncle sam takeover

2cool said:

I am a loather of a four leaf clover.