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returntothepit >> discuss >> Death Clock Metalocalypse... by AUTOPSY_666 on Aug 6,2006 11:43pm
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toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 6,2006 11:43pm
This is starting now!





toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 6,2006 11:46pm
Say huh?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 6,2006 11:48pm
The Death Metal cartoon.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 6,2006 11:49pm
"Do you like coffee?!"



toggletoggle post by DFTG at Aug 6,2006 11:49pm
I'm missing it



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 6,2006 11:52pm
I am pretty sure that someone will put it on YouTube.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 6,2006 11:57pm
Funny, but very short, under 12 minutes.



toggletoggle post by babyshaker not logged in at Aug 6,2006 11:58pm
it was pretty good that was the best deathmetal jingle for coffee ever



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 7,2006 12:00am
I Like how the stage was dropped and opened.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead nli at Aug 7,2006 12:38am
The fat kid with the beard that gets his face melted off with coffee, I swear that kid is at every show we've ever played.

The singer in the grocery store making announcements on the P.A.

This show is awesome.



toggletoggle post by Phillip nli at Aug 7,2006 12:45am
best.show.ever.

that solo in the Duncan Hills coffee jingle is so good

and the grocery store called Fintrolls



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toggletoggle post by litacore   at Aug 7,2006 12:50am
those are all over Youtube now. You don't even have have to wait until Sunday nights anymore (tune in anyway, so the show gets high Nielsen Ratings and Mike Lazzo lets them make more fucking seasons!)



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Aug 7,2006 1:20am
I actually thought it was pretty bad, Korgoth of Barbaria is far superior.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 7,2006 1:20am
"We are not selling out. We will make coffee metal. We will make everything metal."

ha! awesome.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 7,2006 1:20am
usually first episodes aren't the best. I hope they get funnier.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 7,2006 1:21am
damn, missed it



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Aug 7,2006 1:23am
Except for Venture Bros, which had a great first episode and has been the funniest show on TV since.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 7,2006 1:27am
hahahaha... the corpse references were funny



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Aug 7,2006 1:41am edited Aug 7,2006 1:42am
The devin townsend clone makes me laugh


the funny parts in this show come when i don't expect them...like when the guy just sort of pushes his head through the glass



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 7,2006 2:52am
I noticed Kirk Hammett and James Hetfield in the voices credits.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 7,2006 10:34am
i thought the funniest thing was when they dropped Dethklok from the sky and the stage missed the X and landed on the crowd. there were a few references in it, Deads suicide and Cannibal Corpse. good to see the creators have done their research. murderface, murderface, murderface



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 7,2006 10:42am
also it is imperative that there be an Immortal cameo



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 7,2006 11:03am
DrinkHardThrashHard said:
Except for Venture Bros, which had a great first episode and has been the funniest show on TV since.


Well, yeah. The trends don't really apply to Venture Bros. just because it's such a superior show.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Aug 7,2006 11:47am
There will be a lot of metal references in the show because Small (creator) is a metalhead, actually I think some of the guitar tracks in the show are actually him.



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Aug 7,2006 12:13pm
Larissa let me watch her copy (which is good, because I don't have cable...) Funny show! And congrats to Larissa for landing the front page of the Phoenix!!



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Aug 7,2006 12:17pm
yeah. especially the solos that are played sound like Brendan Smalls style.



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toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Aug 7,2006 1:06pm
It wasn't very funny but I suppose it has potential so long as it doesnt make a complete mockery of the genre in the process.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Aug 7,2006 1:35pm
Unfortunately it's well on its way to making that mockery.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 7,2006 2:28pm
I thought this show kind of ate it. The characters all ran together and the whole thing really went nowhere. Take a show like Aqua Teen for example: good diversity in characters - Frylock is the straight man, Shake is his foil, etc - it gives the jokes a sense of perspective, and while the plot may not go that far at least it goes SOMEWHERE.

I give this show a C- and that's being generous.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Aug 7,2006 3:01pm
i fuckin liked it



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 7,2006 3:13pm
look, you are having tampons in your shopping cart



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 7,2006 3:18pm
xmikex said:
I thought this show kind of ate it. The characters all ran together and the whole thing really went nowhere. Take a show like Aqua Teen for example: good diversity in characters - Frylock is the straight man, Shake is his foil, etc - it gives the jokes a sense of perspective, and while the plot may not go that far at least it goes SOMEWHERE.

I give this show a C- and that's being generous.


i would give it a chance. i enjoyed it but i see what you mean. it will be disappointing if after a few episodes you dont see some kind of character development. this has potential to be brilliant though.



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Aug 7,2006 3:18pm
hahaha, finally a cartoon making fun of black metal bands...it was slightly less retarded than I thought it would be...I noticed Hetfield and Hammett were in the voice credits and now I'm going nuts trying to figure out who they were.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 7,2006 3:19pm
I've never heard of this...this is great.



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Aug 7,2006 3:48pm
I'm pissed that I almost did not watch this show because the sunday telegraph likened the band in the show to such death metal acts as "korn, and linkin park with a little bit of metallic mixed in"

But I watched it and pissed when I saw fintroll's and how they played in the artic circle of norway.

they should introduce the nemesis's more, was that the pope? they should play a spoof on the whole Mayhem thing.



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Aug 7,2006 3:49pm
"from the green hills of colombiaaaaaaaaaaaaa"



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Aug 7,2006 4:54pm
hetfield and hammett were the guys who were interviewed at the artic circle coffee extravaganza. the missing eye guy and missing fingers guy



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Aug 7,2006 5:02pm
Sewn back together Wrong back together.



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Aug 7,2006 5:19pm
i'll give this show a fair chance. the premises of the upcoming episodes sounded pretty funny



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Aug 8,2006 12:58am
whatever, kids.

I think Aqua Teen sucks the big HAIRY ROOT.

Metal FOREVER



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Aug 8,2006 2:03am edited Aug 8,2006 2:16am
Aqua Teen is actually very clever. I appreciate it for its complete abstract insanity.

"Oh oh oh, I've got one. Why don't we call ourselves "Lets get off our *BEEP*ing asses and do something because my parole officer really loves it when I don't tell him that I spent my one day off dicking around on the *BEEP*ing moon!"

I'll give Dethklok a chance only because I watch Adult Swim so much that I won't be able to avoid it. I guess one the next Metalocalypse episodes involves them fighting trolls. Korgoth is a much more metal show though.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 8,2006 10:40am
yeah they have to write a death metal lullaby to stave off the rampaging troll. at least thats what i gathered.



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toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 8,2006 7:27pm
I saw five or so minutes of this and I thought it was funny. I didn't see the part with the Dead suicide reference though, how did they work it in there?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Aug 9,2006 9:45am
in the first scene. they talk about their previous chef's shotgun suicide.

It's a challenge, since they talk over one another and with bad English, but listen for the word 'hovercraft.'



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 9,2006 9:54am
Yeah, I watched it a couple times with the captions on, it is funnier when you can "get" what they're saying.

They say something like "he blew his brains in", "no, he blew his brains out, it made a great album cover" - something like that.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Aug 9,2006 12:27pm
Probably the case.



toggletoggle post by nickyhelliot  at Aug 9,2006 12:42pm edited Aug 9,2006 12:44pm
Korgoth is much more metal.

Fuck fintroll's haha.


It sounds like the guys from Group X are trying to make a metal show though, with the jumbled speech.

The fat guy pisses me off, but the devin townsend guy is hilarious "Hey chief this stuff good for soup"
"No-.."
"AAAHHH That's a yes."



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Aug 9,2006 1:58pm
I had high expectations on this and the show didn't meet them. I laughed a couple parts and I laughed even more on the new episode that hasn't aired yet but I still think the show as a whole is pretty week.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Aug 9,2006 1:59pm
Korgoth is just amazing.



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toggletoggle post by litacore   at Aug 12,2006 11:06am
Korgoth is just the pilot right now, but I hope there are more soon



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 12,2006 11:54am
http://www.darksoul7.com/

EXCLUSIVE: 3 NEW SONGS FROM DETHKLOK!

Awaken Mustakrakish
Birthday Dethday
Thunderhorse



toggletoggle post by htb at Aug 12,2006 11:55am
SCREEEEEEEM FOR THE CREAM!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 12,2006 1:13pm
thunderhorse is a good song...haha

i wanna cover it



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 12,2006 1:14pm
new episode was great. this show is so cool. MERMAIDER



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 12,2006 3:53pm
"what happened to your face"
"it's called metal, general"



toggletoggle post by Morbid_Mike at Aug 12,2006 4:06pm
Man Cartoons have sure come along way this shit's fuckin Brutal!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 12,2006 4:28pm
Man Cartoons?

Is that some specialized genre?



toggletoggle post by babyshaker not logged in at Aug 12,2006 7:40pm
hahahah "many years ago somthing grew inside your mother...that was you!!"



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Aug 13,2006 7:47pm
so who's gonna be the first band to cover deathklok songs?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 13,2006 7:50pm
Are there only 2 episodes so far? That's all I could find.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 13,2006 8:18pm
Number 2 is on tonight.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 14,2006 10:51pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Man Cartoons?

Is that some specialized genre?



Im just saying MAN! Man like Man o Man thats a sweet pair o' tits!



toggletoggle post by Morbid_Mike at Aug 14,2006 10:59pm
My bad for not laggin in!.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 14,2006 11:18pm
great show but not even close to ATHF and Venture Brothers



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toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 21,2006 1:20pm
last night's episode sucked ass



toggletoggle post by CNV at Aug 28,2006 11:45am
I finally saw it last night

I thought it was great



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 28,2006 12:07pm
last night's episode kicked ass



toggletoggle post by Afar at Aug 28,2006 12:15pm
Second episode was much better than the first. Getting the 3rd now.
http://www.mininova.org/tor/402676 -torrent with eps 1-3 and mp3s.



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Aug 28,2006 4:17pm
Saw the shows on youtube this weekend. Awesome. I love the sewn-together chef grabbed straight from Cannibal Corpse cover artwork.



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Aug 28,2006 4:18pm
I think should the creators REALLY need to change Murderface's voice though. I don't care if it's totally different and inconsistent with the first few episodes. His voice fucking sucks.



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Again?



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