I'd be able to take Suicide Girls a lot more seriously if those girls actually lived up to the name and committed suicide. That sort of poser-ship is nothing short of Joe Christianni-esque. Terrible.

But I was saying last night (to my Jew girlfriend) that there should be alternatives to Suicide Girls that are more aptly named. For instance...

Genocide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings holding cannisters of Zyklon B in bikinis.

Pesticide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings spraying eachother with powerful insecticides while in bikinis.

Ecocide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings committing acts of environmental neglect (spraying aerosol cans, not recycling, not cutting up soda can rings) and getting skin cancer from UV rays.... all done in bikinis.

Deicide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings pretending to listen to Deicide... aka Myspace.

Ethnocide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings of differing races fighting eachother. Bikinis optional.

Filicide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings killing their own children after being impregnated by the singer of Comeback Kid.

suicide girls, I thought their motto was getting changed to '"unique" means ugly'

xmikex said:

hahahahaha

xmikex said:

this one is my favorite

there was this big fat kid that went to my school. every day he wore the same thing.... huge yellow smiley face shirt, sparkley pajama pants, floppy wizard's cap. he was a gigantic eyesore. that's all i can think of when i see suicide girls. gigantic eyesores for the sake of having gigantic eyesores.

How about infanticide girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and piercings stabbing babies while wearing bondage costumes.

i would look at Homicide Girls: mediocre girls getting killed for being mediocre

suicide girls: killing boners since '00

or just... "looks-aside girls"

that whole "suicide girl" look is so nasty. i dont find girls as skinny and pale as a holocaust victim enticing at all. we played this show in this dudes backyard, and the place was crawling with them. it was an infestation. i got a sunburn from the reflection off of their disgustingly pale skin.

i like pale skinny girls with tattoos, honestly.

but its the fake thing that kills me.

glow in the dark skin and dreads. yeah beware of my raging semi.

KeithMutiny said:

unfortunately those 2 generally go hand in hand.

Yeti said:

agreed.

what "fake" thing?

I wish suicide girls would just commit suicide. That would make me happy.

I can see where you guys are coming from, but not all of us are that horrible.

So are you saying you aren't a headcase? Why do you advertise the fact you are one by saying "it seemed like a good idea at the time"? Sorry but SG=fugly

A woman that isn't a headcase? Highy amusing.

Granny, it sucks that they exploit people...I've heard too many horror stories...that's why i don't like them. nothing against you

anonymous said:

Because it did seem like a good idea at the time... ?

I'm not going to lie, I'm getting sick of a lot of shit that's going on and two years ago it all seemed very appealing... and fuck, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a headcase!

Granny_Monster said:

spray some pesticide or get the hell out

xmikex said:

That gave me a good chuckle.

wihxc are better than suicide girls

i think some of the SG girls are pretty good looking. i think they'd be better looking without the piercings or tatoos imo.

Can someone find out if science has actually been able to link a suicide girl's career with an uncle's roaming finger?

Granny_Monster said:

well, just so you know, I'd still fuck you no matter how much self esteem you have. just so long as you don't get fat. \'

Dankill said:

i'll wipe off the test tubes and get to work.

I don't think I'm asking too much in wanting people to live up to their names. I mean "xmikex" is a dumb name but it's totally substantiated: my name is mike, and i'm straightedge. "Suicide Girls" therefore should be in the act of committing, or already have committed suicide. Otherwise all you can call it is "Just Girls" and even then I'm a bit suspicious what with specimens like Cheesasaurus over here:


Separated at birth? You be the judge.

aaaaaahahahha... Cheesasaurus

holy shit

davefromthegrave said:


Ha ha ha... thanks, that makes it all worthwhile.

i bet that raised your self esteem for a good five minutes.

Granny_Monster said:

isn't there a wet t-shirt contest somewhere you should be losing? Throw some styrofoam out your car window or get the hell out.

www.ecocidegirls.com

Suicide Grills

hahahaha, wow.

boo hoo someone hasn't complimented you on your lower backpiece or sweet fake blood picture for 2 hours. its a sad sad world we live in.

anonymous said:

What, you don't like BBQ?

Anyone that doesn't like BBQ is a fucking queer.

bbq is the tits. ugly girls just suck.

I know someone who likes barbeque.....

LAY OFF ME I'M STARVIN!!

name: cheeseasaurus
from: cheesequake, NJ
hobbies: RIDING THE CHEESEWAVE, D00D
favorite music: 18 visions, bane

personal quote: "i come in 5 cheese medley, cheddar, monteray jack, swiss and spicy pepper jack wink wink"