New site? Maybe some day.
June, 3 2006 at the bullpen
every band on this bill sucks
If you come early you can probably do coke for free in the men's bathroom. That's always a selling point.
And as far as I know, End It All isn't playing anymore because Fishcakes wants to deprive me and Jeff of fun.
anyone wanna make a flyer, or post the actual line up then.
streams are what you don't want to cross man...total protonic reversal
no way streams, beams, threads, its all the same man. wake up mike the matrix has you.
Yeah, just wait on Mr. Cakes. I suggested Whoremastery, but I don't know what's what for certain.
I wouldn't know.
did you ever message that one girl i told you to. im not gonna be seeing her anymore, she enjoys the after sex chit chat and i just cant bring myself to do that with a whore.
I think I messaged her, "I heard you like to fuck. Have you ever thought about killing yourself?". She strangely never replied.
haha oh rich, you and your ways with women
thats it mike youre going down, downtown like motherfucking chinatown
If they were cool they'd be men. Or dead.
i think this flyer should look like a hot topic advertisement
this thread's gayer
least...amount...of effort...ever
Put black cocks on that ASAP.
do they have to be black?
i must be the corniest motherfucker around
is that Doomsday in the background again?
nah that's aluminum foil i grayscaled, put a grain effect over, and brightened/contrasted
my vote is for Deathamphetamine to fill the blank slot
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
my vote is for Deathamphetamine to fill the blank slot
I could second that
too bad i already beat you to it!
NOOOO I have to play the rival New Bedford show that night, please don't book anymore bands I don't want to miss.
ATTN: Fishcakes...book all the bands pam would ever want to see
i say he puts 13 winters on it, make it even gayer
so we'll definitely have to get bake-aked before this show.
This show needs more cockfucking.
maybe that shitty ass band whos name i forgot, from brockton
you say that like it's something we have to plan for
Yeti said:
so we'll definitely have to get bake-aked before this show.
before......?
how about before, during and after. whats this one show session bullshit, this motherfucker needs to go thru out the show.
keith mutiny is now taking requests for songs about "the pot"
5 posts in one thread in under a minute? shhhhhhhhhhocking!
im gonan go make the best flyer right now...
hey we have a song about the pot
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
Yeti said:so we'll definitely have to get bake-aked before this show.
excuse me, its "da weed" get it right
KeithMutiny said:
im gonan go make the best flyer right now...
if there isn't black cock you lose
actually, my flyer will just be funny...
I have nothing amusing to say here.
we should all invade IHOP after both these shows
dude...i can totally go for IHOP in 3 weeks
And then some faggot in some queer band with queer long hair will call us retarded and I'll stab his eyes with my psychic knife.
did someone do that last time?
maybe you should sit near me and ken next time, Rich.
What were we talking about?
Maybe I should sit ON you and Ken. Take that, 1950's society!
we were talking about faggots calling us retarded for drinking syrup. i want to know what faggot said that about us last time.
The dude in the cover band.
Listen to some DIO. That's how it's SUPPOSED to sound.
Mike, about what time are you leaving for this show. It sounds like a good time with eye stabbings and syrup, but I'll be at a wedding until 4-5 ish.
I have completely lost my fucking mind.
probably closer to 7...it takes like an hour and a half or so to get there and i'd like to be there by 830 the latest
I'll bring my stabbing knife.
hahaa i had no idea you were gonna make that reference as i posted that
We have one mind... What an I thinking about doing right now?
wow...i am some kind of sorcerer
Wait a tick, that doesn't count... I'm always thinking about smoking pot.
we need to get back on the topic at hand...IHOP
Funny, you would think that IHOP and pot would share the same train of thought...
we can also go to IWOP, the italian place down the street
it probably smells like garlic armpits though
LET ME EAT YOUR FUCKING HAIR
It'll taste like chemicals.
I taste like a punch in the face.
nice flyer....let me send you a more suitable logo to use for us though
thats not really a final version, thats just a quick funny one
nah dude that one's a keeper
Yeah, I'm a fan of that flyer.
it would be hilarious to see Gary Busey sing for IWEIPH
attn. end it all will be playing this show.but, they will be going on first so they don't have to suffer and stick around and listen to the real show...and jeff and rich can have there fun too..I figure after this one they won't be bothering me any more...ps whoremastery isn't ready to play yet.
Yeti said:
it would be hilarious to see Gary Busey sing for IWEIPH
hey rich, he is trying to give your job away.
I know. I'm combatting it by doing way more drugs in one month that Gary Busey has in his entire life.
That'll show him my cock.
yeah but gary busey was in silver bullet
So was I. I was the bullet.
they had to melt it down? ouch
The Bullpen is my favorite place to play in New Bedford.
good to know...cheap beer?
No, it's right one of the main streets in New Bedford. No rancid shit smell like the New Wave. No retarded owners or booker guy either. Holy shit I hate the New Wave Cafe.
haha we had fun that last time though
Yeah, the place could be a decent place, the management ruins it.
RichHorror said:
Yeah, the place could be a decent place, the management ruins it.
it is the holy land for all GRAH! worshippers.
The Bullpen is ALWAYS a good time, feel free to come check it out this weekend when STR plays!!!
grah?
I am hoping for more table beer this weekend.
Sacreligion said:
grah?
You don't wanna go to pawtucket that night, or any night for that matter.
I dunno, McCoy Stadium has pretty cheap beer and hot dogs.
aww pawtucket ain't so bad....you're just saying that so i come to new bedford and smoke you up
some of my fondest memories as a child are fishing for autographs and starting a wedgie chant
i recall fisting for autographs.
I recall being told I could have some ice cream if I didn't tell my parents what happened.
what's that? fisting chicks and giving them your autograph?
I like to give chicks autographs with my fist.
I like to move it move it.
come on ride the train...and ride it WOO WOO!
LIKE FUCKING ROSES !!!!!!!!
i think im still drunk off of $5 beers
dood id wanna be drunk off of one five dollar beer
I want to sell $5 beers on the side of the New Jersey turnpike.
those pictures are very poorly drawn
I think this is going to kill
I still need a Goreality sticker and shirt.
i have a sticker but no shirt
I still have some bitchslicer pins for you rich...if you want I will give them to end it all the nite of the show?
Sure, and then I can break their legs for them. Everybody wins!
hahahahahahaha........i like that!
I will punch their faces with my fist wrapped in my Goreality poster. OH THE BRUTALITY
oh boy! if this dosn't draw people to this show i don't know what will..
you can get your goreality sticker and I can get my TS cd cool.....
fishcakes said:
you can get your goreality sticker and I can get my TS cd cool.....
the world will be a better place if everything came with more goreality and throwing shrapnel
im probably still gonna be hung over from the night before...i guess "12 step program" is having their cd release party at the lucky dog and buying a keg off the bar...so the people that go can drink for free
yeah man who gives a shit about the band, i want the beer
fuckin right
that'd be a tricky one...hmmm what to do what to do
fishcakes said:
dood, where is my car
just don't let rich borrow it
You can hurt with words, you know.
Rich Horror is the coolest motherfucker posting on this board. Aaron should pay him commission for keeping things interesting enough that people keep coming back to RTTP to see what Rich has said.
Aaron pays me in butterfly kisses.
RichHorror said:
You can hurt with words, you know.
wes that over the top? I can never tell......
RichHorror said:
If you come early you can probably do coke for free in the men's bathroom. That's always a selling point.
who do you know?
Nobody. I was just there... and there it was.
RichHorror said:
Nobody. I was just there... and there it was.
are you sure your not the kingpin?
ok, who let the aborted feti's into the room
that's a dangerous game you're playing ralphie
hmm hey rich, what should i eat tonight chicken or something from spikes.
hey you're awesome cause thats what i did, a hotdog and half of a steak and cheese.
it's so damn hot....milk was a bad choice
Lady in the red hat, all right.
were you saying something? look...I don't speak spanish.
whats this you didnt take that last bump seriously
nah nigga it's earl, i need your stapler
with new slingblade action i dont think so
ok....yoooooou gotta get the fuck outta here
YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT
i could burn the whole place down, you have my stapler
bet you a thousand bucks he slices.
oh you think you're soooooooooo big with your non bumping ways, well this bumps for you kid.
comin' back at cha, just a crazy muthafunker named ice cube
you never got hugged as a child did you
i think i did once...it was by michael jackson though
I got hugged once, but I'm pretty sure they were trying to kill me.
if i was the toothfaery id totally slit your wrists in your sleep.
if you were the tooth fairy you'd have no reason to be there...we all know people from new bedford don't have any teeth left
Yeti said:
bet you a thousand bucks he slices.
hey everybody.....were all gonna get laid!
sacreligion said:
if you were the tooth fairy you'd have no reason to be there...we all know people from new bedford don't have any teeth left
but but but i dont live in new bedford
yeah but you're the tooth fairy...therefore new bedford is of no interest to you
Enough time in New Bedford and everyone starts losing their teeth.
bumpety bump bump bumpety bump..........
break'em off some, break'em off some.....i got my booboo a j and my homie a 9
and if you bitches talk shit, i'll have to put the smack down
i am the killer klown from outter space
fishcakes said:
bumpety bump bump bumpety bump..........
is that from Frosty the Snowman?
Frosty The Snowman is the name of the fisherman with the piss-stained pants and no teeth standing by the bar.
RichHorror said:
he aint lyin'
Yeti said:
fishcakes said:bumpety bump bump bumpety bump..........
you fuckin know it!
IHOP after the show! We can eat pancakes and mourn our collective lousy turnout.
HEY NOW!!!
my brain hurts from learning how to play opeth songs
keifer batman doesnt like pancakes, but i looooooove dem titties
how can you not like pancakes?
i dont like pancakes, its as simple as that, how do you think i maintain my girlish figure.
fishcakes said:
listen man i dont eat at the tittiebars, but hell if i go to ihop and some broad wants to show her chest to me even better
KeithMutiny said:
i dont like pancakes, its as simple as that, how do you think i maintain my girlish figure.
marathon gay sex?
haha, if your titties can, in any way, be associated to pancakes, stay away from me.
im gonna slap your titties
pam nli said:
KeithMutiny said:i dont like pancakes, its as simple as that, how do you think i maintain my girlish figure.
haha, for days.
KeithMutiny said:
haha, if your titties can, in any way, be associated to pancakes, stay away from me.
hows ya bad boob job doin
ok now tara....what we're gonna do is rip off your nips and stuff the implants right through there, then stitch em back in place
you cant tell me she didnt feel a breeze, come on.
i dont think its from a bad implant job, i think she just had her nipples hooked up to a car battery
i think that tv show, where she flys all over the world to be a drunk slut is one of the best things ever, shes get destroyed in every one, such mindless entertainment.
You know what? Good for her. If I'm gonna be forced to digest a daily barrage of celebrity nonsense, I'd rather have the celebrity a drunk whore than some phony twat with no personality or entertaining addictions.
oh, and if theres a stage at this place, fuck that, we're playin on the floor, i refuse to have part 2 of last night when none of us could hear eachother, even after we asked them to turn up the monitors like 5 times.
im convinced no sound guys know how to use monitors
pam nli said:
sweetness, let the basement brawl begin
pam what are you even doing in here you belong with the enemy show
there should be jello wrestling, i know i could convince beth to get in on it.
Marshall's (our show) and The Bullpen are like...the same bar, on opposite ends of New Bedford. Famous for cokeheads, ghetto-fabulous...Only The Bullpen has cheaper beer and less cunty bartenders.
I hope there's more faces for me to punch tonight.
sacreligion said:
pam what are you even doing in here you belong with the enemy show
no one is posting in my thread.
Let's talk volumes of shit about the enemy show on"stage". It'll be funny. Then we can meet in the mean streets of New Bedford and have a knife fight.
pam nli said:
Let's talk volumes of shit about the enemy show on"stage". It'll be funny. Then we can meet in the mean streets of New Bedford and have a knife fight.
Done fucking deal. I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE.
i dont wanna mention any other shows, people will be like, oh shit, that was tonight, and run off, haha.
i just wanted some shrooms or speed and a few pancakes
or just join a knife fight already in progress
haha I thought about that when I contemplated thanking anyone who shows up for not going to see Deceased.
dammit stop hounding me about the drugs!
BRING A GUN TO A KNIFE FIGHT
I can lead you to the promised land of pancakes.
Is Warblade from New Jersey? I'll definitely fight them if that's the case.
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
BRING A GUN TO A KNIFE FIGHT
sounds like a good name for a xcorex band.
pam nli said:
I can lead you to the promised land of pancakes.
but what no drugs. what the hell pam
RichHorror said:
Is Warblade from New Jersey? I'll definitely fight them if that's the case.
Upstate New York
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
pam nli said:I can lead you to the promised land of pancakes.
I lost that power when I moved out of Quincy to this useless fuckbucket of a city.
Say New Jersey and I'll punch someone with pretty long hair for Harley Flanagan.
i hate new bedford, except for the 4 white people there.
and pretty soon Rich is leaving me for Quincy...then I will be the coolest thing in New Bedford. How sad.
warblade is from rochester, ny
We need to start deciding who will pair off with who in the post-show fight. I am fine with an entire band being my opponent.
"core classes" by professor mike sac
I owe Sean a good slap in the mouth.
I should probably fight Coffin birth, since I'm pretty sure I punched one or two of them in the head and face pretty hard last night during Deceased.
That's not fair, you got a headstart.
They're young and pretty. They must be destroyed.
You think I'm gonna stand anywhere near you when someone is playing a fucking Cro-Mags song?
I punched him in the face also. Punching people in the face is the answer to all of life's problems.
Anyone have a girlfriend I can sodomize with my fist?
I would pay to see a Pam/Sean slapfight, myself.
I want to thank pam,john,george and all the guys from coffin birth, for being our audiance last nite........it was a pleasure playing for you guys..thanx,
our pleasure fish, I'm sorry I missed the last couple songs, my back was fucking killing me.
I checked it out from the back due to all the retards practicing their spinkicks during the Goreality set.
It was karate hour at the living room
you know what's not silly? The new Sodom CD....so good.
The best name for a cat I've heard in forever is Vegetable Soup R. Poop Derschowitz.
Kitty James Dio is better than any cat, ever.
Sorry, you're wrong and I'm right.
RichHorror said:
I would pay to see a Pam/Sean slapfight, myself.
hey just as long as imaginary benches are thrown at me, but hey i hear making up stories a year later is the way to go.
the story now is i was held down by the bench while they took turns sodomizing me and stomping my teeth out, but hey i paid for the sodomizing it was a hard sell. someone had to feed the cat.
ha fucking child of christ. im actually not gonna be fighting pam but ill be in a triple threat match between a park bench a tub of jello and a cat who is actually the simpsons sister.
shh the big kids are talking
I heard he actually threw the entire state of Wyoming at your face.
incorrect.
I could beat you in a fight.
RichHorror said:
I heard he actually threw the entire state of Wyoming at your face.
naw dood it was rhode island itself, it was awesome cause we were in rhode island and he just picked it up and threw it at me. i just stood there and was uh oh and opened a lil umbrella
I am a peaceful girl that doesn't believe in violence. How about a hug?
And then he burned the umbrella with his fire vision.
dood shot flames straight outta his eye sockets and then the cat on his neck jumped off and tore my limbs off but cause i live with my mom in our plush lifestyle she was able to get me plastic surgery and i now have christopher reeves arms and legs. but then we realized he was a paralegic so we went with lance armstrongs but then i found out he was doing sheryl crow so i opted for some hobos instead
pam nli said:
I am a peaceful girl that doesn't believe in violence. How about a hug?
How about a bearhuig suplex onto concrete?
pam nli said:
sure why not, i can misspell all day till dwyer shows up Ha
can i be the special guest referee?
just listening to the new TS cd..... it is great!
could i use someone's cab tonight?
hey fish...would it be cool if our singer's 2 week underage girlfriend came?
ps- who the hell is end it all? and are they still on this?
oh, and what time are we supposed to be there
They're some metalcore band. They're on first, from what I recall.
I would get there around 8. That's when we'll be there.
this is gonna turn from a show, to a complete fuck around fest
everything we do is a fuck around fest...we'll be there between 8-830
i think we're just gonna set up our gear, turn the PA up really loud and put on a Cirlce of Dead Children record.
i'll do an acoustic opeth set
who's gonna lead the enemies to IHOP? how's this gonna work?
I told George last night to give me a call when you folks head over to IHOP. I have all bases covered.
i think we need a few rounds of bumfights to complete the new bedford experience
RichHorror said:
I told George last night to give me a call when you folks head over to IHOP. I have all bases covered.
you are a god among men.
KeithMutiny said:
i think we need a few rounds of bumfights to complete the new bedford experience
There's almost always a fight at marshall's.
i saw the weekest fight last night. its about 1:45am and im in line at spikes, theres 3 gotti boys standing by the door inside, comparing fake ear rings. some drunk 30 something italian guy come in and cracks one upside the head, then the 3 of them jump on the italian and punch and kick him, but they looked liek little girls, it was so funny, I was like, oh, how cute theyre playing, and people started laughing.
you were at Hell I take it...gotta love providence douchebags
yea i went over there after we played, cheaper beer, haha
yeah my ass hurt after a few of those 3 dollar cans of beer
You're supposed to pour them in your mouth.
thank you to rich for just making me burst out in laughter
is there anything better than big fucking tits?
sacreligion said:
could i use someone's cab tonight?
Yes, you can use one or both of mine.
I like to pee and poo my pants.
Mommy's mad I made a boo on the rug.
leaving now, i hate new bedford.
wow, there was actually like 15 to 20 people there that werent in bands that paid, so it wasnt a total loss i guess, and we sold some cds, which is always good. i had fun.
its 4:10am why i am i alive
that grammar is terrible!
Where were all you pussies for IHOP!!??
hey man i don't have a car and my ride wanted to leave...i proceeded to call them pussies and bitches for about a half hour but it was to no avail
*shakes fist*
The pancakes were delicious.
wah wah wah cry me a river. get a car and you wont have to worry about it. so this show was a fun time, Goreality once again ruptured my internal organs and caused me massive internal bleeding. IWEIPH were hilarious as always, real nice guys too. i couldnt really hear Throwing Shrapnel that well, the sound kind of melted together, but from what i could hear it was quality death grind.
sacreligion said:
hey man i don't have a car and my ride wanted to leave...i proceeded to call them pussies and bitches for about a half hour but it was to no avail
If I had money and went, there would have been pancakes!
I think sac did fucking awsome! they playd like it was in front of 100 people, verry profetional.....I just wish there were more people to see them.....next time!
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