Anal Blast (Legendary MN Grind)
Sexcrement (Fuck Me Beats)
Hirudinea (The Fire of Madness)
Continued Without A Finding (Elite Taskforce)

O'Briens Pub
3 Harvard Ave
Allston, Ma

Doors at 8 show at 9
$8

WHAT?!

wow good job jawshy gawy

Porphyria and Pillory as other bands ??? ha

hirudinea can do it if thats who you are waiting for jawshy.

Damn, IWEIPH gets no love from anyone but li'l Seany Shrapnel.

So what if we don't fit? MY EGO MUST BE FED.

RichHorror said:

this will win you no scene points with this crowd, matter of fact im sure you're going into debt.

Word life.

josh hook us up with this show come on well help you get on the psyopus show i know you wanna

Rich and Sac have PM's.

post mortems? josh i dont speak hip hop

its not hip hop its spanglish

oh that was my fav movie of all time sean...sandler had a mean jew fro...holy crap we should tottally watch that some time togeather...tottally serial...

dood id rather look at jawshy gawy's hair for an hour now that is a true jew fro. that hair is lethal and illegal in 50 states

I'll BE there man...

Move the Rabbit should play this...
www.myspace.com/movetherabbit

da muddafuckin dankill shaved off my forest of peach fuzz on the back of my neck last night, pretty faackin brutal guy!

well dankill is the metal barber

BornSoVile said:HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thats metal brothers look out for one-a-nutha

this show is going to be lackluster, at best.
by lackluster, i really mean awesome.
i believe i'll get to work on a flyer for this since i'm already finishing up the sausage fest part deux flyer, and i have tomorrow off. wooo!

you know mark if you cut down on your drinking and drugging you'd really get a lot more done.

hahaha anal blast, dissectors first show was with them

add 2 good touring bands not local crappy mass bands please

eddie said:

haha ya we were 15

eddie said:

God that was so fucking long ago.

GUY LOMBARDO said:


gee guy, did you have anyone in mind? there will only be 3 shitty locals on this one, i promise.

yea josh please whatever you do dont help out your friends in local badass bands..just dump a hole lotta money on some headliners like morbid angel or children of bodom...god forbid any good bands play this show

WHAT!?!?!?! If you can get one more band, Shit Fuck would KILL to play with Anal Blast.

God damn 21+ venues...

wow wish we could play this

SACAPAPADOO said:

I can just picture Morbid Angel playing at O'brien's. Priceless. Better make that 35+.

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

man, you don't know me. you don't know what it's like. i'm livin on the hardside.

i think shit fuck should be on this show. josh, toss my 2 cents into the savings jar. haha

this show is going to be as brootal as goreabotomy!!!

GOREABOTOMY!!!

should be
anal blast
embrionic crytopathia
scum bitch
psycho

hirudinea and embryonic cryptopathia are the same people. this show is going to rule.

i've mailed wayne and orgy about scum bitch awhile ago and got nothing.

this should be an anal fest with anal blast, anal cunt, anal fissure, anal massacre, and someones mom from the board?

WHOREMASTERY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Continued Without A Finding has been the final band added.
Hope to see you fuckers at this show, STAPLE YOUR PUSS LIPS TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!

I remember that record well.

And that one.

Vaginal Vempire is a pure classic. It's been quite sometime since I've heard Version 5.Obese, then again I don't own it.

SMELL YOUR CUNT!!!

[Jun 20,2006 5:27pm - RichHorror 24.91.166.19]
Damn, IWEIPH gets no love from anyone but li'l Seany Shrapnel.

any dude can get love from that guy.

the_reverend said:

stop talking about yourself that way, just cause youre a whore doesnt mean you have to take it out on me.

Anyone who buys Sean a frosty or chocolate chip cookies, can get lovin from that guy

dwellingsickness said:

you bought me a frosty, you got zero lovin'

hey now

I only hit you because your pretty when you cry!!!!

8/10 O'BRIENS DOORS AT 7PM
ANAL BLAST
ANAL CUNT
ANAL BLEEDING
ANAL MASSACRE
ANAL TORTURE
ANAL SUSHI (GUT TRIBUTE BAND)
ANAL VOMIT
ANAL PRENTRATION

whoa! Anal Decker and I go way back from MN. Hopefully he'll take a shit on stage.

you guys gotta see Maaaaaaaaaarhhhhhhhhhhhhk's sick flyer.

Am I going to get turned away if I try to bring a video camera in to record Anal Blast's set?

MikePile said:

Good question, I'll hafta get back to you on that...

here's the flyyyyyyaaaahhhhh

dood use CWAFs actual logo

I think SOA and VR are going to make sure you don't pay decker.

i still can't believe Decker will perform at O'briens. this will be a historical night indeed. back in the day we used to go to his store, Nightfall Records in Minneapolis, make him tell us stories and be in awe of his disgustingness. when asked what type of stuff he does on stage, he'd drunkenly reply "oh, the usual, jerk off, take shits, strangle kids with my mic chord." this will be a good show.

awesome flyer. this is going to rule.

sunday sunday sunday

not sunday

bump this shit...where is CWAF's real logo dammit?!

yeah their website is gonzo, so i dont know where you'd find it now

it's all your fault that their website is gone, you know that right? heh heh

MarkFuckingRichards said:

stop yelling at me

hump

two weeks away!

might have to go to this

josh man i gotta hand it to yah that is a damn fine show, goodluck i hope people actually destroy OBs.

Hell yeah
Sleep over at O'Briens

two days!!

up

BornSoVile said:

my exgirlfriend has pms too.

tonight

Unfortunately CWAF has dropped off the show. No one will fill their place. Come down to O'Briens tonight to enjoy a relaxing evening of full set time from ANAL BLAST, SEXCREMENT and HIRUDINEA. BOTTOMS UP!!!

BornSoVile said:

sorry folks.

We can play the whole DESENSITISED CD in the system to make up for it.

only if you bring weed, oh Jonathan.

tonight's the night, that's right.

You got ca$h, I got some.

um, whatever happen to the good olde days of pot smoking when people would match each other?

"Don't get high off your own supply" is a better philosophy.

dwyer is a hustlah.

I'll be there taking pictures... if it's ok with everyone that is... I don't want to get told I can't take pictures 1/2-way through someone's set.

yeah rev, i'm gunna fuck you up.

waitwaitwaitwait... wait.
dwyer usa la marijuanna?

Yeah, how else do you explain the TON CD?

That CD rules!

don't forget anal blast had joey from slipknot in the band :-)

sic

*crosses fingers for Decker shitting on stage*

Eww, I hope not.

i'm leaving for this in a few minutes. see everyone there mothafuckahs!

how many times will I hear vaginal vomit tonight?

hirudinea: it's been almost 4 years since the first time I saw these guys. Finally, they have a CD that isn't a one mic demo. Actually knowing their songs when you see them rules. They played a new song which sounded really thrashy at the beginning, but then sounds more like just kill us. I would guess that song may have come from the fact that they do that carnivore cover? Actually, mike's vocals on the carnivore cover were more tr00 to the original track and he blew a whistle at the beginning. I would have been taking pictures of them at this point, but dwyer blew out the power and I couldn't get to my camera.

oh, also that first time I saw hirudinea, anal blast was headlining.. that was sort of the point to that retrospective

I left a worn XL RTTP hoodie there. did anyone grab it?

pictures in a minute

this show fucking ruled, thanks to everyone who came out!

Staples, all that macking and no ho to show fo it?

Yeah, blame that on me!

Mark Fucking Richards moved his guitar or amp and it knocked the power strip cord out of the wall.

Ahhh, He is serenading her.

SO DID HE SHIT???

CaptainCleanoff said:

I desperately want to make love to that girl, whoever the fuck she is.

For fuck's sake, Rev, I HOPE you shot this show as a goddamn EVENT!!!

I want the rev to shoot me in the anus! I mean shoot my anus! I mean...nevermind!
hahaha

There were a bunch of women there, a rare occurence at most Metal shows.

yeah, i thought there was an abnormal amount of women there, ESPECIALLY for an anal blast show.

SinisterMinister said:

i showed you all of them!

bitches are finally starting to recognizzzze

the_reverend said:

make shirts rev!

fishcakes said:


there was already a thread on this. I'd sure take one

The Man
The Myth
The Legend
Don fucking Decker

I was once told that the drummer of slipknot used to be the drummer for anal blast - true?

yea, i think thats true
despite being in slipknot, Jordison is a pretty good extreme metal drummer...there's vids online of him warming up and just jamming in the studio

I don't doubt it. I was never a slipknot fan but I could definitely recognize the fact that he could probably shred a set given the chance to do so in a band that is worth listening to.

Old Man Danick of Pillory was raging shithoused. He wiped his poision suemack on everyones face and then pissed all over anal blast's merch.

ughhhh poison suemack? I never got that but when I was a kid I used to get poison ivy all the fuck over my whole body - and yes, ALL over my cock AND balls probably spread from my previous extreme masturbating habits.

i never get sick with plant poison shit, just funny, thought he had aids on his arm or feel in a broken bottle, but it was just nasty pus.

BornSoVile said:

yeah, that shit is ever worse in this fucking heat and humidity we have in new england. Once you start sweating that shit just starts spreading like a mother fucker

That chick flashed her tits onstage, no pics of it?!

you missed the after show John, tampons and panties were revealed!

"Come to Butt-head"

hung_to_bleed said:

Yes, true.

I'm wicked bummed I missed last nights show.

I guess this is going to make me an "elitist" but Anal Blast is another one of those bands who's demo was waaay better than their album.
The Puss Blood Pentagram '94 demo kicks the shit out of Vaginal Vempire. That demo is fucking awesome.

There is a 2 disc version of VV that has the PBP demo as the bonus disc.

best of both worlds? I think so!

I hope Anal Blast enjoys the cheese and potato salad

you made it look like cake

AUTOPSY_666 said:

staples for president

So when are they giving Don Decker the key to the city?

RichHorror said:


Look how he looking at her so rapingly into her eyes. I used to build their website and saw and partied with them in Milwaukee. That hotel room was fucked I tell ya.

When we played with Anal Blast in Minneapolis, I remember a blacked-out drunk Don Decker trying to jump in our van as we were driving away. Obviously, he didn't make it. He ended up grabbing onto the door and got dragged 20 feet down the street until Seth punched him off.
I have no idea what Don was thinking. He was so wasted he was trying to talk me into moving to MN to join Anal Blast.

I know what he was thinking. It was part of their continued effort into fooling people into thinking they're Anal Cunt.

Yup, he is like that. He was obliterated in the hotel and picked me up. The stench was unbearable. You know the smell of soggy doritos, 3 day old feet and unwashed bitch pubes? That was him.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

Nah John, youll just have to find something else to jack off to tonite...

Sick fucking show last night!!! Couldnt have gone smoother

My favorite part of last night was when Chris from Pillory justified his poison sumak being "Okay because it's Decker AIDS"
That and the finger in the lips thing, take that anyway you want

Yeah, I'm pissed that I couldn't go to this. The time we played with Anal Blast a few years ago was one of the funnest shows ever. Decker was situated behind a desk in a dressing room at Jarrod's place inviting people in for conversation like he was Tony Soprano. He'd' sit down and just start pounding shots of vodka. Then of course he started throwing chairs and trashing it while I was there. I got blamed somehow and we were banned from Jarrod's haha. Great show. Fuck Jarrod.

Fun times: Internal Suffering, Wasteform, Anal Blast, Leukorrhea, Hirudinea, Goratory, Anoxia, Life at Zero, Bane of Existence, Id, Suffering Bastard

I think I was at that show and he was pouring cheap vodka into fourtenn year old mouths

instead of talking about it, look at the pictures. it was oct 2002

MSD was 14 at that show

Was anyone at the Anal Blast show in Stoughton a few years ago?
The weirdest thing about that night was I ran into Larry Lifeless's 15 year old daughter at the show.

They played in Stoughton? I had no idea.

I didn't know about the stoughton show either. 49 monk st?

Sexcrement: people packed up front in the amazing heat and sweated for the entire set. I went on stage for 1/2 of one song and couldn't take it. so this is mark fucking quitard's last show with them. I'm sure this is just what he wanted. this set never would have finished with the old o'briens. Now with the laxing of the "mosh" rule, the pillory, animal rampage, serge, and fanatories are allow to romp around in front of the stage. This is the first time I've ever seen serge get knocked down in a pit, and it happened twice! they had 2 songs left and the sound guy thought they were done so he turn on the house and off the PA. they came back on and were able to finish up.

anal blast: man, I would hate to be a girl at an anal balst show. first off even though decker'd probably been drinking clear alcohol all day, he remembered photos I took of them 4 years ago. the "Don" image for a meet-n-greet that MSD explained up top was in full effect outside of the club. They started off their set innocently enough. Some wonderful family track about puppies, kittens, summer days and girls bleeding out their ho-hos. This was probably a record breaking attendance girl-wise and AofB took advantage of this fact. making for some very terribly uncomfortable situations. I think that by this point the alcohol content of the crowd started to catch up to the alcohol content on the stage. people absolutely raged in front of the stage. It's been a really long time since I've seen something like that at o'briens. Amazing. the mic chord or XLR port on the board broke one of the speakers on the side fell down and when the set was over and everyone turned, walking out... and they kicked into another song. I think they played "honey you bloody hole..." 5 times. last time they played it 8+ times.

i just found a video on my phone of decker walking around outside of O'briens with his pants off. i have no recollection of this, haha. definitely signs of a good show.

eep!

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:


Haha, that was a good time. I put that show on. I was polluted so bad that night I hardly remembered the Anal Blast set. Fuck Jarrods all around though.

You were a drunken mess early.

Vids (open with Quick Time):
Decker's tighty whities:
http://www.pillorygrind.com/swinecube/Chri...007%20-%20Anal%20Blast/MOV00020.3gp

Decker molesting chick:
http://www.pillorygrind.com/swinecube/Chri...007%20-%20Anal%20Blast/MOV00019.3gp

...I missed the flash tho, I suck.

Decker appreciating my aids rash arm:

CaptainCleanoff said:

ahhhh.. now I know your secret identity! Yes, that was an awesome time indeed. Thanks again.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

Haha, no problem. Yeah I was hammered at the bar before people started funneling in. That was a mistake. But it was fun. I think I was stressed about the show and over did it.