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New site? Maybe some day. 
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you heard it here first. thank the rev for breaking this terrible news.... |
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As long as Stephen Colbert is alive, everything is fine.
Fuck that Steven guy. |
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my "decision" to spell it wrong earlier tonight has lived on in 3 threads now! |
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summary. Stephen Colbert killed. He was on vacation in Mexico doing some brutal mining work.
He was quoted beforehand, "When I go on vacation I don't lay around and collecting "rays" and drinking "booze," no. The heroes, they go someplace that reminds them why they love being American and work harder than they ever have to in the greatest country in the world. If I didn't go on this vacation, it would only be fair to call me...a coward."
Stephen was 41 years old, he leaves behind his wife and two children.
don't even bother clicking the link, I totally summed it up awesomely. |
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ratt_mowe said: | you heard it here first. thank the rev for breaking this terrible news.... |
Who is this guy?
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this thread calls for 10 most posts... of the truth. |
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what the hell is going on? |
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I don't know, but I've working on a new car... powered by, the Truth. |
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but thats not the point here. the point is that STEPHEN COLBERT IS DEAD. |
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I reiterate.
WHAT!?!?!?!?! |
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i know. its hard to deal with.... |
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what the hell...link to a valid news site?? |
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nonsense...we all know that the truth can't die...and colbert IS the truth |
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eat of his body and your shall be feasting on... the truth. |
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eat of his brain...and it will give you power |
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drink of his blood and you will be drunk on 100% pure grain truth. |
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suck his marrow and taste the succulent juices of truthiness |
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feel that? that's the sharp jab of the truth and you can't handle it. |
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Water is of major importance to all living things; in some organisms, up to 90 percent of their body weight comes from water. Up to 60 percent of the human body is water, the brain is composed of 70 percent water, and the lungs are nearly 90 percent water. About 83 percent of our blood is water, which helps digest our food, transport waste, and control body temperature. Each day humans must replace 2.4 litres of water, some through drinking and the rest taken by the body from the foods eaten.
but in stephen colbert. this water was replaced with truth. |
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that's a pretty good one...
all your truth are belong to us. |
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wait so is he really dead or not?
I DEMAND THE TRUTH! |
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this land is your land, not wait, this land is my land,
now get off of it you hippies, it's time for the truth. |
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since no one else is playing with me anymore.
"it takes a nation to raise... the truth" |
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I think the best actual one he did was "grab a bucket, I think I'm gonna truth" |
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one I could totally see him doing I'd "whowhowhowho, who left the truth out? me, that's who. " |
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no wait, he would said "me, american, that's who." |
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if he's not dead, prove it.
all these reruns for no reason?
at the same time as workers trapped in mexico? too perfect isn't it? you can't fight this logic. |
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oh and you can't fight the truuth! |
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I heard that he's being detained by the NSA. he got caught at a road block and is being held on trumped up charges of truthing while driving. his blood/truth level was 5x the legal limit of .08
statsistically speaking, he should be dead. I'm just glad he didn't hurt any one else with his binge truthing. |
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new episode tonight
it was fun while it lasted
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horrible, but he spoke a bit of buddhist |
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"when I go on break, my fans notice" |
 
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