I'm not talkin' low-flo toilets here either folks. I have an "Event Horizon" at least twice a week.

HA! Event horizon. I have been drinking to much lately so when I crap lately it looks like pong scum.

You know, I believe it's the drinking and subs that create this enertia-driven shit to pile up in my toilet every morning.

I'm off to get a sub a D'angelo's here in a bit. The poo will flow like wine tomorrow.

It would be safe to say that I shit like a small pony.

that only happens when i eat half a box of Frosted Mini-Wheats in one sitting. in about 12 hours, i have unstoppable gas and shit a monstrous pile.

I get it about 2-3 times a week. But I eat 3x the amount of a normal human being.

You see, Rudy, I thought my diet was regular. But apparently my intake is much more than I thought, you see. I scratch the water's surface all-too-much.

The real question is, when dont I??

sometimes it floats.

floating poo has a higher methane content than sinking poo, hence why it floats.

i thought it floated if you have more fat in your diet. i could be wrong.

nope, its the methane content, trust me I know, I am in a band with Hoser, the king of poop knowledge.