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returntothepit >> discuss >> I feel better now. by Christraper on May 4,2006 12:03am
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toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 12:03am
The next time someone you care about and treated like a fucking queen treats you like shit......clean your asshole with her toothbrush. You'll feel lightyears better. We'll see how that hippy retard likes the taste of her mouth THIS time!!!!! Aaaaah revenge......tis sweet to the taste.....



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 4,2006 12:04am
Jay, you always warm my heart.

If only you could see the look on her face at the next brush.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 12:06am
Killing two birds with one stone rules.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 4,2006 12:13am
hidden camera man...then post it on here

'twould be awesome



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 4,2006 12:16am
post her myspace



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 12:16am
I dont think she'll notice really with the toothpaste and all. Its the satisfaction of knowing she's brushing her teeth with my asshole to go make out with those less deserving and knowing that because of this, they're technically licking my asshole. Its beautiful.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 12:17am
davefromthegrave said:
post her myspace

not yet but I will




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 4,2006 12:18am
that's amazing logic



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 4,2006 12:24am
Christraper said:
davefromthegrave said:
post her myspace

not yet but I will



NOW. YOU'LL REGRET NOT DOING ANYTHING YOU DON'T DO IMMEDIATELY.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 12:26am
Christraper said:
I dont think she'll notice really with the toothpaste and all. Its the satisfaction of knowing she's brushing her teeth with my asshole to go make out with those less deserving and knowing that because of this, they're technically licking my asshole. Its beautiful.


i'm very happy to read this right now. she needs to taste your anus and so does any man who will have her.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 12:33am
ps - you should shit on her face for revenge



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 4,2006 12:34am
that's slightly more conspicuous



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 12:34am
this is almost as good as the time you shit in that guy's pillow, or on his pillow, whatever you did



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 4,2006 12:35am
you shoulda taken pics of her toothbrush whiel it was in your ass and shown them to her later



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 12:42am
Holy shit youre right!!!! I didnt even think of that! I dont have a digital camera though so its impossible. Oh yea and I shat IN that dude pillow so that he'd put his head on it before he realized there was wet mcdonalds shit in it.

I also decided that wasnt enough punishment for her so I threw on some porn and added my own special christraper brand of toothpaste to it. "Whitens teeth & freshens breath"



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 12:47am
wet mcdonalds shit is the greatest. if i was near a pillow i didn't own right now, i'd surely leave the remainder of my mcnuggets in it.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 12:48am
in addition to extremely large hands, dftg also has an extremely large brain. your suggestion to christraper was phenomenal.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 4,2006 12:49am
dreadkill said:
wet mcdonalds shit is the greatest. if i was near a pillow i didn't own right now, i'd surely leave the remainder of my mcnuggets in it.

that's the quote of the day right there



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 12:50am
praise to thor for giving me the power to say such things



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 12:50am
Indeed it was. I really wish I had a digital camera. Id do it again just to take a picture.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 4,2006 12:51am
dreadkill said:
in addition to extremely large hands, dftg also has an extremely large brain. your suggestion to christraper was phenomenal.


why thank you sir. sadly, I only think of things like that because I also have been fucked over by women who can't appreciate me.

Honestly the best thing you can do for yourself is to just never talk to them ever again.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 12:53am
I still live with her though sooooooo yea. Toothbrush time!!!!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 12:54am
you should allow her toothbrush to convocate with your anus for as long as you live with her. also, a swift kick to her face wouold also be in order.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 12:54am
Scrub-a-dub-dub



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 12:54am
another thing, if her parents live there, shit all over their bed



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 4,2006 12:55am
Christraper said:
I still live with her though sooooooo yea. Toothbrush time!!!!


what kind of fucking cunt starts screwing around with other guys before she even moves out of your place?


ok, the rage is starting to flow now. damnit.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 12:55am
dreadkill said:
you should allow her toothbrush to convocate with your anus for as long as you live with her. also, a swift kick to her face wouold also be in order.


Oh dont worry theres plenty of other things ive got in store for her. And that hippy fuckhole.




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 12:56am
please keep me posted. i need new material to punch the ol' clown to.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 12:56am
davefromthegrave said:
Christraper said:
I still live with her though sooooooo yea. Toothbrush time!!!!


what kind of fucking cunt starts screwing around with other guys before she even moves out of your place?


ok, the rage is starting to flow now. damnit.


No no no, IM moving out its just not happening nearly as quick as Id like it to. But yea she's being a fucking slut soooooo Im gonna treat her like one.




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 12:58am
treat her face to a sweet pile of logs



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 12:59am
Believe me Id like to but prison doesnt have much appeal to me.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 1:01am
do what you must do to feel satisfied



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 4,2006 1:02am
Mr. Raper is right. bitches ain't worth going to prison for.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 4,2006 1:02am
can you really go to jail for poopin on someone?

i guess they could get you for attempted bacterial murder



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 1:02am
Yea I thought about pissing on her bed but that was far too obvious. Then I thought about stabbing her but that Idea wasnt much better either. Then I happened to glance at her toothbrush......



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 1:03am
Sacreligion said:
can you really go to jail for poopin on someone?

i guess they could get you for attempted bacterial murder


I think he meant beat her with the ugly stick




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 1:04am
may her teeth enjoy their fecal adventure



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 1:06am
Its nice to now Ive got support



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 1:06am



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 4,2006 1:06am
We've all been there, dude



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 1:07am
:know: i cant spell im so excited



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 1:07am
there are many women i wish to infect with the contents of my intestines



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 4,2006 1:08am
all women are evil



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 1:09am
you ain't the first man to get screwed over by some shit-craving maniac bitch and you surely won't be the last. i support any man fighting the good fight against lower life forms.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 1:10am
There was like....brown spackles all over it when I was done, I had to clean it off a little to make it not so obvious. Then when I came all over it some of it got stuck between the bristles but it looks completely innocent now.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 1:10am
i think i might hack at this massive blister on the back of my foot with a boxcutter until i fall asleep. serves me right for not re-wearing a pair of socks today.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 4,2006 1:11am
thats a good way to get an infection



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 1:12am
I bet brushing your teeth with christraper shit/cum brand toothbrushes might be a good way of getting an infection too.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 1:12am
the blister is pissing me off



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 4,2006 1:13am
Bring it here. We'll empty it on her toothbrush.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 1:13am
Christraper said:
I bet brushing your teeth with christraper shit/cum brand toothbrushes might be a good way of getting an infection too.


i think it might be the perfect way to combat the dreaded gum disease known as GINGIVITIS!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 1:14am
Christraper said:
Bring it here. We'll empty it on her toothbrush.


good idea. the contents of my blister will assist her in the battle against cavities.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at May 4,2006 10:19am
Holy crap, this thread has me in tears laughing so much. This is funny as hell.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at May 4,2006 10:59am
Before you leave leave an upperdecker



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 4,2006 11:03am
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
Before you leave leave an upperdecker


YES! HAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at May 4,2006 11:12am
Jay, that's some creative vengeance you have going on there




toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at May 4,2006 11:12am
too funny



toggletoggle post by jared_the_zompire  at May 4,2006 11:15am
Next time I get fucked over I'm doing this. Thank you Christraper.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at May 4,2006 11:35am
I took a shit on an ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's toothbrush once. I held it under my ass and shit all over it and then swirled it around the shit-filled toilet.
You are right, they don't notice, but it sure makes you feel pretty damn good.




toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 4,2006 11:39am
I found out last week that one of my exgirlfriends caught chlamydia a few weeks after she left me. that was wicked fucked up.



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