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returntothepit >> discuss >> News Article: father of the year - jumps from balcony with 2 kids by the_reverend on Aug 18,2006 10:18am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2006 10:18am



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Aug 18,2006 10:24am
"But dad, Michael Jackson didn't go through with it!"



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Aug 18,2006 10:25am
what a cocksucker



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2006 10:30am
I skimmed it, but it doesn't say how far they fell.



toggletoggle post by VoidExpression  at Aug 18,2006 11:39am
4 stories



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2006 12:05pm
wow... he must have landed on them. I know in a 2 story fall, you have a 50/50 chance.
I'm going to guess that your chances of surviving a 4-story fall is about 10%. in college a girl jumped out of a 6th story window my last year. she survived the landing and laid there for like an hour before she was found and taken to the hospital where she died.



toggletoggle post by VoidExpression  at Aug 18,2006 12:50pm
Yeah, the little girl only broke her arm so they must have used the little boy as a cushion. I like how this quote reads like it was attributed to the hospital director:

"I feel that once he recovers and understands what he has done he should commit suicide."



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 18,2006 12:54pm
VoidExpression said:
4 stories


"nigga fell fo stowries."



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