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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Druids by CNV on Jul 11,2006 3:34am
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toggletoggle post by CNV at Jul 11,2006 3:34am


The Original Masters of Europe

In pre christian Celt society the Druids (Occult philosophers and thinkers) were held in the highest regards much like what plato referred to in his masterpiece- The Republic.

Celts forever, Forever CELT!!!




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toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jul 11,2006 3:51am
it's a shame no one will ever know their secrets...whatever the fuck those crazy bastards were up to



toggletoggle post by CNV at Jul 11,2006 3:54am
I foresee an atavistic resurgence



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toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jul 11,2006 4:07am
there can't be a resurgence though...true druidry never had any written texts(if there were, they were destroyed). the actual ancient ways of the druids are lost forever, as their teachings were done orally

the lord of the rings is a true story, greece and rome are gondor and rohan, elves are druids, hobbits are northern europeans, dwarves are eastern europeans, mordor is the middle east

it makes sense i tell you



toggletoggle post by CNV at Jul 11,2006 4:09am



toggletoggle post by CNV at Jul 11,2006 4:10am
Ahhhh, you are wrong

It is in the blood line

I see it



toggletoggle post by CNV at Jul 11,2006 4:11am
Atavism is the correct term



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 11,2006 4:22am
i had never heard of atavism before...what an interesting read

it doesn't apply to knowledge though...perhaps the druids had inherent magical power that the scientific-minded humans of today don't possess and that could come back via some strange evolutionary path, but sadly the druidic teachings will still be lost, or excitingly recreated all over again



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 11,2006 4:24am
my bad, i just read further into that article and there is a hypothetical form of cultural atavism(they actually specifically use the early 90s scandinavian church burnings to illustrate their point)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atavism



toggletoggle post by Man_of_the_Century at Jul 11,2006 8:31am
All religion is bullshit, no matter what its called.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 11,2006 9:23am
The secrets of the druids...

BEHOLD!!!!

A RAZOR WITH THREE BLADES!!!!!!!!!!!

...fuck



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jul 11,2006 10:16am
As an aside note, they also kick ass in 3rd and 3.5 edition D&D.

Wild shape is a BEAST!



toggletoggle post by CNV at Jul 11,2006 1:27pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 11,2006 1:42pm
Opinion:

More badass.... Druids or Vikings?

discuss



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jul 11,2006 1:51pm
xmikex said:
Opinion:

More badass.... Druids or Vikings?

discuss


TYRANNOSAURUSES IN F-14s!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Man_of_the_Century at Jul 11,2006 1:51pm
Vikings! Vikings pillaged and raped and killed all day. All druids did was play with rocks.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jul 11,2006 1:52pm
TYRANNOSAURUSES IN F-14s!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Man_of_the_Century at Jul 11,2006 1:54pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
TYRANNOSAURUSES IN F-14s!!!!!!


They got those short little arms. How are they supposed to hit the missle buttons?



toggletoggle post by CNV at Jul 11,2006 1:55pm
xmikex said:
Opinion:

More badass.... Druids or Vikings?

discuss


Celts or Vikings

Druids were just a sect in Celt society

The Vikings sacked Ireland and bred with them

The Celts sacked Rome and Greece

Rome could never get over the fact they got smashed up by the Celts so they attacked small farm villages, hahaha




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 11,2006 1:55pm
I had a feeling this would be rediculous.. and I want happily surprised.
thank you bob.

stephen colbert just told me that if you want to get rid of druids, just cut down all the trees



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jul 11,2006 1:58pm
Varying Opinions on TRYANNOSAURUSES IN F-14s!!!!

RIGHT: THIS IS SOOOOO COOOL!

WRONG: This is so stupid.



toggletoggle post by Y Draig Goch at Jul 12,2006 2:38am
Druidry is very easy to bring back from the dead, sure all the teachings were oral, but who was the first teacher? Nature. Pretty much spend as much time thinking and trying to learn things about the earth and nature and you learn the things the druids knew. To become a druid it would take 20 years of intense learning and many years spent living as an animal would.

They still have this group in the UK called the circle of ovates, bards, and Druids, I don't know how legit it is but it is pretty big and old.

and as tot he viking/celt debate.

They are pretty muh equals. Vikings would go out and seek death, Celts would collect the heads of their enemies and mount them in their homes as ornaments.




toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jul 12,2006 5:59pm
i was referring to the actual practices and rites of the druids, it's pretty easy to determine what they believed about the world around them, but as far as ceremonies and spells and all that exaggerated jazz it'd be impossible to recreate

damn romans with their greed and lack of tolerance towards others

it amazes me how much of human history has been erased by humans



toggletoggle post by DJ Death at Jul 12,2006 10:03pm
Calvin and Hobbes Rules.



toggletoggle post by arilliusBM  at Jul 13,2006 3:08am
Fuck yes to the Druids and the Celts .. and fuck yes to Calvin and Hobbes.

My irish heritage goes back to when the Celts/Vikings lived in Wexford, Ireland (west fjord).



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 13,2006 3:16am
you have a family tree that goes back that far? mine was lost in the americanization of larangeo to lirange...then again there aren't more than 5 people that get along in my family at once



toggletoggle post by Y Draig Goch at Jul 14,2006 2:38am
If you're Irish and have red hair then there is a good chance you have viking ancestors. Red hair is one of the two gifts of the vikings to Ireland, the other is cities.



toggletoggle post by CNV at Jul 14,2006 3:49am
arilliusBM said:
Fuck yes to the Druids and the Celts .. and fuck yes to Calvin and Hobbes.

My irish heritage goes back to when the Celts/Vikings lived in Wexford, Ireland (west fjord).


I can trace my last name all the way back to Old Norse


Hámundr ( The protector )

England (Cheshire)- Hamlett

German- Hammond



toggletoggle post by arilliusBM  at Jul 14,2006 8:47am edited Jul 14,2006 8:51am
Y Draig Goch said:
If you're Irish and have red hair then there is a good chance you have viking ancestors.



My facial hair is reddish but I have brown hair. Who knows though, I have Swedish/Scottish/English in me too.

CNV said:
I can trace my last name all the way back to Old Norse

Excellent



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