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returntothepit >> discuss >> I have never jumped so high in my life by coldnorthernvengeance on May 18,2006 7:09pm
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toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at May 18,2006 7:09pm
I had to move my mattress from my downstairs upstairs because of flooding

Anyways, I was just standing on it and I feel something warm on my foot

I look down and there is an almost dead possum twitching on my foot

I jumped so high my head almost went through the roof!!

My fucking wretched cat dragged it in the house and left it in my fucking bed!!!





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 18,2006 7:13pm
whoah.. that's a serious cat. did you skin it and eat it?



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at May 18,2006 7:14pm
hahaha, that would have freaked the hell out of me! yuck!



toggletoggle post by SACAPAPADOO   at May 18,2006 7:28pm
dude that means your cat loves you...alot...like stalker alot.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at May 18,2006 7:35pm
wow thats fucked up. I would have freaked because I woulda been caught off gaurd!



toggletoggle post by yall at May 18,2006 7:38pm
Possum stew is tasty as hell



toggletoggle post by CTborderpatrol at May 18,2006 9:18pm
you shrieked at the sight of a rotted carcass

.......how ungrim



toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at May 18,2006 11:01pm
no, I jumped because the thing was quivering at my feet


I wrapped it up in a blanket

fucking thing was laying on my England soccer shirt

bastard




toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 19,2006 1:11am
hahahaha thats fuckin nuts.



toggletoggle post by EURONYMOUS FROM THE FROSTBITTEN MOUNTAINS OF NEW... idiot ... at May 19,2006 8:51am
WUT A PUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW ==evil keyboard solo==



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