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returntothepit >> discuss >> Possibly the nuttiest bitch I've ever spoken to. by RichHorror on Aug 31,2006 11:56am
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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 31,2006 11:56am
BUZZ!!!
----: hello
----: good day rich
----: how are u
----: ?
----: talk to me
Rich: Hi.
----: how are u
Rich: Ok... who's this?
----: i am stella
----: i am from maryland
----: talk to me rich
BUZZ!!!
Rich: Are you naked?
----: no
Rich: I only talk to nude women.
----: why most i be naked
----: why ?
Rich: It keeps the voices at bay.
----: yes
----: but that does not realy mean
----: we can still talk
----: well rich i will be very happy if u can just tell me morething about u ?
Rich: I'm a millionaire playboy.
----: oh
----: so where do u stay ?
----: are u single
Rich: In my room. Yes.
----: what is ur real name ?
----: where?
Rich: My real name is the one you've been calling me. My room is in my apartment.
----: okay
----: Rich
----: what a wonderfull name
----: do u stay at Somerville?
Rich: Yes.
----: okay
----: well i stay a Airlington
----: are u single ?
Rich: Yes.
----: how come u are still singel and u are 29 years old?
Rich: I ask myself that question every night before crying myself to sleep.
----: oh
----: so have u found the special one to stay with now
----: well i am also singel
----: i am just 27
Rich: No. No one is special.
Rich: The ASPCA took my one true love away.
----: how....?
----: who?
Rich: That's a little personal, don't you think?
Rich: Let's just say I have a surplus of rawhide chews.
----: okay
----: well i am also single looking for that specia one to stay with
Rich: I see.
----: yes
----: i am a student
----: studing to become nurse
Rich: A dog nurse?
----: no
----: lol......
Rich: Oh, too bad.
Rich: I like dogs.
Rich: A LOT.
----: i am not a dog nurse
----: okay
Rich: Hey, we can't all be perfect.
----: Rich are u ready for marry now
----: yes
Rich: Who's Mary? Does she have a pedigree?
----: no
----: mary is the mother of jesus
Rich: Oh. That's ok. I don't mind slumming,
----: okay
----: i wiill like to no u more better
----: can u plz tell me more things about u
Rich: Well, ok.
Rich: But first, I have to ask you a question.
----: what?
Rich: Do you know what 'knotting' is?
----: what tell me ?
BUZZ!!!
Rich: It means to be penetrated by a dog's penis and the dog-human sex act. It refers to how a dogs' penis swells and enlarges after ejaculating causing the dog to get stuck until the swelling subsides.
----: so are u telling me now that u have like a dog penins
----: ?
Rich: Ha, I wish.
----: pray for that
----: okay
Rich: Yes, I ask Jesus for one nightly.
----: okay
----: well Rich i just love the way u talk to me
----: how i wich u could be the one i have been looking for
----: ?
Rich: Ok.
----: but i dont no if u can be ?
Rich: Um, alright.
----: can u be
----: that is why i ask u if u are ready
Rich: I don't know, do you have your papers?
----: what papers?
Rich: You know, proving your pedigree.
Rich: It's always been my dream to have a bitch in the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
Rich: Also, send me pictures of your tits.
Rich: Thanks.
----: okay
----: u need my pics
Rich: Yes. As do all my friends.
Rich: I have to make sure I'm making the right choice here.
----: okay
----: are u there ?
----: can i send it as a file ?
Rich: Sure.
----: accept it
BUZZ!!!
Rich: I'm not seeing anything to accept.
----: okay
----: can u see me biside
Rich: Yes.
----: that is my pics
Rich: But you have clothes on, despite being previously warned.
----: i toid u i am not naked
----: dont u like it?
Rich: Well, get naked.
Rich: I have bad vision. I can't see clothing, only skin.
----: dont u like it?
----: oh that is when i get to ur house
----: that is the only time u can see my naked
Rich: Well, that's not going to work.
Rich: I don't buy the car without taking it out for a spin first.
----: what do u mean
----: well if i no u better i can send u my naked pics okay
Rich: I have lots of money. That's all you need to know.
----: i am not after what u have
----: okay i am not asking u for money
Rich: That's all I am.
Rich: Money and dog penis.
----: u mean u give money to dog
----: well can we be friend?
Rich: I have to see your breasts to know.
----: i said time we tell better
Rich: I will read the answer in the bumps on your nipples.
----: lol.....
----: so Rich let see if u will be the one i have been loking for
----: are u there ?
Rich: Yes.
----: why are u not talking ?
Rich: I'm petting a pretty puppy.
----: okay
----: i will see ur puppy one day
Rich: I can't talk to you if I haven't seen you naked. Only then will I be able to trust you enough to speak.
----: so u mean u cant talk to me until u see my nake d
----: okay i will try send it down to u
----: my recent pics
----: that will be latter
Rich: Just do it now.
----: i have not scann them
Rich: Don't talk to me until you have.
----: when will u be online again
Rich: I have to stick my penis in a jar of peanut butter now.
----: okay can u come to my house then?
Rich: Do you have any pets?
----: no
Rich: Then no.
----: i will get one if u will come to my house?
----: well rich i have to go now okay
Rich: Ok.
Rich: I love fucking dogs.
Rich: Bye.
----: ok bye



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 31,2006 12:01pm
Hahahaha. I have 2 yellow labs you can date -- they are both quite horny and not fixed. You just can't play tug of war with them as it will fuck up their hunt training / delivery of birds. If you paint your junk like a training bumper, it should be a grand 'ol time.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 31,2006 12:02pm
I'll be by at three.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Aug 31,2006 12:05pm
thank fuck i read the whole thing. it was well worth it. hahaha



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Aug 31,2006 12:09pm
she sounds like tons of fun though. you need to go to her house with a couple of rotweilers and a few steaks, some rope and you're set to go.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 31,2006 12:11pm
As long as she gets her citizenship, she doesn't care.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 31,2006 12:18pm
if she's a nutty bitch post her IM and people will harrass her
hahaha



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 31,2006 12:19pm
Carina, please. I'm a gentleman.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 31,2006 1:26pm
All I am is money and dog penis.



toggletoggle post by iren_the_viking   at Aug 31,2006 3:08pm
it sounds like some guy who wants to turn you into a lampshade trying to lure you in



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 31,2006 4:56pm
No, she's obviously trying to marry her way to US citizenship.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 31,2006 5:24pm



toggletoggle post by ct b0rderpatrol at Aug 31,2006 5:24pm
you might've changed her mind on coming over here



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 31,2006 5:27pm
This proves you wrong--

Rich: Do you know what 'knotting' is?
----: what tell me ?
BUZZ!!!
Rich: It means to be penetrated by a dog's penis and the dog-human sex act. It refers to how a dogs' penis swells and enlarges after ejaculating causing the dog to get stuck until the swelling subsides.
----: so are u telling me now that u have like a dog penins
----: ?
Rich: Ha, I wish.
----: pray for that
----: okay
Rich: Yes, I ask Jesus for one nightly.
----: okay
----: well Rich i just love the way u talk to me



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 4,2006 6:30am
----: hello
Rich: Hi.
----: what r u doin?
Rich: Skinning a rabbit.
Rich: Not for food or anything, just for fun.
----: so u want to cook it and eat it ?
Rich: No, not really.
----: ok
Rich: It was just spreading lies about me.
----: so why did u catch it thern
Rich: It accused me of stealing.
----: how can a rabit do that
----: does rabit talk
----: ?????????////
Rich: With it's mind.
----: that is not true
----: well rich i am in small problem
----: so plz can u help me out of this ?
Rich: It is true.
Rich: It's still screaming.
Rich: What's the problem.
----: all about my store
Rich: Do you sell money?
Rich: At the money store?
----: my store has been closs down for about 2weeks now all bcos i did not pay for my lent
----: no
----: i sell goods
Rich: Dead goods.
Rich: ?
Rich: ?
----: i want u to help me with money
Rich: And dig penis.
Rich: DOG.
Rich: That is.
----: i sell dog
Rich: Are they sparkling converationalists?
----: yes
----: can u help me ?
Rich: I have 37 stretch socks.
Rich: Will that help?
----: i no
----: can u help me with some money ?
Rich: I know money
Rich: It's made of paper and colors
----: what?
----: yes
----: so can u help me with it ?
Rich: I just did.
Rich: Poof.




toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 4,2006 12:00pm
haha what the christ.

YOU CANNOT SEE MY NAKED! AAAAHHHH!!!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 4,2006 12:02pm
I am the greatest person that has ever lived.



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Nov 4,2006 12:05pm
Ha ha ha! This just made my day!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 4,2006 12:07pm
RichHorror said:
I am the greatest person that has ever lived.


i will back this statement, fully.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 4,2006 12:10pm
I don't get it. What part of this is supposed to be funny?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 5,2006 5:48pm
rich horror is why i love the internet.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 5,2006 6:12pm
RICH!
I command you to send me this bitches AIM!
I must screw with her head.
"that is the only time u can see my naked"
lol

This is priceless.
And yes, you are the greatest person to ever live.



toggletoggle post by mcmahon  at Nov 5,2006 10:51pm
rich, set me up with her sister.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 7,2006 3:07pm
Dankill said:
RICH!
I command you to send me this bitches AIM!
I must screw with her head.
"that is the only time u can see my naked"
lol

This is priceless.
And yes, you are the greatest person to ever live.


Do you have Yahoo messenger? That's where she dwells.

Yes, I know.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 7,2006 3:08pm
mcmahon said:
rich, set me up with her sister.


I want to be set up with my sister.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Nov 7,2006 3:09pm
this is all made up, rich horror is the false messiah

his tales are second rate hustler magazine leftovers for the fox generation.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 7,2006 3:10pm
I am Penthouse Forum incarnate.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Nov 7,2006 3:11pm
RichHorror said:
I am Penthouse Forum incarnate.


FALSE !



toggletoggle post by mcmahon  at Nov 7,2006 3:18pm
i want more rich horror campfire stories.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Nov 7,2006 5:21pm
If it's all made up Rich is even more of a comic genius.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Nov 7,2006 5:36pm
Kevord said:
If it's all made up Rich is even more of a comic genius.


here some sarcasm take two and dont call back



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 7,2006 5:38pm
Boys, don't fight over me.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 7,2006 11:10pm
I do i think
I've just rarely used it
Send it to me on myspace so the mayhem can begin



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