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returntothepit >> discuss >> Nigger Jokes by anonymous on Apr 17,2006 9:46pm
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toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 17,2006 9:46pm


why do niggers only have nightmares?

cuz

the only one with a dream got shot..



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 17,2006 9:51pm
what's the difference between your girlfriend and your wife?












about 40 lbs!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 17,2006 10:08pm
why cant stevie wonder drive?













cuz he's black



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Apr 17,2006 10:13pm
i wonder who is gonna cry about this thread first?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 17,2006 10:15pm
what did the asian couple name their baby when it came out black?







sumting wong



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 17,2006 10:16pm
what did they name their second baby when it came out white?







two wongs don't make a white



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Apr 17,2006 10:18pm
anonymous said:
what did they name their second baby when it came out white?







two wongs don't make a white



how is this a nigger joke? you are not even funny. 50 year old fried chicken stereotypical jokes are funnier.



toggletoggle post by WASTEDWAYNE at Apr 17,2006 10:18pm
what does a nigger and semen have in common?






only one in a million will actually work



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 17,2006 10:20pm
What's long and hard on a nigger?





Third grade.



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Apr 17,2006 10:23pm
thank you rich for telling to only amusing joke here.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 17,2006 10:28pm
Thank you Matt for being the love of my life.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 17,2006 10:30pm
What do you call a nigger on a farm?



Ancient Farm Equipment.



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Apr 17,2006 10:31pm
what do you call a rich holding my hand?




pure love for all eternity.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 17,2006 10:45pm
What would you call the Jetsons if they were black?










Niggers.



toggletoggle post by WASTEDWAYNE at Apr 17,2006 10:52pm
What do you call a niggers car??





A blood vessel



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 17,2006 11:00pm
People in this thread other than myself should consider being funny.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 17,2006 11:03pm
and logging in and not being pussies



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 17,2006 11:04pm
Yeah. Oh no! We're gonna piss off the one black dude that comes to this site!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 17,2006 11:05pm
what actor played the black terminator?

arnold schwartzenigger



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 17,2006 11:06pm
Josh_hates_you said:
i wonder who is gonna cry about this thread first?


moe is my bet



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 17,2006 11:07pm
a joke i made up when i was a kid:

what do you call a black edward scissorhands?

edward niggerhands



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 17,2006 11:07pm
dreadkill said:
Josh_hates_you said:
i wonder who is gonna cry about this thread first?


moe is my bet


that was probably the most racist thing you could have said in this thread



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 17,2006 11:08pm
What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?

When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 17,2006 11:09pm
all my nigger jokes are old...where do you hide the paycheck ,how do you stop em from raping a girl etc



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 17,2006 11:11pm
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
dreadkill said:
Josh_hates_you said:
i wonder who is gonna cry about this thread first?


moe is my bet


that was probably the most racist thing you could have said in this thread


he's the only black guy i can think of who posts here.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 17,2006 11:11pm
I am the most racist thing you could have said.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 17,2006 11:15pm
doesn't the vocalist of Proteus pop his head in?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 17,2006 11:16pm
Black people don't exist, anyway.

Proof?

I saw a black dude on wrestling once. And as we all know, wrestling is fake. QED.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 17,2006 11:18pm
Math joke...dangerous territory.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 17,2006 11:22pm
I'm funny on this website. A recent thread said so.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 17,2006 11:22pm
that's a sound proposition.



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Apr 17,2006 11:23pm
Q. What do Black men and RichHorror say during foreplay?

A. "If you scream, Bitch, I'll kill you!"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 17,2006 11:23pm
That'd be funnier if I could find anyone to agree to have sex with me, ever.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 17,2006 11:25pm
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.




toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Apr 17,2006 11:26pm
Why was the wheelbarrow invented?


To teach blacks to walk on their hind legs.



toggletoggle post by CTborderpatrol at Apr 17,2006 11:55pm
dreadkill said:
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
dreadkill said:
Josh_hates_you said:
i wonder who is gonna cry about this thread first?


moe is my bet


that was probably the most racist thing you could have said in this thread


he's the only black guy i can think of who posts here.


infoterror is 1/16th negro




toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Apr 18,2006 12:17am
CTborderpatrol said:
dreadkill said:
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
dreadkill said:
Josh_hates_you said:
i wonder who is gonna cry about this thread first?


moe is my bet


that was probably the most racist thing you could have said in this thread


he's the only black guy i can think of who posts here.


infoterror is 1/16th negro


and 100% stupid



toggletoggle post by mOe nli at Apr 18,2006 12:21am
nigger jokes = penis envy



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Apr 18,2006 12:40am
What's the worst part about being a black jew?






You have to sit at the back of the oven.



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Apr 18,2006 12:40am
hahah



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Apr 18,2006 12:57am
I <3 General Tso's chicken

oh wait...that's terrible...i quit!



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Apr 18,2006 12:59am
i know 3 things you cant give a black person.....



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 18,2006 1:01am
MattSPONCH: the nigger jokes were terrible
MattSPONCH: i have a slew of good ones
MattSPONCH: that i was going to put up
MattSPONCH: but then i realize, who will read them and find them funny? you?
MattSPONCH: if i wanted to tell you a nigger joke, i would just tell you. and i dont.
Cowmaximus: Right.
Cowmaximus: Because niggers are jokes.
Cowmaximus: No need to add to nature's perfection.
MattSPONCH: bingo



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Apr 18,2006 1:02am
^
these are the reasons why richard and i are in love with each other and not with any of you. deal with it.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 18,2006 1:04am
My penis is huge and nigger jokes are still funny.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Apr 18,2006 1:10am
I just threw up in my mouth a little



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 18,2006 1:11am
Good for you.



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Apr 18,2006 1:12am
i heard richard enjoys a little vomit.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 18,2006 1:13am
I also enjoy water sports. You know, yellow discipline.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 18,2006 1:14am
ratt_mowe said:
^
these are the reasons why richard and i are in love with each other and not with any of you. deal with it.


he loves me too. we held hands last time i saw him. rich has a harem and we're it.



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Apr 18,2006 1:15am
we hold each others hands every night in our dreamland superhome.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 18,2006 1:15am
I haven't had sex in over a year.



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Apr 18,2006 1:17am
yes you did. last night. in our supermagic dreamland superhome?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 18,2006 1:20am
Oh, right. My large intestine.



toggletoggle post by RabbitFetus   at Apr 18,2006 1:22am
Why are a blackman's eyes red after he has sex?






Pepper Spray



toggletoggle post by RabbitFetus   at Apr 18,2006 1:22am
What's the difference between a blackperson and snow tires?




Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Apr 18,2006 1:23am
What do steroids and the KKK have in common?

They both make blacks run real fast



toggletoggle post by RabbitFetus   at Apr 18,2006 1:26am
And one more act of bigotry.

What happens when a jew with an erection walks into a wall?




He breaks his nose.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 18,2006 2:49am
dreadkill said:
he's the only black guy i can think of who posts here.


*bzzt* wrong.
matt (ionsphere) the singer of proteus posts here every now and then.
also, dirteecrayon used to post here all the time, but doesn't anymore



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Apr 18,2006 9:03am
How long does it take a black woman to shit?


nine months.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 18,2006 9:50am
get Norwell Bob in here if you really want to laugh at racist jokes
otherwise you are all amatuers



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Apr 18,2006 9:51am
Joe/NotCommon said:
get Norwell Bob in here if you really want to laugh at racist jokes
otherwise you are all amatuers


i'd have to say you're right. one time we went back and forth for about 50 jokes but he ended up having more in the end.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 18,2006 9:59am
Norwell Bob is a champion of racism



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 18,2006 10:08am
the_reverend said:
dreadkill said:
he's the only black guy i can think of who posts here.


*bzzt* wrong.
matt (ionsphere) the singer of proteus posts here every now and then.
also, dirteecrayon used to post here all the time, but doesn't anymore


*bzzt* i'm not wrong. i said moe was the only black guy I COULD THINK OF who posts here, not the only black guy who posts here. also, i refuse to believe black people exist with the name matt. that name is too whitebread for black people to like.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 18,2006 10:08am
also, dirteecrayon isn't a black guy, she is a black girl.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 18,2006 10:17am
Norwell Bob invented nigger jokes.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Apr 18,2006 10:20am
RichHorror said:
Norwell Bob invented nigger jokes.


oh yeah? well I invented niggers.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Apr 18,2006 10:21am
davefromthegrave said:
RichHorror said:
Norwell Bob invented nigger jokes.


oh yeah? well I invented niggers.


great... where do you live?



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Apr 18,2006 10:23am
Messerschmitt said:
davefromthegrave said:
RichHorror said:
Norwell Bob invented nigger jokes.


oh yeah? well I invented niggers.


great... where do you live?


In the sewers.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Apr 18,2006 10:24am
haha



toggletoggle post by sibz  at Apr 18,2006 11:32am
a nigger and a beaner jump off a bridge who lands first?



who cares



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Apr 18,2006 11:43am
Why do niggers cry during sex?

-Mace

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?

-Cut the rope.



toggletoggle post by clayton bigsby at Apr 18,2006 11:44am
Why do niggers stink?

So blind people can hate them too.



toggletoggle post by Notorious_D.U.G. at Apr 18,2006 1:18pm
what do you call two blacks in a sleeping bag?



twix



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Apr 18,2006 1:27pm
What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?

the pizza can feed a familly.





What happened when the nigga tried to look up his familly tree?


A gorilla shat on his face.



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