What are some candies out there that you guys hate. There are a few I can think of right away like candy corn, those candy hearts from valentines day that taste like tums but worse, necco wafers, those peanut butter taffy things you would get at halloween that were wrapped in black and orange wrappers.

Or another thing, what were somethings that you hated to get when you went trick or treating on Halloween as a kid, like apples, pennies, gum, candy with razor blades in it you know stuff like that.

candy corn are awesome... until you get to the second or third and want to hurl

Mars Bars

While I was going through the list of people I call at work, I found Candy Corn, Inc. in LA. I wonder if that's the only place they make it, it's only around during halloween, you never see it any other time of the year.

i think it depends on the brand of candy corn, some taste better than others. i disagree with beaver on candy corn and valentine hearts though, i have one or two pieces and i can't stop eating them.
he also mentioned getting gum on halloween, i always got Dubble Bubble gum, and the damn things were like little pink rocks, i wore my jaw the fuck out trying to chew it into something soft enough to blow a bubble with!

bottle caps, those things are fucking disgusting

i was just talking about Dubble Bubble. that shit was horrible. i think the worst candy under the sun is Circus Peanuts. those things smell like vomit.

I actually always liked bottle caps

ehh, the root beer ones are horrendous

actually, i'd have to say that the biggest disappointment at Halloween was always Good N Plenty. those things are vile

^ horrible name for a candy too

circus peanuts are puketastic.

I love good n plenties.

never had circus peanuts, i've had circus cotton candy, but i've always liked that shit

circus peanuts are fluffy peanut shaped things. they give you an instant stomach, head, and tooth ache.

they have the most unappetizing smell. this girl i work with eats them all the time and i am inundated with the smell of vom.

her breath must smell like pure asshole

the worst candy by far is that new reese's take 5...there's way too much goin on in that thing

whoppers suck ass too, as do mounds

Fuck whoppers and robin's eggs.

Candy corn isn't too bad. I definately agree with the valentines day candy though. I'm gonna go with that dip stick shit or whatever it's called. Might as well eat a bag of sugar straight up. Also now and laters are good but suck when you bite into them because they're like super glue. One time I had a loose tooth, I was eating a now and later, it got stuck on that tooth. I pulled the now and later out of my mouth and the tooth was still stuck to it.

Anything with coconut in it. Coconut is fucking gross. Mounds, Almond Joy, anything like that. People who gave out that shit on Halloween definately had to buy a new mailbox the next day.

this one lady on my street used to give out fake dollar bills with prayers and religous stuff on the back.

she was really fat too, so it's not like there wasn't any candy in her house anywhere.

Sacreligion said:


Now, Reese's Fast Break...those things were great.

Twix
Snickers
Whoppers
Mounds
100 Grand
Good 'N Plenty
Butterfingers
Black Jelly Beans (yes, I'm racist towards jelly beans)

Black Licorice. If i take more then 2 bites i want to vomit.

That random assortment pack that Grandmothers always seem to have.

laffy taffy. it's like eating leather. where the fuck is the appeal in that?

those Harry Potter jelly beans are nasty but i cant stop eating them if i have them.

chris_from_shit_fuck said:

that is sheer blasphemy my friend

those are three of the best candy bars around

besides whatchamacallits

there all made by the same company nestle well other than twix... which is made by mars maybe he doesnt like those companys capitalist bastards..

Yeti said:

hahahaha! i think those jelly beans get my vote as the worst candy around!

those fuckin dots on a strip of paper

who fuckin thought of this shit?

It's like eating candy with toilet paper

our crew had about 3000 pages of dots one night we were tripping...

ohh the chaos that ensued

everyone was tie-dyed from all the different colors of dots, we found them all over the place for weeks, and one room looked like it had been toilet papered

Buttermints with a layer of gelatin. I hate that shit, it ruins perfectly good buttermints.

beelze said:

bottle caps are awesome, you bastard.

i like the kind that creepy old men give you when they ask you for help looking for their lost puppy dog in the woods.......anyone else?

xmikex said:

i just had a good chortle at that.

Ma_Dukes said:

the candy bar they stick between your legs when you are bent over in a rabbit hole looking for the puppy?

Sacreligion said:

Man I love those things, The new one has a chocolate wafer instead of pretzels, which is nasty , The ones with pretzels are way better

davefromthegrave said:

i used to eat button candy all the time. i always ended up eating some of the paper.

Bit O' Honey, Mary Jane's or Now & Laters. They're murder on your teeth.

dwellingsickness said:

pretzels mixed with candy = gross

eh it's only chocolate, peanut butter and caramel. I like chocolate covered pretzels, guess that is why i like the Take 5

The Revealer said:


RUBBISH!!! Bit O' Honey is the best candy!!

anonymous said:

bit o' honey broke my sisters tooth once. i love that candy.

goodnplenty are the worst candy ever. and banana runts!!!! bring it rev!

i'm just happy someone said "chortle."

and Double Bubble is the worst candy product (aside from the countless gimmick candies ala "Boogers") of all time.

cav: you had pockets of banana runts.

I love black licorice.

Josh_Martin said:

haha.

oh wait, worse than Double Bubble: GNECCO WAFERS! fucking GROSS.

you know what was actually good? smarties.

and SWEETARTS

eclairs. they look like a big dick filled with white cream.

that's a pastry, man...leave them outta this

to continue the list:

those really bad, generic gummi treats...you know the ones...
flipz
peeps
sno-caps

http://www.bad-candy.com/

Sacreligion said:

eclairs are exceptionally shitty even in the world of pastries. at least you can fuck a donut.

but you could microwave an eclair to get it warm and then it has some kind of life to it

Sacreligion said:

some kinda phallic life. i ain't into that shit, kiddo.

oh yeah, peeps. those suck.

I fucking hate peeps, and most easter candy, especially those non caramel or non choclate creme cadburry eggs, the plain ones suck.

I also take my wrath out on mounds, and anything with coconut.

Ma_Dukes said:

I got a bucket full of that stuff, And just so happens I lost my puppy...Come over?

brian_dc said:


Were? They don't still make 'em?



...then they must have been in my store for a while...good thing I never tried 'em.

Sacreligion said:


Whoa, whoa, whoa. Peeps are the greatest invention of mankind. End yourself, kind sir.

has anyone ever had anything that was durian flavored? I made the mistake of buying durian flavor cookies *vomit*


it's a fruit that is the size of a basketball and completely covered with spikes... it's like it's tell you DO NOT EAT ME. in the stores they have to sell it frozen cause it would smell so bad if they didnt. Asians love this thing and eat up things that are flavored like it. it's a cross between an onion and rotting flesh.

I seen it before, Always wanted to try it, My dad brought one home once, My mom literally left the house for 3 days....no joke, My dad said the fruit was awesome except for the stench