http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBR5AkbZM74

yup

that can't be right.

oh my god....i have a new purpose in life now...a new goal to set for myself.....i want to be a midget wrestler!

i tried out once but apparently they have some kind of a weight limit or something

yeah........that is why my goal is to be a midget SUMO wrestler

ugh...why didn't i think of that?!

i can't slide on my face though so that might drop my chances a bit

we can be a sumo midget team...whataya say sac?

now there's a gimmick no one can deny!

we'd need a catchy name though. . .

double timing chodes?

fat frieken sausage finger fabulous duo

that's got a nice ring to it...how about "The Chlamydia Coalition"

madukes said:

that sounds more like an anal cunt side project

no that would be drunken pee pee maker in the corner getting punched by huge huge man

haha

i was literally 20 feet from where this happened at sick shit fest and missed it..damn

i hate to do this...but THIS is some sick shit



ugh...why do i do the things that i do

?

the wonderful goals we set for ourselves...sac, together we can take over the world!!!!!

it's highly possible...we don't even need nukes either...just devastating tandem sumo moves

i am game

we dont gotta wear the diaper thongs though do we?

that's an interesting question...i think the "sumo" part leaves the necessity for diaper thongs

maybe we can get that removed from the contract

maybe we can just wear the sumo suits and that can be the gimmick...it'd take lots of practice to become lethal in those things though

yeah that would be nice thanks you. i would rather spare myself the embareassment

sumo suit....check
we can make our own...kinda like silence of the lambs

ha...embareassment...that's a knee slapper if i ever heard one

we could get a sumo wrestler on the subway dieet and use all his extra skin to make the suits since there will be plenty

it'll add to the intimidation factor

dude...this is exactly why humanity will crumble at our feet...we are fuckin geniuseseses.

InstaGenious - JUST ADD ALCOHOL!

or servere lack of sleep, followed by lots of red bull, stupid ass fuckin kids...and that is a dangerous mix

volatile to say the least

i hate the fact that i'm used to staying up this late so i know i'll wake up at like 2 in the afternoon and say to myself "hey way to waste another day mike"

but yea...sumo midget wrestling is the most lucrative idea anyone's ever had ever

i am still at school and i have a class at 8 am...i aint going anywhere.........sumo wretsling keeps me hoping for happiness in my future

NEVER LET GO OF YOUR DREAMS!!


i should wake up early and go look for a new job...im sure i'll end up sleeping in though

those black nipples scare me

me too...we'll paint ours blue

blue nipples are far more pleasing than black ones

is it weird that we're the only ones rockin RTTP right now?

wait a minute...we should keep the nips black for intimidation

nope...we have already set in motion our plan of world domination, and apparently it is working already

apparently so...we'll start taking over the world everyday at 4 in the morning...no one would expect it!

fuck...i've already said too much

dumbass...you ruined it!

hardly...you can't stop the double-timing chodes!

true...true, you are forgiven...FOR WE ARE THE DOUBLE TIMING CHODES!..i need some fuckin coffee

i think i need sleep...i know if i try though i'll just end up laying there til 7 in the morning though

word...i still have to mount and mat 16 images, print 3 more and scan about 6...fun..wooooo

who are you kiddin school is a great time!

it's gonna be interesting when my lazy ass goes back for archaeology

hmmm.very interesting.....i go to school for photography,,,i am overpowered by emo-ites

grrr....god damn emo-ites

i'm hoping for a class full of indiana jones'

haha that came out totally gay

the new IJ movie should be "Indiana Jones and the Search for the Double Timing Chodes"...it'd be the only time he's defeated

fuck yes! and yes that did sound pretty gay..but tempting

tempting to you...now harrison ford's gonna read this and come knockin at my door...and there's nothing i can do if he throws a jones punch at me

speaking of which that's gonna be one of my signature moves

hahahahahaha nice nice

i must bid you adieux...i've lost all the feeling in my eyes and it's far past the DTC's time for domination...we'll continue our conquest tomorrow, one ridiculously over the top conversation at a time

right on bratha goodnight..morning...wednesday? monday? who fuckin knows