could it be possible that my mother was nothing more then raped by Benny Hill, Alfred E Neuman and Charlie Brown.

how could it be, what a crazy twist.

now we shall watch the battle of the GREAT PUMPKIN vs. THE KITE EATING TREE

can i buy some herb from you?

only after you kill REO SPEEDWAGON, i hate those fucking guys

How is your brother's band YELLOWCARD doing?

Dick Clark is the Devil

Carson Daily is the Antichrist

Michael Jackson is Jesus


all are pagan gods sent to destroy humanity, BEWARE OF COBRA LA

All true, yet, I am the Pontiac Firebird to your third eye.

FUCK YOU, CLOWN

davefromthegrave said:

we can still be friends though right.

voodoo child

This thread has seen too much gravy already.

are you sure, it could always use some more potatos to even it out.

then again im very antipotato so gravy isnt really my thing either. hey you ever try putting the word ultimate in front of everything around. just typical things just give it a try, go on go for it. you can do it.

ULTIMATE WASTE OV A THREAD

go red sox

it was awesome, i was in Mr. Music's and walking out the door but then i looked up and saw Ortiz was up with a 3-1 count so i stayed in there to see the next pitch....yup homerun, i love lil moments like that.

oh yeah, jesus.....you aint no pirate

damn straight

ninjas live on

jesus said:

no they dont, otherwise GI Joe would have never died off. i mean c'mon Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. that show should have lived on forever.

tell that to chuck norris

jesus said:

fuck that bitch, i hope a train falls on him

the only way a train could fall on him is if it is the amtrak that he hurled into orbit in 1997
but i personally dont see that happening

dont tempt my powers jesus, ill make it happen. do you really wanna see Norris get hit by a train. i mean i could just hold it over his front door and then when he stepped outside BAM a train falling on him

I'd rather see Jay Leno being run over by a H2, but today is Blurnsday in the lovely month of Smarch; that sure as hell wont happen.

hey, hey, I thought I was the only one licensed to drop trains on people, go back to your planes and boats...this is the local train dropping 102 in the house...

i'm calling my steward !

fuck ive been called out, umm umm ive actually run outta the titanics so i started dropped landmarks. i figured i could slip a train by but i guess i should have watched out for the union

I read this thread upside down and backwards and, somehow, it gave me the Bird Flu.

yes the man strikes again, and dood change your shorts i can see your funky sludge hangin' out.

groooooooooss

I'm glad you care enough to tell me. Thats a true friend right there.

I love Robot Chicken

Just when you thought this thread was looooooong dead, I bump it with the 1.5 inch buldge in my pants. THE TASTE OF ZEBRA ENTRAILS!

poooooooooooon tits

you call that a post? I call it a load-bearing beam!

I call it four thirty time to talk to john madden strike of lumps, angry define!

hey i will destroy anyone at madden, you got no skills !

also where the fuck is my litre of soda

coooooooooooooooooooooooooola !!!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST VACUUMED UP A PILE OF DOG SHIT
GOD DAMN IT
CHANGING THIS BAG IS GONNA SUCK

THEN AGAIN, PRACTICE FOR MY FUTURE COLOSTOMY
HEY WASN'T THAT A PATHOLOGIST ALBUM (FUT. COL.)?

you know i get rug burn when i wear levi's and no underwear.

oh yeah dorcester bitches are straight up retardly crazy

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

SET PHASERS FOR ANAL

(currently drawing some afghanistanimation)

Awesome prank, Farva.

CHICKEN FUCKER

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

damn straight, stick with those landmarks though, I figure the statue of liberty could do some serious damage if you drop it from high enough...

naw man i dropped the grand canyon on someone and they laughed saying it was just a giant hole. dood its made outta rocks, its gotta hurt if it was dropped on you

Lets try to stay on topic; Should interspecial sex be illegal among animals? All those cat humping chihuahua's need to be dealt with!

i hope bob barker fucks your mom

charlie brown.

ratt_mowe said:

donald duck

bing crosby.

Fred Savage

:audience laughs in the background:

ben savage. and your dad, savagely.

dont forget thursday is all you can eat day at the morgue. bring utensils.

being why thursday is my most favorite day of the week.

if the kite eating tree hearing of this chatter you're all going down to the morgue

why must you judge me, ronald mcdonald? why cant you stick to your mcnuggets made from pigeons?

cause tacobell tastes so good

I can't respond to that in words, so here is a pic that says it all:

mmm throw some BBQ sauce on it, im sure a texan would be eat it

what?! such blasphemy should never be said about our next ruler of the world: Lord Kromdor (I bet no one gets that reference)

umm galaxy defenders or some shit

This guy obviously watches the Robot Chicken box set a little too much.

That show's stupid.

both WRONG! wonder showzen

*im not saying they are the first to use that name, but thats where i got it from

matt_forherblood said:

you're in an emo band.

whiskey_weed_and_women said:




you're in an emo band.

naw dood accord to Dwyer that's my twin brother not me.

I'm in a shat-core band. Theres a skunk player, anvil basher, and me (the fecal matter master). You can check us out at That-Shat.gov

im not into skat but i know a few people at my work who are

are there any job openings? i hope theyre not racist (I'm half Mexican and half Eskimo)

hmm steak and cheese sub or a pizza. what to do what to do

whatever one tastes better when sprinkled with angeldust

thatd be both, so youre no help

the cannibal babies are gonna gum you to death

I hate Bubbleyum. Anyways, the connection you have dialed is no longer in service, please grease me up and try again.

ha, yuck yuck goose

Bubbletape. 6 feet of bubblegum. for you. not them.

He who is Pedro said:

Racism is a myth. Like black people.

RichHorror said:

and the holocaust

Feel the fizz..........of KOOKY KOLA!!

CANNIBAL BABIES

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

I worship the sun as much as I worship Pale Ale