someone please kill me

that's easy!

dood im not that big, i think im gonna throw up in my sleep. send a messager of death.

you'll be fine...just stay up a couple hours to make sure some of it digests and it creates some space

i think i just puked up some blood or maybe tomato sauce im not sure

My friend ate 70 chicken nuggets from Wendy's once on a dare and he survived. Sure he vomited everywhere but he made it.

May 18,2006 8:31am - SteveOTB]
My friend ate 70 chicken nuggets from Wendy's once on a dare and he survived. Sure he vomited everywhere but he made it.
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just a dare?
did he have to pay for them all? hopefully he got something out of it

i watched my freind eat a 36 inch sub it was pretty sweet he also as no suprise puked everywhere

i saw a dude eat 13 plates of food at Hometown once. 10 plates of food and 3 of desserts. he didnt vomit surprisingly

this guy

thinks you are a pussy. weighing in at only 132 pounds has set the following world eating records:

Cow Brains: 57 (17.7 pounds) / 15 minutes

Hamburgers: Krystals: 69 Krystal Square Burgers / 8 minutes/ Nov. 13, 2004

Hot Dogs: 53 1/2 Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs and Buns / 12 minutes/ July 4, 2004

Rice Balls: 20 pounds rice balls / 30 minutes

I saw a documentary with that guy in it. He's insane.

Josh_hates_you said:


ya this guy also does nothing but eat for a living and trains for like hours a day to be able to do that haha

cheese pizza? jeez you didnt hold the wuss on that one

That's because Sean has a body too small for normal use.

thats what his prom date said

I just blew a load in less than 5 minutes

At this comic convention I go to in Philly, they have a cheesesteak eating competition. You have to see how many large cheesesteaks you can eat in 3 minutes. Last year it was 2 and a 1/2 at a tie and the tie breaker was to see how many you could eat in one minute. This boner looking weirdo in a Captain America shirt won. They called him Captain Cheesesteak all weeked. The prize was you got a picture of anything you wanted drawn by a famous comic artist (Michael Turner if anyone is into comics here) and you got yourself put in a comic book.

I will bury ANYONE in ANY eating contest. The gauntlet has been thrown...

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

welcome to whenever i get pizza.

ahhh ha ha ha! Food stuff. I love stuffing cheese products into my face.

Yeah! Cheese is totally where it's at.

stinky cheese? creamy cheese? sharp? mild? what kind of cheese are we talking about here?

I prefer sharp, myself. But I ain't picky.

yea sharp cheese is the shit

Man_of_the_Century said:

yes i can vouch. this dude is a remorseless eating machine

i do it everyday cept there is no cheese just olives and boca burger on it.

kellthevalkyrie said:

care for some cheese fromunda?

Que. What is cheese fromunder?

Heaven...

fat bastards

Whenever I eat pizza it is a whole pizza for myself, and always pepperoni, and still I only weigh 180. None of this gay sharing pizza things that most guys do, I always get my own.

I will destory anyone in a taco eating or pizza eating contest

succubus said:

My brother paid, it only cost like 15 dollars. But basically all he got out of it was 15 boxes of chicken nuggets to frame on his wall.

Y_Ddraig_Goch said:

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'll take you on.

SteveOTB said:

Your brother wouldn't happen to be John Aubery would it?

your friend is john aubrey

good work my friend

wow i figured this thread would have been long dead. good to know my diet can spark a conversation and turn it into a heated all you can fest.

ha i think tonights meal will be a steak and cheese at spikes before going to see ocean and then heading over to see sin of angels and grief.

rock and roll

i think it's almost time for another cheesy fries thread.

danny p nli said:

your mom is john aubrey

kellthevalkyrie said:

are you going to see ocean tonight, or coming to the middle east

Sean, you can't touch me in this game.
Ow my tummy hurts. Large pizza. wah! Hahahahaha

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

Ocean. If I could be at too places at once, I would!

kellthevalkyrie said:

well then do it and bring along miss slappy tits

Dankill said:

dan believe it or not but eating a lot isnt a proud moment for myself. i was just talking with mr. fucking and i thought i share. now go forth children and consume large quanities of mushy sauced bread