and i go to roll her over so i can get her from behind..she stops me and says(in a really cunty voice) ummm i'm no fucking dog,,what do you think you're doing....


i finished up(of course}but it just wasn't the same..the funny part about this is that when i was ready to cumm she sat right up and took it in the face with a big smile..

anyone understand this? cause i was thoroughly confused

yeah, I understand it. She doesn't want to have anal sex....shock.

Umm, she didn't want to have sex doggy style. Had he wanted to put it in her ass he would have said so.

oh, I know the difference. But she might have been dumb enough to think that was what was going on... (or that doggy style is anal).


Also, some people don't like how impersonal that position is.

brian_dc said:

pfft, it's the best position! plus she can always look back at him.

in a lot of ways it is the best...even for women...guys hands are free for additional clitoral stimulation. A lot of women have bigger contractions and more intense orgasms from intercourse this way.

you sound like a sex therapist brian

yeah, I'm in a Soc. of Fertility class...the books are super.

brian_dc said:

you'd know sailor!

i was not after anal and she knew this and it was the cuntiness that really shocked me kind of uppity for a girl who took a load on the face and loved it?

that is weird...

GO BALLS DEEP!

well, here's what you can do if it really bothered you.
get her pregnant.

While she's pregnant, eat her out...while eating her out blow air into her vagina. She'll get an embollism and probably die.

that's the worst thing i've ever heard....how marvelous

I figured I was being a little too friendly on this thread and had to bring in a bit of the meanness to relate.

brian_dc said:

brian suffers from a "woman are people to and their feelings and opinions are important and insightful" complex,after he meets a few i'm sure he'll get over it

and apparently you suffer from the "women like to be treated like shit" complex. but apparently we're both getting laid, so whatever dude

just fuckin with you man, will that embollism shit really work? that would be worth actually bothering to go down on her for!

"During the advanced stages of pregnancy, it is helpful to kee in mind many of the previously mentioned noncoital techniques and positions which can be used for more pleasurable, and less awkward and uncomfortable, sexual activity. the woman astride position, the X-shaped position, and all the rear-entry positions can help to alleviate discomfort. Manual Stimulation and oral sex can provide excellent means for achieving sexual pleasure if orgasm is not prohibited by your physician. With oral sex, make sure that no air is blown into the vagina, because air bubbles entering the uterus during preganancy can cause an embolism which may prove fatal to the fetus and the mother." (Barbach)

Shoulda punched the cheap whore in the face, then turned her over and fucked her ass until she started to cry.

Hoser NLI said:

not on the first date,i like to break em in slow

I love how this person is posting under "anonymous".

anonymous said:


I fucked a call girl last year and she wouldnt ride me.I asked why,and she said "I dont get on top"

I fucked a call girl last year and she wouldnt let me on top...when I asked why she said "You're too fat"

the ghost of Pig Champion said:

yabadee yabadee that's all folks!