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returntothepit >> discuss >> Looking for band members by XtoughX on Jul 8,2006 6:03am

post by XtoughX at Jul 8,2006 6:03am

Hey,

My I play guitar and or sing. I'm looking for other hardline straightedgers to start a band with. You must be straightedge and be completely hardline about it. If you see someone smoking or drinking at a show we fuck them up. Simple as that. Email me at XbrokenfacetomatchyouredgeX@yahoo.com if you are interested.

RESPECT

post by TheGreatSpaldino

at Jul 8,2006 6:22am

s00per kewl tuff d00d gai

post by XtoughX at Jul 8,2006 8:11am

You're damn right.

post by Anthony nli at Jul 8,2006 9:07am

this is a joke... right?

post by DrinkHardThrashHard

at Jul 8,2006 9:12am

What are you, Utah Hardline?

post by MadOakDevin

at Jul 8,2006 12:15pm

I'm interested in joining this band. I'm going to pull a strife and lie about being sxe tho, that's cool right.

post by thedeparted

at Jul 8,2006 12:21pm

im taking a shit right now, having sex and drinking a beer, with a lit cigar, wanna watch the show...

post by niccolai

at Jul 8,2006 12:27pm

While some girl you aren't married to is sucking you off.

post by thedeparted

at Jul 8,2006 12:30pm

hah, sorry that is key

post by thedeparted

at Jul 8,2006 12:33pm edited Jul 8,2006 12:36pm

i think these kids have it wrong, this is America, the land of the free, not Cuba.

YES

post by XtoughX at Jul 8,2006 2:00pm

This shit is for real. Bring your drunk ass around and you'll get a beatdown.

post by Scoracrasia

at Jul 8,2006 2:04pm

XtoughX said:

This shit is for real. Bring your drunk ass around and you'll get a beatdown.

Haha. You probably take it in the seat from junkies. All straightedgers are pent up pillow biters.
I know this shit is a joke anyway. Keep it coming, it is funny.

post by intricateprocess

at Jul 8,2006 2:31pm

XtoughX said:

haha thats awesome. there need to be at least a couple militant edge bands out there. i personally drink, but if you kicked my ass at a show,it'd be all good

post by luke not logged in at Jul 8,2006 2:32pm

you'll probably do real well at all the bars you'll be playing at

post by thedeparted

at Jul 8,2006 2:35pm

luke not logged in said:

you'll probably do real well at all the bars you'll be playing at

hah

Can I shove a cigarette up your cock?

post by Distrust-Kevin at Jul 8,2006 6:09pm

Sounds like your bands motto is already more imprtant to you than your music, and you haven't even started it yet.
You offer no description as to what and how you want to play your songs, so long as the members are willing to throw down at a moments notice in a parking lot cuz some dude is smoking a cigarette.
You are in essence asking people to fight for you, to hurt people for you, and possibly go to jail for you.

Who wants to go to jail for that shit? You are probably going to have a hard time finding people.
If u want your band members to be drug/alcohol free, thats fine.
But u are asking for so much more than that.

Just my 2 cents.

post by RichHorror

at Jul 8,2006 6:10pm

Everyone who thinks this guy is for real is an idiot.

post by Scoracrasia

at Jul 8,2006 6:14pm

RichHorror said:

Everyone who thinks this guy is for real is an idiot.

Exactly. Maybe it is you Rich, fucking with us. You straightedger you.

post by RichHorror

at Jul 8,2006 6:19pm

I would die for my edge.

post by powerkok

at Jul 8,2006 6:23pm

The movie 'The edge' was pretty neat, cuz a big fucker of a bear eats Micheal from Lost.
Fuck ya.

post by Scoracrasia

at Jul 8,2006 6:26pm

RichHorror said:

I would die for my edge.

You are wicked edgy nigga!!

post by Distrust-Kevin at Jul 8,2006 6:33pm

Oh so then this is a thread to make fun of "What if" guys? That's even more gay.

post by RichHorror

at Jul 8,2006 6:34pm

What If? was cool. Uatu is my nigga.

post by xanonymoshhxcdancerx at Jul 8,2006 6:52pm

i heard this guys guitar work and he sucks wihxc don't support xtoughx cause hes a weenie

post by crisis

at Jul 9,2006 3:52am

it'd be funny if a bus full of straight edged razor blades crashed into the stage at one of his shows, killing all bandmates!

post by XtoughX at Jul 9,2006 4:02am

Say what you want. I just found a drummer. If anyone knows Joey Numbers then you'll know not to fuck with us. You are either with us or against us.

Kill anyone with a beer in their hand
Cause if you drink you're not a man

post by PryoryofSyn

at Jul 12,2006 9:21pm

is this some kind of unfunny joke?

you're not a man unless you've been arrested for DUI, faggot!

post by PryoryofSyn

at Jul 12,2006 9:23pm

hahaha, I like how you started your msg with "My I play guitar"
shouldnt it say "OH MY! I play guitar! WOW!"

what an asshole

post by ConquerTheBaphomet

at Jul 12,2006 10:24pm

XtoughX said:

Shut up asswipe with your pathetic scene straight-edge bullshit.

post by xmikex at Jul 12,2006 10:38pm

XtoughX said:

If this is someone trying to drag Joe's name through the mud that's messed up. He's a totally polite kid who books shows, and helps kids out.

post by Rick Flair at Jul 13,2006 12:09am

Whoooooooooooo!!!

post by anonymous at Jul 13,2006 12:13am

what the fuck, Hardline straitedgers that is the dumbest thing i have everheard, how much dick do you suck?

post by Rick Flair at Jul 13,2006 12:15am

Wow, this thread proves how stupid everyone is on this board. Whooooooooooooo!!!

post by anonymous at Jul 13,2006 1:02am

XtoughX said:

Hey, I suck weenies

post by Rick Flair at Jul 13,2006 3:56am

I say Whoooooooooooo!!!

post by mikey_northshore at Mar 1,2008 3:30pm

If you see someone smoking or drinking at a show we fuck them up. Simple as that.

Go fuck your mother. Or, go fuck your mother AND move back to Russia you fucking loser.

post by ArrowHeadNLI at Mar 1,2008 3:35pm

WTF, did you really drag up a 2 year old thread to say fuck you to an obvious joke post?

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Mar 1,2008 3:37pm

mikey_northshore said	[orig][quote]
If you see someone smoking or drinking at a show we fuck them up. Simple as that. Go fuck your mother. Or, go fuck your mother AND move back to Russia you fucking loser.

Hey, this thread's back! Also, caress my balls slowly, motherfucker, I don't want to get a friction burn.

post by RichHorror

at Mar 1,2008 3:38pm

post by tyler nli at Mar 1,2008 4:02pm

i will seriously kill you if you smoke that cigarette

post by ouchdrummer

at Mar 13,2008 5:12pm

XtoughX said	[orig][quote]
This shit is for real. Bring your drunk ass around and you'll get a beatdown.

Please do us all a favor and make a thread with the shows you will be going to. You sound like a really cool guy.

post by path of resistance at Mar 13,2008 6:33pm

xXshits no joke yoxXx

i need a hug (

post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 13,2008 6:37pm

"the only straight edge i need is the one that cuts my cocaine."

post by Demogulatory at Apr 28,2008 11:13am

Hardline Straightedge is for fags and taint sniffers. Mommy, that bad man over there is smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer, oh fucking no!!

post by RichHorror

at Apr 28,2008 11:15am

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
"the only straight edge i need is the one that cuts my cocaine."

haha, I found a few of those the other day. I oughtta sell them shits.

post by XinsaneX at Apr 28,2008 12:16pm

Demogulatory said	[orig][quote]
Hardline Straightedge is for fags and taint sniffers. Mommy, that bad man over there is smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer, oh fucking no!!

Nah, there ain't no crying to your mother.

Cigarette=punch to the face
Beer=beatdown
Drugs=curb stomp

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Apr 28,2008 12:18pm

XinsaneX said

[orig][quote]

Demogulatory said	[orig][quote]
Hardline Straightedge is for fags and taint sniffers. Mommy, that bad man over there is smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer, oh fucking no!!

Nah, there ain't no crying to your mother.

Cigarette=punch to the face
Beer=beatdown
Drugs=curb stomp

All of the above = touched by an authority figure at an early age.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Apr 28,2008 12:18pm

Probably a scoutmaster.

post by xmikex at Apr 28,2008 12:25pm

what a huge surprise that this band never panned out.

post by SxEMoshSxE at Apr 28,2008 4:32pm

Hi Guys
I dont know what is so funnyu with this post. You people who do drugs and drink make me sick.
Ive been listening to Earth Crisis my whole life and live by the rules.
anyone who disagrees and get my brass knuckels into there skull.
REPRESNT

post by SxEMoshSxE at Apr 28,2008 4:52pm

FIGURED NO ONE WOULD RESPOND. YOU ALL ARE SCARED. SCARED LITTLE METAL KIDS WHO LIVE WITH THEIR MOMMIES.
SXE STILL LIVES ON, IN TRUE FORM.
COME TO ONE OF MY BANDS SHOWS AND ILL SHOW YOU WHATS UP.
IF I SEE ANYONE PUT ANY TOXIN IN THEIR BODY YOU LL GET A BEATDOWN
REPRESNT

post by RichHorror

at Apr 28,2008 5:02pm

Everyone who thought this was anything but a joke thread should chug some liquid drain-o.

post by SxEMoshSxE at Apr 28,2008 5:22pm

yea ok
ill make you cry like you were watching the end of titanic in a pit of cockroaches

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